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I just met with a trap prostitute. It was an awful experience. I can green text if anyone wants to hear. I just need to tell someone - normally when I do weird shit I can talk it out with my girlfriend, but I don't think she'll be so understanding this time.
nigger you what
>I can green text if anyone wants to hear
yes pls
just post copypasta already
Go ahead user.
was she ugly or what
Congrats.
You now have the aids.
We're here for you, OP.
gogo OP
Ok OP lets hear it
I've never really posted green text before so I'm not sure which parts are relevant and which aren't, so I'm just gonna post everything that comes to mind
>be 22 year old
>develop a weird obsession with trap porn, literally browsing it on my phone at work etc
>decide i'm finally gonna take the plunge and book an escort
>after literally months of researching online, I for some reason decide that the trap has to be of Japanese descent
>list of potential candidates literally drops to 1 person
>"she" does not have any reviews, hardly any info about her at all, really no way to verify her pics
>"fuck fuck fuck, ok fine im gonna go with my gut and just book this person"
>book a 1hr appoint over whatsapp for an agreed price of $160
Bamoing for the gteem lext
wy du i kweep flainling the capthc?a
Off to a great start
Okay, so we've established you're retarded. We're off to a good start.
It took this nigger 10 minutes to write 6 sentences.
ffs OP so dumb
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>girlfriend
Why did you meet a tranny prostitute then, you loser? Also why are you here? We don't like your kind. We want you gone.
He has to be in a lot of emotional turmoil
good laughing stock tho
>Big day comes around (today)
>I've done all the preparation for it, i.e.: trim my pube hair, get a new haircut, buy a new shirt (yes, I really did all that beta shit)
>Think to myself that maybe we'll get along really well and actually become friends, I've never had a qt trap friend before, maybe if she's new to the area I can show her around (inb4 an hero immediately)
>I message her asking where to meet, she tells me to meet outside a serviced apartment in a really upper-class part of town
>Ok, good start, basically ruled out her being homeless or a crackwhore
This isn't a support group. This is a thread where we gather to point and laugh at OP's debacle.
>gonna go with my gut
well gj OP
keep it up go on go on
>He has to be in a lot of emotional turmoil
You must be new here
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I highly doubt he's autistic. He sounds like a normie pretending. I just know I'm right on this.
>enter te apart building
>it's an old man in a wig, he's asian
>the pictures were her 20 years ago
>I want to leave but I already sent her my 160
>she says 'nice shirt daddy'
Continue? Really dont feel like you guys are with me
oooooooooooohh no. user, you didn't...
Piss off. This is literally the breeding ground of trap porn.
Dooood fucking post this shit already. We all want a good laugh.
its getting very good, please do continue OP
come on OP cant you write any faster
I'm checking
You're admitting it was an old Asian dude, but saying "she" a few lines later. I can't wait to watch what you've done sink in, man. You've fucked (and maybe gotten fucked by) an old Asian man.
hot trips
Nice dub dubs
Go with your gut? Nigga if your gut instinct is to cheat on your GF with an Asian transvestite I can only imagine what your logical thought was
Jesus fucking christ dude, been 20 fucking minutes and you still havent told us shit, nevermind.
>Stand outside her apartment at the agreed time
>Nervous as fuck, can barely keep my hands from shaking as I message her to tell her I'm here
>Wait a few more minutes, it's now 7 minutes later than when she agreed to meet me
>Finally, this...thing comes down to great me
>It's hard to explain in words, but in her pics she had a really cute face, a nice smile, round cheeks
>I look at her in real life and she looks like she hasn't eaten in five months
>Really thin face, protruding cheek bones, and not the attractive model type, more resembling an old person with malnutrition
>The next thing I notice is her huge fucking adams apple. Literally could not be more obvious, feel like it's staring me in the face.
>She lets out an awkward half-smile. A fucking metal tooth is visible.
>She finally opens her mouth to speak. Oh of course, the deepest most manly voice to top it off. Fucking perfect
Wow you are slow as shit. No one is posting because you're boring af and don't know how to green text. I'm out I got better things to do like sleep or jack off to loli porn. Cya nerd.
Come on daddy. Finish the story.
This was bait btw I'm not OP kek
Wait is this OP?
>still saying "her"
YOU LITERALLY TOLD US IT WAS AN OLD MAN IN A WIG!
That wasn't OP
This would of been a better story
I didn't say it was an actual old person, "she" just had a fucking thin bare face. I don't really know how to describe it, the best I can do is compare it to an old persons face
So did you get some?
There's no way to tell.
See
CMON OP HUUURRY
>literally 8 minutes waiting
This better be good.
>one off
Sums up this thread pretty well, I think.
>She walks with me into the building
>No words said other than an initial hello
>Try to make small-talk with her but she can't speak english for shit
>"this building is really cool"
>"aaaaa what you mean aaaaa this "cool" mean?"
>every time she says "aaaa" (when trying to think of the next word to say) it is in such a deep and non-feminine voice it almost sends shivers down my spine
>holy shit is it too late to back out, I mean I guess she would be mad if i wasted her time now (i really am that much of a beta)
>Walking up to the apartment, turns out it's literally just one room + a bathroom
>Wtf is this, I mean it's a nice part of town but I didn't realise the apartments would be this small
>Suddenly an unfamiliar and unpleasant stench hits me
>It's like a combination of fish and some other asian cuisine, like if you've ever been to an Asian restaurant and stood near the back of the kitchen, it's like someone mixed every asian dish together and left behind some ungodly stench
>she
Kekerooni
moar
Write faster ffs!
