Wake up; see this. WWYD?

Wake up; see this. WWYD?

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leave

Call 911 because they probally were the ones who knocked me out

check if my pants are still on

waiting for the second girl from the left to put on a strapon and fuck me in the ass while the others taking turns sitting on my face, till i licked them to orgasm

Lol reminds me of the time I was at the beach when my Uncle told me to take of my underwear so he can inspect my penis for dirt haha. I was 14 at the time lol.

this

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Did he clean off the dirt?

do a 360 and walk away

Unzip and get the party started

>360
180

Gtfo, newfag

Yes, he even pulled out a handkerchief, spit on it and proceeded to rub it.

Well, you'll walk towards them clever m8

be grateful for morning wood

lol this is really funny. As a person with high IQ, I can see myself in this same situation. Like the one time mrs Heather asked me for my text (I have no problem writing long and well thought texts in school, basically I have no challenge) and instead of presenting my original text I decided to give something else. I just yelled WUBBA LUBBADUB DUB, lol everyone laughed. Ofc I got in trouble but it was worth. Usually I present some of the best papers people will ever see but its tiresome, since some people don't fully comprehend it.

Continue fapping, this time with a thumb up my ass.

cought

shout "MODS!!!!!!!!!"

Retard, if he turns 360 then he'd walk away. Don't be stupid.

>180
90

I’m a sixteen year old boy, and everyday I look at womens asses. It’s kinda become my thing, and I guess you could say that I like «a little junk in the trunk» Last night during one of my hunts for booty on social media, and I found one that was thick as fuck if I do say so myself. Judging by the girls face and ass I figured that she was probably a year older than me or so, which I think is fair enough. I typically prefer women in their 30-40s, but hey, I was simply trying to nut. I later found out that this girl is a year younger than me, and since then I’ve felt like a pig. Does this shit make me a creep?

>cought
caught

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Uncle Paul?

>tfw in poland

You don't want to know OP, you don't want to know.

Fake news

So I saw this porn a while back. There was a gangbang going on with this hot busty bitch, bouncing on a dude dick when this nigga bust a fat nut into the women root canal. And then this other nigga put his shlong into the same spot that's filled with deep batter and now he got cum on his dick. But he's still fucking. He's still fucking!

1, then 4, then 3, then 2

What about Poland?

Your opinion bad. It’s bad and dumb. I don’t like it. It’s dumb and stupid. You’re stooped. You like thing so you bad. Thing bad. Bad and dumb. Stooped, dumb, bad person. Why? Cuz bad. And different. Stooped for different. Different bad. You bad. And dumb. Different dumb and bad. Why? Cuz different. And no chikn tendies. No chikn tendies bad. Bad and different and stooped and bad. Why? Cuz Copypasta. Copypasta bad and stooped. And no chikn tendies. And different. And bad.

You never gangraped a bitch? Rookie.

P-Peter... This sunday the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I empited your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-

creepy pepe

90 right
90 left
90 left
90 left

WHERE IS YOUR MATH NOW KID?

Huh. That's child's play compared to my study of eleventh dimension gravitational membranes concerning the space-time continuum (disregarding quantum warp factor, to keep things simple for the likes of you) - it requires a certain level of nearly unachievable intelligence. I am, after all, one of Albert Einstein's direct's descendants, none removed, thank you very much. And I'll have you know I've just concluded a study on classic Richard and Mortimer (Roiland, J et al. ) literature. Frankly, I'm very well versed in these sorts of intellectual discussions; take the time to step back and compare the likes of your so called "high IQ" to my otherworldly intellect.

FAKE, ITS COMMUNIST LIES!!!

not again...

kek

Fuck 'em all.

wow

After thinking about it for 10min, I've come to the conclusion that you probably never watched Rick and Morty because you're unintelligent. Only individuals as I can understand the deep jokes in Rick and Morty and you are not qualified to talk about that show unless your IQ is over 150 as mine is.

You think thats fucking funny...... All the shit we gun owners have to defend and this shit is funny to you fuckers..... Anyone who think this is funny should go lick Hillary Clinton's ass.... Because that's all you are...... An antifa sucking living in your mom's basement..... Liberal.... Left wing.... Little boy with man boobs..... Grow the fuck up and find another place to throw your bullshit..... Because this isn't the place..... Merrica!
I fight every day to defend our dwindling right to our second amendment..... And these groups use to be a place to cary the fight to those on the fence.... And stupid shit like this post gives fucktards like nancy pooplosi.... Fuel for their fire.... That shit can't happen..... Not one inch...... Come together.... And fight as one.... Or get out of the way..... This shit can't be tolerated...

also check'em

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waste of quads

quints

quints you retard

its quins you fuck

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suck their dicks

I too fancy the immaculate exploration of Doranus due too its subtle humor and great plot. The great villain Swiperus the Foxudus has great character development throughout the episodes. Swiperus often appears in many destinations through breaking the very laws of gravity with his own quantum physics power. Hahaha oh peasants if you could only get the quote, "Swiperus no swiping." then you would be able to simply grasp the knowledge needed for quantum mechanics. The quote, "Swiperus no swiping." truly allows us to feel alongside this Fox his pain he feels on the inside from being misjudged. One must note the deep philosophical truths brought to light in the show. For example, "where are we going?". Where are we going? What is our meaning in life? Are we doomed to wallow in this unforgiving existence until death takes us we depart from this earth? These are the questions we must ask ourselves.

holy shit

they're obviously quads you idiot.

