69 decides what I do in a British pub

69 decides what I do in a British pub

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smoke a fag

whip your dick out

Drink warm beer.

hey that place looks familiar

PISS ON THE FLOOR AND YELL ARSENAL

That’s what every Wotherspoon’s looks like buddy....

Start a friendly discussion about why Brexit was a bad idea.

Take a d nigger

threaten to kill the queen

Drink, talk to people, visit the loo when needed, eat crisps.

i told you it looked familiar BUDDY

sing this one as loud as you can scream
youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo

Chant "oh Jeremy Corbyn"

Allah akbar

Smoke a fag you poof

gramps didnt die fighting the luftwaffe so his mates couldnt smoke in their pub

you should be fucking ashamed of yourself

69 one of the dudes at the bar

Stand up and start shouting, Allah akbar

Do a 360 then walk away

pull out your dick and set it on the bar area, and scream that you need head.

My livelihood has gone down in ashes, start a fire.

Tequila suicide.

Down the tequila, snort the salt and squirt the lemon juice in your eye

Book your Xmas party with them

Piss on the next guy that passes you.

TRIPS DEMANDS IT

FUCK BREXIT

Roll

Start a fight and livestream it

Dont be a faggot for once and try to pick up a girl

rolling for this

Shit on the table

Start buying drinks for the fattest ugliest girl in the pub

How about you get a beer, you mongo.

Hold a robbery using your dick as the gun

Whip your cock oot and scream "Maggie thatcher's dead"

Ask them what they think of all the immigrants and the rape incidents being covered up

find a female in the sausagefest and strike up a conversation

scream niggers 69 times.

Start fapping openly

Start a fight

This

Ask them what theyd rather watch, an American comedy or a British comedy

Rolling for this

Ask the ugliest woman in the pub for a shag

Have a good time

>96

Leave

By everyone there a shot.

go home and send us pictures of you going home and at your home to prove you went home

Start a conversation about how Communism will win

Piss all over the land(corporate chain's)lord's carpet for selling out and not having a proper northern pub you arse.

Alternatively ask him for a cocktail menu, pick the most 'feminine' and drink it all slowly as a you would a pint of something you hate.

Smoke a fag

Close but no cigar
(Rolling for this )

Call the next person who walks through the door a daft wanker cunt

Also, OP, which Wetherspoons are you in?

Ohhh Jeremy Corbyn

Back flip in the middle of the room

So I says to the swamp donkey to suck it before I stuck me trunk in the tradesman entrance and had her lick me yarballs

What city you in op? Also rolling for dirty protest

This

Whip out your bepis and start furiously wanking.

Grab a random guy by the dick

This

Throw your beer into someone head, and say
headshot

say fuck off tory wankas

and smoke a fag

What a winner

yessssss

Yesss perfect #ToryScum

sigh

winrar

It'll do. Now OP.

this
youtu.be/I4nel8SblYA?t=53s

that looks like a place in nottingham... you in nottingham? (honestly tho they all look the fucking same)

Ah k

scream "ANGELA MERKEL FOR PRIME MINISTER!"