Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?

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Tell him thanks for kicking the spics out

shoot him for breaking and entering

Is it time, Mister Donald?

Do a 360 and invite him to dinner

Toss him a beer

Reported

Thank him for MAGA

I HAVE RIGHTS

Tell him he's doing a great job then suck his dick if he wanted me to.

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Every security apparatus of the US would ruin my life trying to find out why the fuck the president teleported into my apartment

Spit in his face. Then tell him to get the fuck out of my house.

Give him a coffee and ham sandwich, give him my paypal details

Thank him for making Sup Forums great again
>#M/b/GA

give him a hug make coffee and I wont talk I'll listen

Ha ha ha! You think you can block me? I cannot be blocked!! What is your schtoyle?

When I walk out, I salute President Pence

>be me
>used to work night shifts as personal assistant in the White House
>menial work paying off student debt
>sometimes bring "The Donald" coffee
>one night, find him asleep in front of the TV
>notice breathing is laboured
>stomach heaving against the constraint of his belt
>momentary hesitation
>slowly, delicately start to unbuckle his belt
>just want to make sure he's comfortable
>mouth suddenly quite dry, hands feel clammy
>belt finally loosens
>stomach sags as he breathes deeper
>head slumps, but he's out for the count
>notice the wrinkles of his face
>protruding gray roots
>glimpse of silken maroon underwear
>unfamiliar feelings stirring
>fingers gently trace the contours of his belt
>he shifts in his sleep, low grunt
>legs open wider
>more tantalising maroon
>find myself biting my lip

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Fuck off Ivan. Go drink some vodka and kill yourself

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MOre

>and kill yourself
You first

>watch the light of the TV flicker across his face as he sleeps
>my hand wanders from his belt
>first sensation of silk under my fingertips
>heart pounding in my chest
>what if he wakes up?.. What if someone walks in?..
>hold my breath as fingers gently slip from silk to skin
>feel impossibly smooth curvature of his heaving belly
>feel it rise and fall with each breath
>feel my cock start to stiffen
>ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
>up to this point, there had never been a single doubt in my mind that I am 100% straight
>I ignore the thoughts racing in my mind
>something else is taking over
>my fingers trace the yawning maw of his belly button
>I feel an involuntary shiver
>so sensual
>feeling bolder, I begin my descent
>fingers push the boundary of his underwear
>they resist for a moment before giving way
>lean in closer to him to give myself better access
>see my hand disappear
>feel warm, dewy skin
>his musk invades my nostrils and I breath him in
>feel my cock is about to burst from my trousers
>I push further south
>anticipation of what I'll feel next is almost overwhelming

I'd probably do all of the shit in this song youtube.com/watch?v=6w3EbmeD9UY

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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nice meme

fuck'im

You'd walk into him again you retard....

Hey Donnie, what brings you to NZ?

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>his face is maybe two or three inches from mine as my fingers finally push through pubic growth
>sudden almost uncontrollable urge to kiss his neck
>run my tongue up to his earlobe and chew on it a little
>I bite my lip even harder
>faint taste of blood
>that's it, I feel the unmistakable texture of a flaccid slightly shriveled cock
>bigger than I was expecting
>I gently wrap my fingers around it and give it the most delicate squeeze
>I was completely absorbed in the act at this point
>I didn't even notice that his slow deep snoring had stopped
>instinctively start to stroke, up and down
>fear of being caught feels like a distant memory at this point
>as I feel the cock in my hand start to stiffen... just oh
>almost overwhelmed as excitement builds
>I finally, carefully reach down and slowly, silently unzip
>the relief as my cock is finally allowed to breath
>trembling slightly, I dig my thumb under the folds of his foreskin
>warm, gooey, probably delicious
>never considered sucking cock before
>never felt this way before
>start to think I may have gone too far
>I start to stroke myself
>yep, this is literal insanity in the making
>decide to abort and finish myself off in the bathroom
>as soon as I start to relinquish my grip, he grabs me
>heart stops

report him for sexually assaulting his daughter right in front of me

Newfag

I make glorious pee on mattress for him. Just like last time.

>his eyes bore into mine with ineffable fire
>I feel precum ooze from my cock and coalesce between my fingers
>I've been caught
>he has a firm grip on my wrist
>never forget what he said next, I can remember it as clear as day
>"you better finish what you've started"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>I want him to kiss me, I want him to take me, I want to be his dirty little fuck bitch
>instead, he guides my hand back to his cock
>it feels stiff and hot in my hand
>his skin now even smoother than his underwear
>I let out a tiny almost inaudible moan
>I know now that I'm going to suck him
>The choice has been taken from me
>I continue stroking his cock
>Awkwardly try to stroke myself at the same time
>Have to be super gentle, I'm already on the verge of exploding
>I don't want to ruin his chair
>I can practically feel the waves of pleasure coarse through him as I stroke
>start to feel a little apprehensive
>not sure how to initiate blowjob, just know I want it more than my next breath
>I am a dumb little virgin wannabee whore
>Giving in, I fall against him, letting my tongue fall out of my mouth
>I get my first taste
>Running it from the base of his neck up to his cheek
>I recoil a little at the taste
>Oddly chemical
>He recoils at my advance and pushes me away
>Fall on my ass, my poor cock caught in my zipper
>I wince with pain as he stands over me
>Fury and disgust in his eyes
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck

>feel tears well in my eyes
>still painfully hard
>my eyes slowly drop to his cock
>stiff and erect, a glimmer of precum
>a tantalising glimmer, I can't look away
>his balls hang heavy
>one slightly lower than the other
>probably heavy with thick, juicy cum
>I let out another tiny moan
>He's so close, only a foot or so away...
>I move to my knees, my eyes locked on his proud, engorged cock
>It's only a few inches away, I.. I can practically smell him
>I swallow hard and cast my eyes upwards, to his
>He stares defiantly back, with all the fire and disgust from before
>"Well?.. What are you waiting for?"
>I gasp in shock as he grabs my head with both hands
>it seemed to happen in slow motion
>his cock burst into my mouth, past my lips
>I instinctively opened wide, afraid my teeth might catch him
>he pushed deep, deep and deeper again, forcing my head down with his powerful little hands
>I gagged horribly and the tears flowed down my cheeks
>And the precum flowed down my cock
>I could taste his sweet, slightly salty dominance ramming the back of my throat
>I tried to arch myself, to take him even deeper
>My nose buried in his pubic hair
>My eyes rolling in the back of my head
>He started to fuck my face with the ferocity of a man half his age
>It took a few thrusts, but I managed to stick my tongue out
>As he thrust, my tongue gently lapped against his balls
>His breathing became more laboured as he went
>With each thrust, another grunt
>I felt waves of pleasure wash over me as I took him
>I felt so.. complete

Not trying to be an edgelord. I just dont think id be able to stop myself.

Trump, both Bushes, and Reagan's corpse. 4 faces i would instantly spit on without hesitation.

>2KB newfag neck yourself

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WHAT!?!?!?!?!!?!? Why has the MSM covered this up??

Slaughter him like a pig and wear his skin as my own

Salute and shake his hand.

tell him i'm sorry for the mess around cause i'm a lazy person and that i does not deserve the visit of the Emperor

Wow there buddy, leave some pussy for us.

Tell him to get his tiny hand off my fucking cat!

Think Lord Trump has ever browsed Sup Forums?