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How do you guys get into new threads so fast? How are you notified?

telekenisis

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lynch minorities

zary pls

friend finally got divinity because they cant play league
got like kinda through fort joy
they didnt want to do lone wolfy

lame friend

sup

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How do I make my penis straight? It's a little curved to the left and it's bothering me.

how is it bothering you?

I don't think I will ever get married.

their net is apparently dcing every hour
Also I dont want to ruin the surprise of where to go but its weird playing with someone else after playing

I just want it to go straight, not to the left. No one ever was bothered by it, It's just kind of a myself thing. I know it's pretty normal for a penis to be curved but I want to go in almost a straight line.

feels bad man
and you think so? why's that

ah i see
i don't know if there's anything for that to be honest

idk theres some element of secret but if you know what to do, it'd be kind of boring

i'm having a blast in my second playthrough, lone wolf mages this time

maybe with someone who doesn't know what they're doing it's different yeah

I would not mind getting hitched honestly.

don't worry about it, honestly. Curved dicks are great. Stay out of the damn dick r8 threads - they'll give you a complex.

good morning

Morning.

how are you doing

Not bad. Been playing LoL and cleaning.

Marriage is too confining. I enjoy my freedom.

>not bad
>playing lol

This is a lie

cleaning i find can be not bad
playing LoL is a mixed bag though

As do I, but freedom makes me lonely.

I've had fun lately.
Got ranked 6 on Twitch.

I was thinking maybe about exercises or stretches and I found them on the net but I'm trying to see if anyone has done the same and had some kind of result.

I mean I know that there's no problem with curved penises but it's just in my head that I want it to be straight.

that's pretty nice, one of my friends is a twitch main, don't know how he's been doing though, i haven't logged in since like 2015

hmm
well, best of luck to you friend

Freedom makes me feel joy.

I don't blam you for not playing it.

Joy is good.

Going to town it seems.

Joy is good, but so is dread.

i stopped playing because tanks did the most damage and were still tanky so they never died, and carries were pretty much useless which sucked since i mained carry

have fun in town

curved cocks > straight cocks

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cervine cocks > horse cocks

any cock > vagina

Curved. Swords.

carnivores > herbivores

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We agree here. Cervines make great gays though.

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Can we see?

You forgot to add a request for butt

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Moin

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Mr. Hands: Horse x Horse edition

Soft dogs. Petting dogs is nice. Was the dog you posted yesterday yours, Rakrul? He looks so pettable!

This is my doggo. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My dog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my doggo is useless. Without my Dog, I am useless. I must treat my dog true.

kek rifleman's creed.

Cute and silly rendition of the rifleman's creed. But the rifleman's creed is all about saying "I'm worthless."
You and your dog are worth things even when separated.
The rifleman's creed enforces fascism. Believe in yourself.

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Never really tried to read much into the creed, and i cant be worthless as I'm the greatest thing to come out of humanity. Also have to believe in myself. it's not garantied anyone else will.

Here's another doggo picture, he thought it was a fun idea to take a 16.5 pound dumbell and run around with it in the yard.

aww.. the look of sadness and dispair when the ball falls out of it's mouth :'(

>and i cant be worthless as I'm the greatest thing to come out of humanity
Yay~ You understand Nietzsche and Stirner~
Let me find and shrink a photo of my dogs.
>he thought it was a fun idea to take a 16.5 pound dumbell and run around with it in the yard
wwwww cute

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>Nietzsche and Stirner
Tried to google that, no real idea what it is. I usually take my philosophy from what ever way they use it in different Fantasy books.
Though, continuesly telling myself I am great. was just something i started to do spite for when teachers said I sucked at stuff.

Cute doggos, white one looks like it's waiting for an opportunity to just run out and jump around in the water, if you look the other way for too long.

My cock curves to the left too. I've researched this. Basically it was almost a tear in the penile tissue that bent it at some point. Usually happens when we're kids and tuck the thing down a pant leg as we get constant boners we can't control, throughout the day.

