You can have one superpower of your choice, but the replying comment decides a limitation of this power. What superpower do you choose?
You can have one superpower of your choice, but the replying comment decides a limitation of this power...
you have the power to be feared by everyone
but girls are too scared of you so you die lonely
The power to sway masses of people any size to do your bidding
The ability to get the usb in first time.
But only USB type B
But only when you cut your balls off.
RIP pimpin' joe
The power to resurrect dead memes
But only if you sacrifice a finger each time.
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
You can read minds
Reality-warping
Rick level intelligence
But only the minds of retarded people
You have to literally read minds, requiring you to cut open a person's head in order to see their brain.
The power to transform to fit cosplay.
I won't even dignify this with a response
but you read your dads mind and find out he raped and killed 20 kids back in the 80s
but you vomit every time you warp reality
That means I win the thread! /thread
Never get tired up
with Pinky level interests
For real? I'll take that. I wont even warp out hte vomiting, thats such a mild consequence.
but you're cool cat
Suck dikc and not being a faggot
you hvae to suck a traps dick
but you secretly love it
get gf
40 hours a week
with femine benis and no sex drive
samefag AND regular faggot
FUCK
how are you so sure you dumb cunt?
How are you so cum dunt
even if I wasn't sure immediately, I certainly am now that you've replied without a screenshot proving otherwise.
remote viewing at will
jokes on you i like femal Benis
you have to destroy a 30,000¥ camera each time
The ability to teleport from school to school as i shoot it up
Overriding the President's Veto
The power to not break the diving board as I try to kickflip off it.
only if each member sucks old Israeli AND Saudi cock on video each time
the desire not to kill myself
can only appear by making the fattest kid in class rip a huge egg fart, inside the cloud
The Power to have control over your emotions
Calling special meetings of Congress
But you have to kill yourself anyway
The power to do whatever I want faggot
The power to cum at will
the power to kill a yak with mindpower
You summon any imaginable weapon
But your cum is black and corrosive for girls
The power to increase breast size at will
but you can only imagine cotton balls
without feeling any relief
whoever holds it has their hands go to sleep
But as soon as you stop concentrating it comes rushing back tenfold
Foresight
But you lose your interest in breasts
Nobody can physically touch you.
I'll get rich from boob jobs, i'm an ass man anyway
Shape shifting.
the super ultra mega power of nigger overcomes all superpowas
Ok I take it back. The woman's breast increase at an alarming rate you can't control leaving them immobile with noobs heavier than themselves
the power to be god
The superpower to transform into anything i want
dying of prostate cancer
fuck off from my thread nigger
You're the god of poop and only have power over that domain.
But they can emotionally hurt you
Hahaha, Good my man
Fuck Donald Trump. NEVER TRUMP.
You can stop time and move about and move things
I create a universe out of shit and morph it into whatever material i desire.
But every single time you do it you lose a year of life.
everyone is completely aware that you have stopped time. better not rape your hot teacher
The power to keep Sup Forums like it was in 2006
it turns back to shit every midnight
But every electronic device you touch shuts down.
Y also speech to text so okay
fuck no
The power to manipulate fire--pyromancer
The ability to eat glass
Nice one Sherlock.
But it doesn't dissolve in your stomach so when you shit, it's painful
It doesn't digest, so it comes out as glass cutting through your intestines
Nobody has given the best power yet: being able to create new dank memes at will
Theres ! 6% change you will be stuck with what you changed to forever
But they only become dank after your death
But flames acts like a fluid,
But they burn you
I choose the ability to create ice at will
But the power slowly erodes your memory and reason
So Sup Forums?
im okay with that
but only into registered sex offenders
>missing the reference
im sorry
To always tell what someone is thinking, not reading minds. Like knowing if they're lying or thinking about a topic.
But using it causes you to shit your pants
>What superpower do you choose?
Russia.
But its communist