Somewhere in the universe, there is probably a writing about you floating in void says that

INT -1

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probably gush spaghetti out of my pockets in huge streams

nr 3 is too young, but the other ones are gorgeous

I'd fall instantly in love with 1,2 and 4 and ruin any chance I potentially had in less then 14 microseconds

KILL YOURSELF

Sup Forums is dead when 5 mins pass by and this quints doesnt get 100 reps per sec

> autist goes REEEEEEE

word

Teleport behind them

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

definitely 2nd from the left for that assignment, what size is this strapon?

14? did you have any puberty hair?

I would ask which one of you has the discord to see what happened before hand

aw yeazz!

the attention, the copypasta
feels so good

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This is a great post! You know what else is great? Masturbating in the shower. The water hitting your balls, the thrill of doing it when family is over. You can even close your eyes, put your hand against the wall, and thrust into your hand whilst imagining a girl moaning, pretending you're having shower sex with your crush. I just did that, in fact. I did it after watching Rick and Morty (a highly intellectual show) and eating a microwaveable curry off a tray whilst cuddling my cum stained waifu body pillow. I imagined i had her bent over, my 4 inch erect penis thrusting into her pussy.

XD

Why the entierly out of context reddit meme?

YEAAAAAAAA DUDEEEEE

>XD

Wow!

Haven't seen this bait be4... faggot

> correcting me
I'm an iranian american persian poet hacker that manufactures cyber weapons for a living and plans the destruction of the house of saud and the liberation of israel in his spare time between his hash smoking sessions. if i am a conspiracy theorist it is shadowed by the fact that i am a terrorist in saudi arabia, bahrain, UAE, egypt, and to certain political and organized crime groups in palistine because i dare to speak the truth and act on it. you didnt just find some angry kid on reddit today my friend. you found an active militant professional that is going to destroy what you believe in with psychological warfare and free speech among other things. dont try to distract my conversations with my brothers and sisters. you are in the wrong place to fuck with the wrong guy in front of the wrong audience.

Is that Roll Fizzlebeef?

Why do you think this is funny?

kek
good copypasta

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i would hibernate for 12 years then wake up and fuck all 4 of them when they are legal. that is my plan!

This comment really got me thinking, what is life? what's the purpose of marriage? why is it that we don't care if we overbreed, but we care if animals do the same? what do i have to do before i die? can a human actually live a life without ever seeing daylight? should i finally admit to that one girl in my dance class that i used to have a crush on her and i am following her instagram? should i try to finally attempt murder and get away with it? should i try to win the lottery? will i ever win it? what's the liquid in a magic 8 ball? how does the 8 ball make responses? what music will exist in the future? when will the world end? what would humans look like 1K or 2K years before the end of the world if they are even around then? is futurama telling the truth? does time travel exist? is matt groening a time traveller? is the creator of the game "Mr. President!" a time traveller? should i decide to be married? would i ever live a whole century? would there be a year without a winter? will apple ever go out of business? will reddit still exist when they do? will future generations know about us now? will this world just restart all over again just like in futurama? will there ever be a safe and harmless cure for autism? what will memes be like in 2020? will trump cause WW3? will i ever start a speaker building company? if and when i die, will my spirit of being an audio loving person carry on? will teleportation ever exist? will the problem known as intermodulation distortion which is distortion of upper frequencies in full range speaker drivers ever be fixed? is it possible to fix it? how will keyboards look in the future? how would a computer operating system look? can people be preserved for the future? can any species be preserved? can a person be cloned? is it therorectically possible to clone a person? will it ever be possible to turn a sphere inside out in real life? will science ever be over? will everything output surround sound in the future?

It's whoever you want it to be

Unleash my penis!!!!

>all these pedos

wtf Sup Forums

those girls are clearly in early puberty, except for nr 3, so no pedoing here at all

normal Sup Forums

nine niner nine nine nine niner
come in please

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>early puberty
>11~
>not pedo

mods

I'm impressed that an ignoramus like you could even come close to such complicated quantum psychostatistics. I personally have an IQ of 275 (a little lower than you might expect for someone as brilliant as me, but easily high enough to earn me PhDs from MIT and Cambridge in quantum neural engineering and chemobioelectrodynamics with highest honors by the time most of you were just finishing kindergarten. I was teaching my professors within four days of starting my work there). I obviously got straight A's on my dissertations and was somehow snubbed for a Nobel Peace Prize in quantum hyperthermodynamics for creating myself from the DNA of Einstein, Newton and Feynman, who were the inspirations for the scienctific humour in Rick and Morty. I doubt that anybody at your intellectual "level" could come close to comprehending the complex and nuanced humor that only true fans of Rick and Morty can find appreciation of.

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> >360
> 180

the method is:
360 circle + moonwalk
imagine, (or watch) Michael Jackson style

GOAT super cool walk away.

youtube.com/watch?v=eHr8NNBDIPo

nine niner nine nine niner here

kek

kek

well is not going to suck itself

Like this?

witnessed

Say good morning to my 4 beautiful Aryan gals then kiss my beautiful Aryan wife, amen, god bless all the non nigger/jew