Ask a dude who wears girls hot pants anything

Ask a dude who wears girls hot pants anything

why

whats with the elmo?

Are you Tom?

no i'm peter

why

Do you do it so your junk looks bigger?

what size is your bed?

Mostly because I feel extremely awkward in longer shorts

160 cm across

big enought for you and mr.cat?

miss cat

miss meow then, alright. she meows alot?

she does

how does she sound when she meow?

does it look big to you?

sharp and loud

like a dog? woof?

who is taking the photo and why?
your age?

nope

i don't know the intention, he just took it. 34

does woof like chicken?

You effing faggot!

>he
Your boyfriend or bro?

the first one

whats with the doll you are holding and why?

nothing intentional, just fell asleep with my hand next to it. it's Elmo btw

but why do you own it?

just a decoration on the bed

are those women's shoes

nope, sadly my foot size is just above where women sizes end

Nope, you look like you have no package. Sad, really.

why is it sad?

Because you're a dude, you should have a package.