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The New York Rangers are the best team in the league this year and will hoist Lord Stanley.

>kongs

>Hongcouver

Love you guys. Go pongs.

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Is he a Tsar if he has a ring?

>rags
>kongs
LGS

Your team is a blight on my city. Get relocated.

When did Kings get fans?

Theyre sharks fans in disguise

hola amigo!
An exchange student from Mexico? How's Canada so far?

WRONG! No team in California has fans, only bandwagoners.

Even the Ducks? With their 3 movie trilogy starring Emilio Estavan?

>Dat was de joke

Fuck off Corey and Trevor

NHL "franchises" that will never win the cup:
Vancouver Canucks
Buffalo Sabres
San Jose Sharks
Ottawa Senators
St. Louis Blues
Florida Panthers
Washington Capitals
Arizona Coyotes
Minnesota Wild
Winnipeg Jets
>laffs

>rags

are you ready to apologize yet?

Smokes let's go

Leafs already won the cup 13 times you stupid fucking Ameriblubber.

>pre-expansion cups
Not really

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If it involves the Stanley cup, it counts. Regardless of era. Suck my 13 cups you stupid bastard.

Ducks are the only true cali team desu.

When exactly did that shit heap of a franchise win a cup?

>before all the teams were made
>before they count

1967
1964
1963
1962
1951
1949
1948
1947
1945
1942
1932
1922
1918

Maybe Reddit or HF is more your speed

>that flag
>this post
Viper kill yourself my man

Your favourite Original Six franchise, from the most favourite to the least favourite?

>Sharks
>Wings
>Habs
>Leafs
>Hawks
>Bruins

Las Vegas Golden Knights (10 years later, they'll just be called the Knights)

Wait... you're telling me that the flagship franchise of the NHL hasn't won the Stanley Cup in 50 years in over half a century? Surely that has to be some sort of clerical error are you sure they haven't won recently, could you double check please?

Las Vegas will unironically win the cup THIS upcoming season.

How bad are the sharks to be one of the original six and STILL haven't won a stanley?

I'm sure you remember them all fondly Pop-Pop

We haven't won because they CHEATED us. We loyal Canadians deserve a STANLEY CUP WIN.

>over 50 years
>before the lockout
Doesnt count m8

They only started trying last year, kiddo.

>SHORKS CHOKING AGAIN!!!

The Toronto Maple Leafs are Canada's team. We are a model of success and everyone wants to emulate us. Get out of my way, haters.

ps Sharks are shit.

NOT AGAIN

Enjoying your Shorking m8? Kiss my ring go Pens!

Just keep buying tickets to see your beloved Leafs this is the year

Stay jealous bitch. This is our year! A good time to start watching hockey and a good team to choose to watch.

What the fuck was that call on Hayes? What a dive lol

It's our year!!!!
Here's the parade route

How many of the six team league cups were you alive for, faggot?

This is unironically the worst false flagging I've ever seen. Like what is even the point

Let him do it, it's all he has.

A POWERPLAY GOAL

>the absolute state of the San Jose Shorks

REFPUCK
E
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Fuck

>refs
>rags

I would rather no cup wins in Canada then for the faggot Leafs to win one

Shorks haven't blown it this bad since last season.

FUCK GODDAMN WE WERE SO CLOSE! WE ARE GONNA GO FUCKING ONE AND DONE. SHOULD RELEASE BURNS AND JONES AND LET THEM GO TO BETTER HOME. TAKE THORNTON AND MARLEU OUT BACK AND OLD YELLAR THEM

Good post

lets demote jt miller to the fifth line rangers :^)

SHORKS
H
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Why is the Shark's goalie so bad?

Why are you a cum-chugging faggot?

>Why are the Sharks so bad?
FTFY

>san poopie sharts

AYYY PAPA JOHNS

WHO'S

THAT

POKEMON?

Does Dubnyk have MS? Playing like shit lately.

I'm watching the Shorks Broadcast. Is it me, or are those two humps calling the game the fucking worst. I would rather Doc Emrick and Jiggs McDonald calling this game.

Fuck you guys with your anti-Sharks microagressions. I'll have you know that the Sharks are the best team ever and you guys are seriously making me uncomfortable with the outbursts about us. We are a good team and frankly it's uncalled for.

Welp

Flyers are BASED

I'm sorry you were born in Edmonton and have nothing but the delusional hope of an Oilers cup to ward off suicidal ideation

At least they're not bruins commentators

Flyers are ELIMINATED

fucking Predsniggers shitting the bed and giving Bombston their point lead back

Edmonton was the worst city I have ever been to. A complete shithole. Would say it's the second worst city in Canada, second being Toronto. Montreal was alright.

I'm watching the Rangers broadcast and think they are shit. Like almost as bad as the Penguins announcers. Hahn is a fucking legend. Baker is not great.

>Doc
>bad
Fuck off underage poof

t. Montreal

They scored more points than the DEVLELS so the Flyers are ELITER.

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montréal was a tourist trap

2/10 will only go if I get fired and there's a rangers/canadians playoff game

newyorkrangers.com/deposits

Sam Rosen Horrible?

You're a fucking crackhead!

(((Rosen)))

Do I eat something or grapple with my crippling alcoholism?

daily reminder that this happened

youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E&t=247s

>Kongs

montreal has tons of strip clubs with hot mcgill girls

on a tuesday? wow lad, that's some canadian alcoholism right there...

Make yourself a grilled cheese and onion sandwich. Fry it instead of that microwave shit.

Keep drinking

Fuck off?
Underage?

Gary Thorne

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He needs to come back and stop broadcasting Orioles games.

It's almost as good as this one

>blots could've gained points on three (3) teams tonight
>they all won in regulation
m-maybe the ded things will be demoralized

>animals that grow horns from their heads
>covered in velvet that fucking bleeds if they get scratched
>antlers fall off and regrow in a bloody mess every year
nature was a mistake

THAT"S A GOAL WTF