There's really only one way I've seen it being 'fixed,' and that's thru corrective cosmetic surgery. It's like an incision on either side of the cock, slightly different depending on how it's curved. Expensive, takes a long time to heal, not guaranteed to work the way you want, leaves scars, has other standard surgery risks, and it's all born out of insecurity. There's really no reason to do it. Curved cocks have character, m8. Don't worry about it. Tons of porn stars curve to one side or the other, even, and when they can't get all the porn stars to look one way, you know it's common.

>continuesly telling myself I am great. was just something i started to do spite for when teachers said I sucked at stuff
Interesting. I tell myself I suck, and that I should improve and get better. But despite sucking, I have all the enthusiasm for improvement: getting better is the best a human can do.
>white one looks like it's waiting for an opportunity to just run out and jump around in the water
Ahaha, she doesn't like water that much! She swims sometimes, but she's actually afraid of rain and sprinklers.

Correcting my mistakes and improving was work, and i was very lazy back then. probably still am.

my doggo loves water in the forms of swimming ( ocean, ponds, pools, lakes, and damn muddy rivers.) and rain is a 50/50 chance. anything that sprays water is a big no no.

Aha. I'm lazy, but I like learning, and I like programming and other hobbies. How old is your dog? Mine are about four and three years old.

He turned 5 last month.
What and when i want to learn something, or just have a curiosity satisfied, changes with my mood.

>What and when i want to learn something, or just have a curiosity satisfied, changes with my mood.
Makes sense.

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Even as a male Eevee is so damn cute.

So do you study programming, or work with it?

Men are pretty cute.
>So do you study programming, or work with it?
Well, both and neither. I study programming on my own as I cannot afford to go to college. I also program for myself, but I don't have a programming job. I might get a job this year, maybe: likely in system administration rather than programming.
Programming is very powerful, and not difficult.

Just like everyone should know how to cook, everyone should know how to program. You don't need to be a professional chef or professional software engineer, but you should be able to make your own food and programs.

morning fellas

Sup Pix.

im in pain. but other than that im good (who are you?)

>I cannot afford to go to college
Shows how often I and the rest of my country take the free education for granted. Think becomming a Pilot is about the only education you need to pay for yourself, though most that get a good grade will get that education paid by signing up to work for an airline after they are done.
Do have programming on my current studies. But not sure I am gonna stay.

Hope you feel better soon!
>who are you
pic related
>Shows how often I and the rest of my country take the free education for granted
Yeah, America is a joke.
>Do have programming on my current studies. But not sure I am gonna stay.
Oh? What're you studying, and why not stay?

>pic related
ah i saw you in a thread a the other day. so im guess you are martin and you have a cute pupper. here are mine

It's called humanistic-technological
Too much work, and got no interest in it. So very difficult putting in any effort. First semester, so current lectures are about Design & Konstruction and another called Subjectivity, Technologi, and Society.
Should have probably chosen the Business school. But no realy interest in that either.
Just need an education as the jobs without one doesn't pay enough to own a house according to the bank. Fucking finansiel crisis shit, fucked it all up.

Very cute, mine would jump around and play with.

only recent pic of my other pup

I'm Martin, but these are my puppers:
I just put the MARTIN over any photo, really.
Your lighter-colored pup is cute!
>got no interest in it
Damn. That sucks.
What are your actual interests? No one should go to college for things they're not interested in.
>Fucking finansiel crisis shit, fucked it all up.
Capitalism was always like this.

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>What are your actual interests?
Outside of reading, no idea. What ever i find entertaining at the given moment. Find it hard to stay interest in something for too long. Only reading can keep my attention, sadly it becomes an obsession so I have to limit myself to small periods of reading. Get too into it, don't eat, don't sleep. Only thing i can do other than reading is walk dog and take some small breaks to play around with him, everything else is just pushed away.

Nice butt.
>Outside of reading, no idea
Why not study literature?
>Get too into it, don't eat, don't sleep
Interesting. I miss doing that. I used to be like that, before high school took away all my time for reading.

posting this cause stirner was mentioned and i have no other use for it

Ah yes, I also post this sometimes.

Only read for the entertainment and emotionel value. Hate having to analyse works on the written aspects.
Think it's the escapism that hooks me. atleast it makes me alot less critical of how the works are written. I just find what i can enjoy in the stories and focus on that.