BRAZIL 2018 WORLD CHAMPIONS CELEBRATION THREAD

I know we didn't even qualified yet, but fuck it, we already won it. Get in here, bros.

u = cancer

>mfw a WClet replies to me

>posted 18:30:17
>17

MARQUEZINE, EU TE AMO!

>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2014
>7-1
>>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2018
????

>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2014
Literally things that never happened

>5 times
gee I wonder why

you are the reason why people hates hue roaches.
you are the reason nobody feels bad that your government takes advantage of you, and you are the reason we wish for nothing more than to see you suffer.

STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP
NÃO ZICA A PARADA SEU FILHO DA PUTA

>no 100000000% Jesus headband

you tried Albertinho

>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2014

Americans trull started watching football 2 years ago.

kek just stick to ice hockey before the yanks cuck you on that too leaf

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP CREATING THIS THREADS

Brasiu, eu amo você.

Mas já chega de lamber sua própria piroca, pôh!

>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2014
>7-1
>>brazilians hype themselves the fuck up before 2018
>7-1 = 6 world cups

THE DREAM IS REAL LADS

You say that like you were in higher position of respect.

Go back on being a little bitch to americunts, Kin Dae Wong.

They already did. Despite being their national and most popular sport, no Canadian team has lifted the Stanley Cup since the early 90s. KEK.

At least we got to see our national sport having it's glory days in our lifetime.

t. Kleberson "Vira-latinha" dos Santos

I hope you die on the street because your government spent money on the olympics instead of healthcare.

PAU NO SEU CU CUZAO DO CARALHO

PARA DE HYPAR NOSSA SELEÇÃO

DEIXA A GENTE GANHAR NO SAPATINHO

le occasional blooter man is quite a qt

hey lads, how much it's gonna cost a ticket to russia?

is it hard to find a summer qt love russian?

buy it now

About 100 vodkas.

I don't know, but I'm already saving to see the hepta in Qatar.

>comparing clubs with a national team

you retarded monkey

You do know we are the world champions, right? And even then in some teams half the players are canadians anyway. Canada wins every year

all fun and games till the eternal kraut strikes

That happened because scolari is a clueless piece of shit.

The huelocaust would have never happened with Tite. He's the coach these monkeys needed.
I'd love to have him as Portugal's manager one of these days.

We literally won a WC against them, you fucking narizon

you already stole to many shit from us, fuck off pai

pls send more moleques to teach our kids the art of jogabonito in street footy

WE ARE BACK, BABY!

you're not poor enough

>we didn't even qualified
are you fucking kidding me?

>this post
>this flag

Why are you so butthurt?

LA SEXTA IS COMING

only one day left my man

HOJE É QUARTA

QUARTA COMEÇA COM Q

DE QUASE SEXTA FEIRA

back to the cuckshed with you, litte fagot

kek

The meme died already. Get over it.

I actually laugh at you guys because Benfica supporters really think that David Luiz is a good player.

[spoiler]I really wanted that David Luíz had applied for a portuguese citizenship. 2014 fiasco would never happened, at least, in the way it happened[/spoiler]

>GANHAR NO SAPATINHO
I don't even know what the fuck that means, but Portuguese always makes me laught

PERU LOST, BRAZIL IN RUSSIA FUCK IT

it means "with discretion"

except they didn't

DALE PORRA TITE É MECTREF O HEXA É NOSSO CARALHO TAMO JUNTO BANDIDAGEM

Ops, sorry.

PERU WON, BRASIL QUALIFIED FOR RUSSIA WORD CUP 2018

>BRs thinking they can win in Russia somehow

Maybe you'll lose less than 7-1 this time. Progress.

>He actually believes this

No surprise, benficucks tend to overrate any shitter that wears their shirt, regardless of nationality.
We have a neutral stand on brazillians in our league. Some are good, some are average, some are bad.
Some of them somehow played a few games for your NT. I don't understand how Elias has so many caps. He's always been very bad in sporting.

>Majority of Brazilians on \sp\ self-hating before 7-1
>literally every Brazilian on \sp\ after seven-one think they have the best team and will win the wc
??

>mfw Serbia finally qualify for WC and kick out Brazil on some shitty goal from corner

Brazilians are extremally self hating until they are given a common "enemy", and since we dont have wars that "enemy" comes from Football

5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

gonna screencap this shit, another 7x1 or even worse

Worst enemy of Brazil is brazilian right-wing. Underdog complex and submission to any imperialism is their sharia.

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>Anonymous 03/29/17(Wed)11:44:36 No.749
this

>the city of (you)

Found the maconheiro from usp. Stay bluepilled.

>waste incredible resources and money that could have fed your malnourished population, to organize and prepare a football world cup
>football is the only thing your third world shit hole has to offer
>shaky start, ref helps you out against a meme team named croatia
>your best player has his back broken in one of the later games
>still reach semis, everybody's hyped and hopeful that your team will win in the name of the aforementioned crippled player
>not only do you lose in front of your own people on your own soil, but you get utterly and comprehensively destroyed
>7-1

and now a ptsd hue keeps posting the 7-1 pic, the webm and probably made this thread

71 pesos lad

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Why aren't you in WCs more often? Don't you have a bunch of talented players as far as offense goes?

Netherlands will become World Champions. Cap this post, you know it will happen.

>implying there's anything wrong with any of the statements

also, vai pro caralho, maconheiro de merda

Spain are miles ahead of Brazil

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but they aren't even qualifying

Actually, the UE part is shit, really.

Sure, whores are cheap, local sluts will probably do it for free anyway since you're like a hot Latino. If you're black, you have your BBC to go for you. If you're not a poorfag, you can even try taking one with you, they'd do it to get out.

It's VISA free so it probably not too expensive.

Elias was as good as Paulinho when he played for Corinthians. He just didn't adapt well... And I'm not even a Corinthians supporter, but I've seen him performing well enough to know he is or was a very good player, a legit box-to-box midfielder.

>This

Perfect-desu.

I believe you, all those corinthians fans were mad demanding us to release him.

The reverse also happens quite often.
Here in Portugal we were very disappointed to see Hulk flop in the canarinha. He's one of the best players I've ever seen in our league.
I know Jonas was also kinda bullied in Gremio. He was benfica's MVP in the last 2 titles.

Seems like a good thread to ask
What's the insight on this hue?
I need details, apparently Pep and this club have shaken hands on him wearing a City shirt next season

hulk is literal trash

They're the Dallas Cowboys fan of the world.

Ask huedad, he played his whole professional career at Tugaland...

Jonas played for Santos before going to Grêmio. I've seen him playing at Vila Belmiro and he wasn't nothing to write home about.

Topkek forgot about this.

he has had some goat moments but it's always hard to rate goalkeepers so who knows

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I remember all these threads during 2013 and early 2014 made by bongs celebrating the 2014 WC

Kek wills it!

Jonas would do better in the team than Firmino did.

I always think about this for both Servia and Croatia. If USSR still were a thing, they would be a top notch team.

found the bozozano cuck

*bozonaro

is this some advanced next level form of meme magic shitposting? i dont understand why you guys would add fuel to the fire this early.

took you guys a while, russia used to fuck you guys on the regular.

postin'

7-1 peu tôt pour dire cela

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I recognize you from Sup Forums. PTfags gonna PT. What can you expect of a party of drunks

lmao how is this possible