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Ciara edition

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cuckio subedition

W2c gf like that?

Do you watch hardcore pornography videos?
I don't anymore, I feel more pure now.

ay doctor pavel badabing badaboom I'm CIA

business idea: legalise cp in some shithole african country and then make a fortune from international nonces

be my gf

post ABSOLUTE BELTERS lads
youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

I just do it to asmr videos

might hate to alert the custodian especially after that little link fiasco we just had you nonce cunt twat

doctor nigger im cia

didnt even have a shit today if you can believe that

ASMR is for relaxation, not satisfaction.....

>I just do it to asmr videos

non-nonce new>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Guys
Lads
LADS
Yesterday I got a text from a guy that said he was a journalist and wanted to interview me about moonshine making and dealing
Asked him where he got the number and he said [friend of mine that is the youngest farmer in iceland] gave it to him

better custodians than him have tried

>16 (depending on how much older you are)

incorrect

in britain a 100 year old can fuck a 16 year old and its completely legal

u mean like what scandanavian countries did in the 50s-70s
Or like japan did until 2014 (let's be honest they are still doing it)

I guess we're in here then

youtube.com/watch?v=ngCK0mwnx5c

doing a saharan cellphone

just unloaded the ol dish lads

So why can't you get a gf?

What do

...

No, nobody is, pls fuck off nigger

banger

Got a pair of glasses, actually quite like wearing glasses desu

same and I eat prunes daily

see
what are you even doing here still

just saw some faggot on reddit describe himself unironically as a "bullying survivor"

fucking state of yanks i swear to gotte
i have a gf
(same age as me)

autism

its odd because i typically do a big massive singular poo at the same time every single day

so either, I did it today and forgot, or i didn't and I'm probably dying

shall be waiting and seeing which thread the yanks flock to and will then use the other thread

Ignore him?
Fuck with him?
Answer his questions?

do coffee enemas or you need to do a liver detox

In glasgow 10 minutes already hit by a pigeon... speaks for itself...

stay here, we're in the other one

loading up the ol' dishwasher lads

pls keep bumping this thread lad
plus, you go back into the filter when im done with you
would love to watch you get murdered

they've all went to the yank thread
fantastic

His mother says: John this is not the way life's supposed to be; don't you see the life that you are missing?
And he says!
when I grow up I want to be
one of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done

I want to be a fisherman.

The Kingdom of Saxony, lasting between 1806 and 1918, was an independent member of a number of historical confederacies.

Before 1806 Saxony was part of the Holy Roman Empire, a thousand-year-old entity which had once aspired to be a single state.

When the Holy Roman Empire was dissolved by Napoleon after the Battle of Austerlitz, the electorate was raised to the status of an independent kingdom with the support of France.

Following Napoleon's defeat at the Battle of Leipzig in 1813, the army deserted the King and put Saxony under Prussian occupation and administration.

With Prussia's victory over France in the Franco-Prussian War of 1871, the members of the Confederation were organised by Otto von Bismarck into the German Empire, with Wilhelm I as its Emperor.

Wilhelm I's grandson Kaiser Wilhelm II abdicated in 1918 as a result of Germany's defeat in World War I. The erstwhile Kingdom of Saxony became the Free State of Saxony within the newly formed Weimar Republic.

>youngest farmer in iceland
certainly didn't dox your mate there

enemas and "detox's" are proven to be horseshit

fuck off you wannabe LA acting green tea drinking seaweed eating vape inhaling yank quadroon fucknose idiot cunt

fucking talk to me again, cunt

would enjoy a spaff in fiona bruce

Antiques Roadshow her wet fartpipe

I'm not posting in autismos thread

>ah yes just detox and enema and you'll be healthy again!

What are you gonna do
Learn icelandic

>enemas and "detox's" are proven to be horseshit
Yeah no they help a lot of people, especially people with biliary sludging, diverticulitis, liver and kidney issues

thanks for bumping the good thread though little faggot

Are you sure she's of age?
fucking none

Which one of you nerds has the Achilles trip?

hvad ertu að tala um ég tala nú þegar íslensku

fuck off GTA5 NPC shithouse rat

what a worm you have to be to shove tubes up yer aress in the name of vanity you sickening yank SHABITE

me

not accurate though since i would actually heem achilles

@74937648
trying way too hard for and you need to be able to pass biology or use google / wikipedia for this old man
please pass away already

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Medical_usage

næs

tim believes if he gets his green card and goes to america his problems will be solved

Detoxing, you say?

Why, I just whip out my bag of DE and I'm good in no-time.
Sometimes, I even like to make cookies out of them. I call this the Haitian Method.

just come to the yank thread mate, you can't hang it with the brits in here

"oohh yeahh bro! just hit up the nearest beauty salon and ask for a fairtrade coffee enema dude, it really invigorates your chakras and brings you up to speed ready to take on a whole new day man!"

literal state of yanks, you are CONVINCED that you shove tubes up your arse in its a good thing, you fucking labrat runt

I thought you fucked off there. Why don't you stay over there?

DE is alright but Activated charcoal isn't as generalized

Bentonite clay will stop you up good

Want to cuddle with a lad who is Icelandic

Whoaa buddy, you're still replying and not linking anything of value and shitposting (badly i might add)

Gonna' have to ask you suck on an exhaust pipe for the next half hour to detox that last brain cell functioning improperly