Be me

> Be me
> Be of an age
> Be fat as fuck
> Be small dick nick
> Why live

How big is it when erect?

> Be of an age
wut

you're hiding atleast 5 more inches under all that fat. lose the fat and you'll be dandy dick wise.

It is not all about looks and dick size, you know.

Average?

>my dick is small
>average?
Kill yourself

I dont know nigga, it looks small what do you want from me I dont have a fucking ruler to measure it

My donger is inside me when i'm flaccid. Wanna trde?

can we triangulate his location, name, ssn, browsing history?

Kill yourself you fat fuck. Unless you're fat with a big fat cock, theres now way you'll ever please a woman unless you become an oral slave

Why? You want to find him and suck his dick?

My dick's nearly eight inches long but I'm such a social retard that I never get to have fun with it.

>become an oral slave
>implying that it is a bad thing
lel

who cares? you're morbidly obese. even if you had a monster don't, no chick will ever touch you before you lose weight

fair enough

That dick is more than big enough to get any woman off.

Get off the computer. Do a couch to 5k regimen. In six weeks you'll be less fat and probably have a GF.

kek, my dick is like that maybe even smaller and i have no problem slaying. lose that fat

people like you is why prostitution exists or just get a fatty 1/10 girl if you want love

>LEVEL 10 FUPA ALERT
>LEVEL 10 FUPA ALERT
>LEVEL 10 FUPA ALERT

You are cheating, OP.
Take your sausage finger hand and grab your dick, not part of it and push your hand in your fat belly.
Your average would likely disappear in your hand.

so you're going to just lay there and feel sorry for yourself? Get the fuck up and do exercise at least. Try being the best version of yourself with what you got.

> Your average would likely disappear in your hand.
Wut

>lose weight
>discover you actually have an average dick
>???
>live happier life than now

I love eating pussy, just saying thats this guys only option

ever heard of going for a run?
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>
>dick gains

being an oral slave makes you less dominant and in my op inferior.... who agrees?

Hit the gym, you have a decent dick hiding under all that fat

Well, let's sum it all up.
>fat fuck
>micro penis
>most likely neckbeard on Sup Forums
We live in a modern age of perversion, so even if you can't score (with or without money), you can always fap to all kind of shit. So basically your libido or what's left of it, is save.
As long as you are not very productive, thinking about family and kids is not a very good route to take, so don't cry over that missed opportunity.
What you could do is actually using your shitload of freetime to learn something.
Master an instrument
>don't be a let's play faggot that only makes you less awkward and fat
Or if you really wanna make a change, hit the gym.
>which is pretty uncommon so stick with the music thing
You have this big chance to do something since you are not in a third county, OP.
If you see everything in a negative way because you are fat and got a tiny cock, then you are very simple in the head.
Fact is your tiny cock will stay tiny, but your fatness is your own fault.
You can act like a bitch when you are fit with a small dick. But in your current state, no one really cares about you, because you totally fit the stereotype fatass neckbeard with tiny cock most likely fapping to loli.

>less awkward and fat
I mean more awkward and fat

this

stop eating so much, op

literally fucking me
i feel you my man

Sign up for being a porn star.
Or try to contact some Yakuza in Japan.
Tell him that you have a longu shlongeru and you'd like to be in their clips with black bag over your head. All you want is some bred, water and a place to sleep.
>fuck for free
>be in Japan
>actually living there
>no pint Japan in your language library
Do it, weeb!

Yo but exercise is hard when your poor as fuck

Disagree, eat my girl until she writhes and then fuck her like the little submissive slut she is cause all she can do at that point is beg for my cock

>exercise hard
>when poor as fuck
You're not homeless, are you?
If you got a roof over your head, then stop bitching!
Exercise for a fat fuck could be just doing sit-ups, crunches, hell even just going outside and walking like a normal person would do without heavy breathing.
But seeing your statement, you are a lost cause.
Be fat and hopeless, but don't blame it on others or your situation.
You are responsible for what you are, snowflake.