/nba/ General - Shookening edition

DET:Jon Leuer starting, Tobias Harris to bench
ATL:Taurean Prince starting again on Tuesday
PHO:Derrick Jones Jr. starting for Devin Booker
GS:Dubs will provide update on Durant Wednesday
PHO:Devin Booker (ankle) out Tuesday vs. Atlanta
DET:Reggie Jackson (knee) out Tuesday vs. Miami
IND:Al Jefferson will miss at least 2 weeks
IND:Rodney Stuckey (knee) to miss 4-6 weeks
NY:Anthony, Rose not listed as starters vs. MIA
LAC:J.J. Redick (ankle) questionable Wednesday
LAK:Brandon Ingram (knee) out Tuesday vs. Wizards
MLW:Khris Middleton (ill) questionable Tuesday

Lakers vs Wizards @ 7:30PM PST
GSW vs Rockets - On Right Now

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1st for magic

>Hang on guys let me make an OP with a stale meme as the OP

most cringeworthy moment of the dunk contest?

i wish he just dropped it in with the drone that would have been amazing

*Blocks your path*

...

i lmaoed when they had him pretend like he was flying the drone

nigga would have crashed it and chopped a fans head off

Celtics are winning it all tbqh.

Wizards are winning the east so that's impossible

>go with a chink company for your shoe
>charge people as much as a nike shoe

wade is pathetic,you can't justify this

paul george has 33 points with a quarter left to play

Stop pretending like Nikes are some super high quality shoe.

but they are lmao

>black people are poor
>spending $200 on some sneakers

I'm the worst 2k player. I got 38 dropped on me in pro am. I was playing a lockdown defender. The guy made fun of me.

>Booker
>good

But...they are...?

Poor people are usually poor because they make bad decisions

Literally made in the same chink factory but just as overpriced.

Nike material is trash. Stitching is good, most of the time. Every other year they have some new meme sole materiel that gets exposed as trash and they replace it the next year.

>playing sports video games online

there's your first problem user

I stopped playing 2k online because the black males intimidated me. I was always worried about a deep voiced black man messaging me rude messages after a game or cursing me out during a game.

Y@MBYS

you must not be very good my man

streamable.com/04y00

what a disrespectful little fuck curry is, knowing his guy was hurt and still chucking up a 3

>streamable.com/04y00
i too browse reddit

i made the post so i can repost it

>Thunder-Rockets lowest rated NBA game ever on broadcast TV. Four of 8 lowest rated have come in past month.

>i made the post so i can repost it

Sure you did, reddit.

Harden straight ass. His team gotta carry him again against a top team, never the other way around.

I only can't play MyTeam.

Like seriously, every online game I play against some faggot drug dealer that bought like a million packs and has all diamond/pink diamond players.

I'm like 200-64 in play now online, but like 30-150 in myteam with the big 3 boston celtics, shit ain't fucking fair.

The Kentucky North Carolina game was on at the same time.

That's the two top blue blood schools playing in the real final for the NCAA natty.

Also shows how contrived the "MVP duel" bullshit E!SPN was pulling. Everyone and their mom knows that shit doesn't matter in MVP voting and they'd already played 3 times before that so it didn't matter.

If this was anywhere else I would think you're being ironic but because this is Sup Forums I know there's always a chance a post like this is serious

everybody plays like massive faggots on MyTeam and the MT currency system encourages it.

>playing anything other than mygm/franchise mode in any sports game

>playing video games

MyPark is literally the main reason to play though.

Dunking on niggas, and blocking those soft sharpshooting jerks with your 6'11 glass cleaner 'you' never gets old

I want to be a fan of an NBA team

He looked for a team that


nobody care

That almost has no fans

Be pathetic

That is a loser.

That I have no future

Who has never wins the NBA Finals.

That when they play at home, there are more fans of the opposing team

That is a shame for your city, or state

Which is in a city, where soccer and MLS are much more popular and beloved, than basketball and the NBA

And that nobody cares if that team disappears or is moved to another place

Is there a online league mode? Could we do a /nba/ team next season?

brooklyn? maybe the magic? i dunno senpai no team is THAT pathetic

>my timberpuppies choking again

Thibs is going to choke a hooker tonight

Just to be clear the hooker isnt for sex, its so he has someone to take notes of game film for him

Nets or magic?

