Last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

>Last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

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Please be
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virgin forever

girls are gross

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Prolly like 12

Same.

im not going out tonight =\

what the fuck, might as well

00 get

00?

no

Apple

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100 please

jokes on me, there won't be any hot chicks at the party tonight

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lets see

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i hope at least 1...

Roll pls

Roll

roollll

99 get

Last two digits is how many times I'll get rejected

Not an ass man, but guddam that's a purty gud one

I never go out, so if this is anything other than 00 it is bullshit.

>bar/club/party tonight

Nigga I broke my leg getting t-boned by some Asian bitch running a red light 2 weeks ago. I ain't going nowhere.

It doesn't matter how many, I wouldn't know how to respond anyway
>tfw no experience

roll

Act as alpha and douche baggy as you can possibly imagine. There's always 1 whore who will respond positively as long as you're not an ugly troll.

mfw I work tonight

already know how many i'm gettin

99 get

Worst fuckin advice ever.

All you have to do is not act like a desperate faggot. Just play it cool and don't try to say things you're not confident in saying.

If you're quiet and don't talk much some chicks think you're 'mysterious'.

Just dont be a faggot

This is exactly my life story, I look alright and I heard the 'mysterious' part before but the truth is I am your average depressed boring guy, too scared I'll disappoint anyone's expectations I just avoid contact

lets see what i get

Lit

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00

this thread is fucking shtupid, what kind of party has a guy get hit on by an average of 50 girls

Actually going to a house party in a few

Name?

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roll

Ye

h-here w-we go

ghbj

Let's see how many times I strike out tonight

>inb4 00

00 time

Whoa a real life wizard. Truly impressive

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roll for legendary 00