HOLY FUCK OP YOU HAVE FULL BLOWN ASPERGER SYNDROME
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE DETAILS YOU FUCKING AUTISMO
SUM UP THE REST OF STORY IN 10 LINES FUCKKk
We already got how retarded you are , sum up the whole shit show fag
I like where this is going
Go go go man.
stfu you faggot
you son of a bitch, Write the story already.
is op kill? this is why you type out the story IN ADVANCE damnit
>I hand over the money and immediately ask to use the bathroom
>I need time to think this through, what is my game plan here, what the fuck do I do?
>She asks if I want to shower together
>Oh god no, absolutely not
>"uhh w-well, the bathroom actually looks quite small, maybe if I just hop in by myself really quickly, aha ha"
>go into 1m2 bathroom, leave the shower running and just stare at myself in the mirror
>at this point i've already handed over the money - fuck it, im gonna do this, I'm gonna try my best to actually get turned on and make the most out of it, I mean she's kind of got a cute smile if you look at it from the right angle (I'm doing everything I can to delude myself)
>ok, she actually thinks I've had a shower, so as soon as I walk out of this bathroom I will need to be naked, at this point there is no turning back
>Walk out naked
>She actually seems surprised and starts giggling nervously
>Holy shit this is awkward
>We stand around for what feels like 5 minutes, just staring into space
>I ask her some question to make small talk (I can't remember what) but she can't understand me anyway so just laughs nervously again
>Eventually I suggest to her that we put on some music
>She enthusiastically agrees - anything to break the awkward silence - she opens her laptop and loads up one of those youtube-generated "my mix" playlists
>After a 30 second advert about yoghurt finishes, the fucking titanic song by celine dion starts playing (i'm not joking)
possibly the old asian man in a wig killed him
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im calling bs
>After a 30 second advert about yoghurt finishes, the fucking titanic song by celine dion starts playing (i'm not joking)
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Go go go go
>>After a 30 second advert about yoghurt finishes, the fucking titanic song by celine dion starts playing (i'm not joking)
Oh fuck, just imagine OP trying to hold back tears while forcing himself to fuck the non-trap from behind while that song plays
Come on man, cant you type faster?
Oi fuck you I'm a sperg and I'm not this bad ffs
hundreds - tousand of people waits for your story.... come on.
>I try to be funny and say and iiiiii will always be with you uh
>she doesn't understand and says no no no mister me no wanna
>she is backing away to the door of the room
>I already paid my money, I'm getting what I paid for
>I become really angry and slam her into the door(I forgot to take my pills that morning, yes I have autism.. No it's not meant as a joke)
>she begins screaming in a loud manly voice
>I yell at her 'stop yelling like a man'
>It doesn't work so I punch her Adam's apple
>turn her around while she is recovering
>take off her panties and quickly lick her butthole really fast
>get up, take half my money back (I mean it would be unfair to take all of it)
>leave the building, get the nearest bus
>before the bus arrives, a police car stops at the bus station, the asian girl called them in
Cont?
How do you live, being so retarded?
fucking autism
Yes
At least try to make it a bit believable if you're going to try to shitpost and take over from OP
>she looks into my eyes
>acting like this is an appropriate song for the situation and not a bat shit stupid track for the moment
>thats it
>i put on my pants, not underwear, nothing else
>walk out of the shitty apartment shirtless, shoeless
>didnt care about leaving shoes cuz they were some shitty $20 reboks
jesus OP you are fuking retarded
Did we really wait for this?
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>I just met with a trap prostitute
Ofc it was, you had sex with a man that plays dress up
which one is it op?
fucking kill yourself
>she starts getting undressed
>it's just as horrifying as I thought it would be
>she has the body of a starving Ethiopian child, completely flat chest, and I'm pretty sure I can make out every bone in her body
>she is trying to speak to me as she gets undressed, but I can't understand a word she's saying, so i just nod and smile like a retarded fag
>she takes off her underwear, her fem-penis is the size of my pinky finger. I didn't realise that was anatomically possible. Literally a nano-penis, plus her testicals also seems to have been removed, so all that's left is a sagging bag of skin.
>fuck fuck fuck, what now, ok i'll lay on the bed and just take it from there I guess
>she lays down next to me
>another few minutes of awkwardness
>eventually she pushes her face close to mine as if she wants to kiss
>oh god, ok I guess i'll just close my eyes and pretend it's the cute trap from the pictures (im cringing so hard as I write this, this is why it's taking so long)
>we "kiss" except actually her lips are tightly glued together and I notice her face looks really tense and uncomfortable
>almost as if I've violated her in some way
>I guess she is dreading this just as much as I am, but she probably needs the money
>debating whether I should ask to stop, but i'm too beta to do anything other than "go with the flow"
>I'm trying to figure out where to put my hands, everywhere I touch I'm immediately put off by her boney body
>I accidentally brush my hand over her penis and recoil as if I've just touched a spider
>Even as we're kissing, I can taste that fucking fish stench that is filling up the room
>Holy fuck when will this end
Holy shit this is hilarious
which one?
>>I accidentally brush my hand over her penis and recoil as if I've just touched a spider
If you're too stupid to know on your own then leave Sup Forums and never come back
The first one
please
first one, op is too much of a retard to back out or take charge
Sorry it's taking so long to write this guys, you can all leave and check back in 10 minutes if it stop you from whining like a bitch
>paid in advance
fucking rookie mistake, faggot
see this:
>while im thinking about the qt trap porn I watch online to try to make the situation easier, i realize how can all of this is
>all these years ive been busting nuts to dudes
>XY chromosomes and everything
>fuck it, literally
>if i can bust to that gay shit i can bust to this
>still akwardly kissing her
>i throw her off my body next to me
>get behind her and shove my pointer finger up her asshole
>she gasps, actually sounds kind of feminine
>turns me on
>take out my finger and start licking ass as a form of lube
>after that i take out my cock
>its finally gotten hard
>start pressing it against the spit covered ass
>slowly starts to go in