Which of the 2 is the most pathetic, the most loser, and the least popular in your city?

Dnp rest should be a fine equal to the players salary for that day desu

>choking
you didn't lead the entire 4th quarter lmao

also the pacers could still fuck it up tbqh

I would probably say the nets just because they are so barren of draft picks until like 2019 that they DEFINITELY won't be good anytime soon. Magic are just very incompetent.

Actually the Kings might be a good choice too, they just make lots of bad decisions

>you can only choke in the fourth quarter

Draymond DED

I don't think I've ever seen a team blow as many games as this twolves team. They should be confortably in the playoffs but they choke away just about every game

In general, I'm looking for an NBA team.

This in a city where people want more choice and his team of Major League Soccer (MLS) and the NBA team is totally irrelevant and almost no support.

This Brooklyn 76ers game has been neck and neck the whole damn time

it's a road game, against a better team, and you only led by like 10 points once

i know you're pissed at your team, but how the fuck was this a choke for the t-wolves?

There are no teams like that. NBA popularity is at an all-time high. The only cities that have great MLS support off the top of my head are cities without NBA teams, so right now the worst team is the Nets so I would pick them.

can't wait until nigel gets btfo by the blazers tonight

can't wait until Portland gets back into 9th seed where they belong

Blazerbro?

jokic is trash

my god, this fucking refball in the pacers-twolves game

I am sorry. If not an NBA team, be in a city where soccer and MLS (major league soccer) are the most popular and most dominant.


I'm not interested

LMAO DETOILET WE REALLY OUT HERE, GET REKT

Apologize

i just don't want to see fucking portland again in the playoffs. they don't put up a fight at all. All hype and no delivery.

Draymonds out.

That means it's choking time.

they tried to act like they were better than they really were after the cloppers all decided to die in the same game and hand them to series

>Anti-bullying PSA on CSN Bay Area

DO NOT REPLY TO COSTA RICA

I love costa rica

Bullying is horrible, you can enjoy life without destroying other peoples life. I'll knock you the fuck out.

Are you some kind of masochist? The team you are looking for is the Kings. The Nets will have plenty of fans the second they are good. The Kings will likely move cities in the next 5 years.

Is Patrick Beverley the missing link between humans and apes??

DRAYMOND GREEN TORE BOTH OF HIS ACLS

WTF....FREAK INCIDENT MUCH

thank you based ricky

If you're bullied it means you're a weak man who doesn't deserve to breed. Real men use bullying as motivation to become better.

Draymond is.

FUXK YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THAT NIGGA DESERVES IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish

Stupid ape deserves it

Draymond is our guy. He plays just like us and has our mindset.

Proof

I like how the refs are interfering with the heat game

THE

Jeremy Lin is fucking horrible, should not even be in the league much less starting

I don't try to kick people in the balls repeatedly

Lol warriors suck

wrong. Kawhi is /ourguy/.

Draymond is a pompous buffoon.

The stats don't back you up. Not an argument.

MOST

fuck off reddit

I would if I was in the NBA.

The guy is a genius, now everytime someone is matched up against him they gotta be worried "Ah shit is this nigga gonna kick my sack into next week?"

Dray is over there playing 5d chess and y'all still playing checkers.

Who else gets rock hard for this 'performance specialist' ?

I too, browse Reddit.

4-14 nigga, I watched him chuck all night
Huge turnover at the end there too, cost them the game

I always saw the back of her head and thought she was the house of cards bitch

Do you also like guys?

>one game

is Jokic the new le meme man?

there's something inheriently cancerous about the Warriors, whoever joins that team turns in a smug cocksucker

i think there's something in the water there, or maybe it just attracts guys who were always like that but were just afraid to show it

But ESPN calls that "culture"

>one game

/nba/ isn't the desperate virgin general

here lemme help

Are you fucking shitting me mcgruber

>not wanting to love a quiet, respectful boy that plays solid defense
No, YOU fuck off to reddit

/nba/ is in love with him, meaning he'll be Greg Oden tier next year just like Embiid.