It's my birthday today please make me laugh
It's my birthday today please make me laugh
Joseph Sanders
David Williams
Why can't a bicycle stand up on it's own?
It's two tired!
John Peterson
I had a class mate whos dad got into a cocaine fueled rage at a golph course and ran over golphers in his car. this webm made me think of him
Sebastian Hall
Happy birthday.
Carter Ortiz
I strongly dislike you
Jose Morales
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Hunter Fisher
You have a bigger cock than Brad Pitt
Mason Bennett
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Caleb Diaz
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Dylan Allen
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Dominic Morgan
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Elijah Johnson
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Zachary Gonzalez
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Charles Morales
Guys wife is in a coma. Guy says "Doc, is there any hope?" Doc says "This isn't exactly kosher, but I've seen it work.. Go in the room and have oral sex with your wife" guy looks dubious, but willing to try.
A few minutes later he comes back out and says "Doc, I don't think I can do this" Doc asks why not? Guy says "Every time I put my dick in her mouth, she starts gagging! I think this is dangerous. I'm afraid I might kill her".
Jordan Moore
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Matthew Phillips
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Brandon Diaz
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Nicholas Lee
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Leo Mitchell
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Kayden Rivera
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Alexander Garcia
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Andrew Brown
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Jace Cruz
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Nathaniel Williams
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
Austin Hughes
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Owen Turner
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