You can have one superpower of your choice, but the replying comment decides a limitation of this power...

You can have one superpower of your choice, but the replying comment decides a limitation of this power. What superpower do you choose?

you have the power to be feared by everyone

but girls are too scared of you so you die lonely

The power to sway masses of people any size to do your bidding

The ability to get the usb in first time.

But only USB type B

But only when you cut your balls off.

RIP pimpin' joe

The power to resurrect dead memes

But only if you sacrifice a finger each time.

ZA WARUDO

TOKI WO TOMARE

You can read minds

Reality-warping

Rick level intelligence

But only the minds of retarded people

You have to literally read minds, requiring you to cut open a person's head in order to see their brain.

The power to transform to fit cosplay.

I won't even dignify this with a response

but you read your dads mind and find out he raped and killed 20 kids back in the 80s

but you vomit every time you warp reality

That means I win the thread! /thread

Never get tired up

with Pinky level interests

For real? I'll take that. I wont even warp out hte vomiting, thats such a mild consequence.

but you're cool cat

Suck dikc and not being a faggot

you hvae to suck a traps dick

but you secretly love it

get gf

40 hours a week

with femine benis and no sex drive

samefag AND regular faggot

FUCK

how are you so sure you dumb cunt?

How are you so cum dunt

even if I wasn't sure immediately, I certainly am now that you've replied without a screenshot proving otherwise.

remote viewing at will

jokes on you i like femal Benis

you have to destroy a 30,000¥ camera each time

The ability to teleport from school to school as i shoot it up

Overriding the President's Veto

The power to not break the diving board as I try to kickflip off it.

only if each member sucks old Israeli AND Saudi cock on video each time

the desire not to kill myself

can only appear by making the fattest kid in class rip a huge egg fart, inside the cloud

The Power to have control over your emotions

Calling special meetings of Congress

But you have to kill yourself anyway

The power to do whatever I want faggot

The power to cum at will

the power to kill a yak with mindpower

You summon any imaginable weapon

But your cum is black and corrosive for girls

The power to increase breast size at will

but you can only imagine cotton balls

without feeling any relief

whoever holds it has their hands go to sleep

But as soon as you stop concentrating it comes rushing back tenfold

Foresight

But you lose your interest in breasts

Nobody can physically touch you.

I'll get rich from boob jobs, i'm an ass man anyway

Shape shifting.

the super ultra mega power of nigger overcomes all superpowas

Ok I take it back. The woman's breast increase at an alarming rate you can't control leaving them immobile with noobs heavier than themselves

the power to be god

The superpower to transform into anything i want

dying of prostate cancer

fuck off from my thread nigger

You're the god of poop and only have power over that domain.

But they can emotionally hurt you

Hahaha, Good my man

Fuck Donald Trump. NEVER TRUMP.

You can stop time and move about and move things

I create a universe out of shit and morph it into whatever material i desire.

But every single time you do it you lose a year of life.

everyone is completely aware that you have stopped time. better not rape your hot teacher

The power to keep Sup Forums like it was in 2006

it turns back to shit every midnight

But every electronic device you touch shuts down.

Y also speech to text so okay

fuck no

The power to manipulate fire--pyromancer

The ability to eat glass

Nice one Sherlock.

But it doesn't dissolve in your stomach so when you shit, it's painful

It doesn't digest, so it comes out as glass cutting through your intestines

Nobody has given the best power yet: being able to create new dank memes at will

Theres ! 6% change you will be stuck with what you changed to forever

But they only become dank after your death

But flames acts like a fluid,

But they burn you

I choose the ability to create ice at will

But the power slowly erodes your memory and reason

So Sup Forums?
im okay with that

but only into registered sex offenders

>missing the reference

im sorry

To always tell what someone is thinking, not reading minds. Like knowing if they're lying or thinking about a topic.

But using it causes you to shit your pants

>What superpower do you choose?
Russia.

But its communist