"I don't like stuffing"
I wanna smack my kid when he says this.
"I don't like stuffing"
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
"filling's better than stuffing"
God forbid your kid have his own original opinions on anything. Probably a terrible father.
"Dad's fucking Aunt Jane"
"I fucked your sister"
Even if you say it to your brother-in-law, still not ok.
He's 26 and still living with me. He's lost his right to give his opinion
Y'all killed native Americans
"eww, fucking veggie gravy"
I hate you all.
"That's called 'yiff', Grandma"
hi i am home
It's a festivus miracle
Trump, best president ever!
I VOTED FOR TRUMP!
I fucked the turkey
The turkey's from kmart
Thanksgiving is cultural appropriation.
Tastes likes mom's pussy
Mom, I am gay
"We're doing vegan Thanksgiving"
"Dibs on the butthole"
"Dark meat's an aphrodisiac"
"I hear turkeys flinch"
"Secret ingredient is love"
"I'm thankful for Trump"
Why would anyone like soggy bread cooked in a brids asshole
Animal products cause cancer
Turkeys don’t want death
You are cancer.
Tired? It's the tryptophan.
Turkey is nature's rohypnol
>"I don't like stuffing"
he's refrencing the stuffing you fill him with on a nightly basis, you sick sick bastard
"Take my strong hand"
"Mom dad I'm gay"
Lets thank shitty condoms
please pass the gravy.
wubba lubba dub dub
>God forbid your kid have his own original opinions on anything.
Clean your plate, you little shit, or you go to bed hungry.