69 decides what I do in a British pub
69 decides what I do in a British pub
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smoke a fag
whip your dick out
Drink warm beer.
hey that place looks familiar
PISS ON THE FLOOR AND YELL ARSENAL
That’s what every Wotherspoon’s looks like buddy....
Start a friendly discussion about why Brexit was a bad idea.
Take a d nigger
threaten to kill the queen
Drink, talk to people, visit the loo when needed, eat crisps.
i told you it looked familiar BUDDY
sing this one as loud as you can scream
youtube.com
Chant "oh Jeremy Corbyn"
Allah akbar
Smoke a fag you poof
gramps didnt die fighting the luftwaffe so his mates couldnt smoke in their pub
you should be fucking ashamed of yourself
69 one of the dudes at the bar
Stand up and start shouting, Allah akbar
Do a 360 then walk away
pull out your dick and set it on the bar area, and scream that you need head.
My livelihood has gone down in ashes, start a fire.
Tequila suicide.
Down the tequila, snort the salt and squirt the lemon juice in your eye
Book your Xmas party with them
Piss on the next guy that passes you.
TRIPS DEMANDS IT
FUCK BREXIT
Roll
Start a fight and livestream it
Dont be a faggot for once and try to pick up a girl
rolling for this
Shit on the table
Start buying drinks for the fattest ugliest girl in the pub
How about you get a beer, you mongo.
Hold a robbery using your dick as the gun
Whip your cock oot and scream "Maggie thatcher's dead"
Ask them what they think of all the immigrants and the rape incidents being covered up
find a female in the sausagefest and strike up a conversation
scream niggers 69 times.
Start fapping openly
Start a fight
This
Ask them what theyd rather watch, an American comedy or a British comedy
Rolling for this
Ask the ugliest woman in the pub for a shag
Have a good time
>96
Leave
By everyone there a shot.
go home and send us pictures of you going home and at your home to prove you went home
Start a conversation about how Communism will win
Piss all over the land(corporate chain's)lord's carpet for selling out and not having a proper northern pub you arse.
Alternatively ask him for a cocktail menu, pick the most 'feminine' and drink it all slowly as a you would a pint of something you hate.
Smoke a fag
Close but no cigar
(Rolling for this )
Call the next person who walks through the door a daft wanker cunt
Also, OP, which Wetherspoons are you in?
Ohhh Jeremy Corbyn
Back flip in the middle of the room
So I says to the swamp donkey to suck it before I stuck me trunk in the tradesman entrance and had her lick me yarballs
What city you in op? Also rolling for dirty protest
This
Whip out your bepis and start furiously wanking.
Grab a random guy by the dick
This
Throw your beer into someone head, and say
headshot
say fuck off tory wankas
and smoke a fag
What a winner
yessssss
Yesss perfect #ToryScum
sigh
winrar
It'll do. Now OP.
that looks like a place in nottingham... you in nottingham? (honestly tho they all look the fucking same)
Ah k
scream "ANGELA MERKEL FOR PRIME MINISTER!"