You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Protip; I can't.

Literally anything else

A non-copy pasta thread

Nobody cares faggot

That is not a full English.

how do you not get fat from eating that?
it looks good but thats too much

A heart attack.

a healthy cardiovascular system

Fuckin oath

you must have a mental illness

>juevos
>frijoles
>Chorizo
>Papas fritos in the background
Nigga, you went full spic.

A white girl with a phat ass

Schnitzel

No you must have a mental illness

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polish vodka & czech weed

That looks like shit so a fucking can of spaghettios.

that's not a proper english breakfast, also just eggs and toast without the fucking beans and sausage you fat pos.

USA may have too much sugar in its food, but you guys eat trash

The fucking state of that

raw egg on top of rice with soy sauce and miso soup like a true nipponese

natalie dormers poop hole

I've had some good full breakfasts before, especially after a long night out drinking, but that just looks fucking sad.

dubs

You don't have it every day. That one is shit tier though. Nothing unhealthy about Beans or eggs but you've got to have decent sausage and bacon too.

and I'm a scotfag so black pudding.

/thread

You don't even have bacon on the plate fgt.

England has shit food

Literally can’t be done. Big fan of English breckies. They are also great hangover foods.
>ausfag here btw

end this meme pls

3rd shit beans half hate eggs bit more please

why?

But why do they put tomato soup in their corn pops instead of milk

english food is garbage, sausages tastes like blended dog food, beans are instant from a can, fries are empty inside, Enjoy your poor quality food brits.

>overcooked eggs
>burnt sausage
>beans most likely from a can

y-yeah man...

You have 10 seconds to kill yourself

Yo. Motherfucker. I see this stupid ass shit every. Single. Fucking. Morning. Why do you have to be so got damn autistic like that?? Why dude? Just eat your fucking breakfast and get on with your life. Jesus h. Christ.

that english breakfast looks fucking disgusting
way too many beans, 2 shitty sausages whatever shit that is on the left
absolute shit

>Proper English Breakfast
>Beans from a can.

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2 full English breakfasts

well, he's not lying

>Beans most likely from a can
where the fuck else do you get beans?

from a plastic bag that you cook homemade with it's own homemade sauce.

have you ever legitimately cooked once in your life?

Niggers.

it is possible to cook your own if you have like an entire fucking day to spare

Who the fuck has chips with their breakfast? This is far from a full English.

The Turks make a mockery of that filthy English excuse for a meal

>english
looks like a shitty amurrkan breakfast

Sex with my wife, followed by a proper English breakfast.

Beans are gross af, so eggs bacon and pancakes

>Russian breakfast

Enjoy my tub of caviar and half bottle of vodka before fucking my 10/10 MET Art girl, comrade

Having been there.. yes. Ankara and Izmir
And a slice of fresh honeycomb.
Better tea (chai) than the britbongs.

Cold hotpocket fished out of the bottom of a dumpster

Nah m8, wieners and beans is more of a kids lunch thing. I like sausage, eggs, toast, and coffee.

Where's the fucking bacon and the 'matoes and the hashbrowns and the black pudding?
That's a faggot breakfast there!

Literally nothing

Not having clogged arteries

A dead maggot ridden skunk served on a bed of tramp shit.

Beans for breakfast? That's the stupidest shit ever.

Totally. You start the day feeling fresh and healthy. English breakfast just makes me feel like garbage and count the hours until it's gym time

A country with mudslimes

Welcome to Japan, user

their sausage sucks though.
staying there for a ling time sometimes i dream having a nice pork sausage/salami/ham next to rest of it.
awwhsit, hungry now.

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But thats just 2 cheap sausages and badly cooked scrambled eggs and beans
That's a pikey breakfast.
I'd rather have a plate of tomatoes and toast compared to that peasant food

Looks like absolute shit mate

Welcome to Murica, user. I hear in yer country bangers is just some fag word for sausage!

>says some pasty fat boy with bad teeth in the rainy old Sharia Kingdom of Britain

Cosidering turkey is a Muslim country and you filthy fucks use you're left hand to wipe your ass you have no opinion and should kys

>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
Dat filename

suicide

>beans
How about no.

You got all of that wrong you fucking weeb, your choice of food is reflective of your sub-human nature. Shit.

Oh god that sexy Larue rifle...

Literal dogshit

Half an American one!

Can confirm is amazing
The best I ate when over there was horseshoe crab and a bowl of steaming noodle in broth.

>gggrrrrrrrrrrr

Gonna have a butter sandwich with some worthers originals for lunch, mate? Maybe fried fish wrapped in a newspaper for dinner?

Nigger detected

Benvenuto in Italia!

Time for breakfast

How the fuck so you eat that Steak with Sticks?

How about a proper 18th century English breakfast? Bacon fraze! Fry up a few strips of bacon. Mix up some heavy cream with a little flour and some eggs until you get a batter. Pour the batter on top of the bacon and let it cook, then flip it over and pour more batter on the other side, so you've got the bacon in the middle.

It's like a cross between a pancake and a bacon omelette.

Its called a "Stephen Paddock Breakfast"

>thinks a grilled fish that easily flakes is a steak

Maybe they'll bring you a fork, user

Fuck yeah

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Grits eggs and ham and bacon.

all that shit is is pork and beans with eggs...

And whats those leafs?

Anything that is not 'proper English' fucking brits

Spinach, user-san. Makes you strong for watching anime!

1 billion pounds

thats the only thing i can think of thats better

ever bothered to get yourself out from your perfect homeyard just to see what is out there?

Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes.

Trash.
Wow! it's another 'food that looks tasty but unfilling, turns out it tastes like vomit'

Pork is great.
Baked beans are great
Eggs are great.
They all work well in combination.
A tasty yet hearty breakfast.
>Ham isn't pork????

Steak bake, chicken bake & the sausage rolls are God tier.

ever had it in a proper way?
like it is served on a lazy sunday in western turkey for example?

That's not an English breakfast, it's mainly beans, vegan fag food.

That looks dope.

so these beans, how are they made? beans in tomato? or tomate and onion, what kind of spcies?