"I don't like stuffing"

"I don't like stuffing"
I wanna smack my kid when he says this.

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

"filling's better than stuffing"

God forbid your kid have his own original opinions on anything. Probably a terrible father.

"Dad's fucking Aunt Jane"

"I fucked your sister"

Even if you say it to your brother-in-law, still not ok.

He's 26 and still living with me. He's lost his right to give his opinion

Y'all killed native Americans

"eww, fucking veggie gravy"

I hate you all.

"That's called 'yiff', Grandma"

hi i am home

It's a festivus miracle

Trump, best president ever!

I VOTED FOR TRUMP!

I fucked the turkey

The turkey's from kmart

Thanksgiving is cultural appropriation.

Tastes likes mom's pussy

Mom, I am gay

"We're doing vegan Thanksgiving"

"Dibs on the butthole"
"Dark meat's an aphrodisiac"
"I hear turkeys flinch"
"Secret ingredient is love"
"I'm thankful for Trump"

Why would anyone like soggy bread cooked in a brids asshole

Animal products cause cancer

Turkeys don’t want death

You are cancer.

Tired? It's the tryptophan.

Turkey is nature's rohypnol

>"I don't like stuffing"
he's refrencing the stuffing you fill him with on a nightly basis, you sick sick bastard

"Take my strong hand"

"Mom dad I'm gay"

Lets thank shitty condoms

please pass the gravy.

wubba lubba dub dub

>God forbid your kid have his own original opinions on anything.
Clean your plate, you little shit, or you go to bed hungry.