What do you think about cows?

What do you think about cows?

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Nice to fuck

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Steak 10/10

they aiet

Delicious.

Eh, see them a lot so they're nothing special. Steak isn't my thing, but mince pie is great

Taste good. They're like meat pinatas.

They have pretty weird lives. Most cows exist so that we can either milk them or eat them.

Imagine an alien civilization that milked you for sustenance.

"I've got nipples, can you milk me?"

What do cows think about me?

Cute as a calf, I even raised one on my grandpas farm before he died

I eat a lot of dairy products, like cream cheese

The meat is exquisite

> " What do you think about cows ? " ;

..... Too many of them working in the City centre.

>cow
>he

I figured he meant his grandpa died.

They think you're cute

With enough persistence and fortitude, the answer is probably.

Think about that next time someone jokes about it.

Yes my grandpa died, so my grandma had to give up the farm

better than sheep at least

Dunno what happened to my cow tho.

I called her Lucy

Okay. Sounds funny to me. I could see a comedy movie where the concept is aliens come down and try to milk human men.

Didn't give two shits about them until I found Cyriak's channel.
Since then I just cannot trust the fuckers anymore.

they are the leading cause of global warming

Disgusting smelly beasts that are ugly as fuck and consume tons of resources just to get shit that is bad for your health.

>Imagine an alien civilization that milked you for sustenance.

How can you be sure that they aren't using us for some random resource that we're completely unaware of?

HOLY FUCK!
I
WOULD HIT THAT

My nigga

I took one's virginity

Woah why does that goatgina look better than any vagina Ive ever seen before? Even that butthole looks juicy

I don't think anything about them. I don't think about them at all, in fact.

Arkansas Sup Forumsros unite. Fuck those Mississippi mudfucks and their chickens.

I'm ok with them.

Australian here.

To hell with chicken fuckers, calves are heavenly to deflower

I try not to think about cows.

Depends on how I'm milked

I work with them, they're dicks.

that's a cow you know..

Agreed.

My dick is rather thick so they love it. They push back on me and all

hnngggg do they get wet?

Sry m8, looked like a goat with that angle

I thought cow asses were wider than that

They make milk that can be turned into many yummy products and their meat is also yummy to eat. Overall cows are yummy.

Would you get a disease if you fucked an animal?

Yes

Condoms work magic though

Hell yes they do. Their cunt makes a sloppy noise, music to my ears

NEED MORE COW PUSSI

Cows are strange.
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"Yeah you can milk just about anything with nipples."

Cows as a species all literally only exist for that reason. Cows weren't just an animal that existed and then we found out we could use them for things. They had an ancient ancestor (I can't remember what the animal was called cause I'm drunk) and we domesticated them and turned them into modern cows via selective breeding. Just like dogs.

Cows are fun. You should watch some vids of cows who get let out of the stable for the first time when spring starts. They hop around like fucking homos. Its fun to watch.

Cows are adorable. Very curious, although not too clever.

Aurochs, kind of like wild ox. Not sure why I know this but I do.

moo

Moo

Kinda like you.
That's okay tho :)

Dumb fucking enviro-whacko with no sense of logic.

>If all humans do is wreck the environment and waste resources, why would you care if we die early?

I'm gonna eat all the beef and cheese I can, fuck the planet.

Grew up around jerseys. Some of the most retarded animals on the planet

Fuck cows! Nigger!!

i think they are very tasty

My aardvark shits on your cow.

Show us the aardpussi

i fucking hate cows

dairy products are nice, though

Pigadillo

I'm afraid of them.

Why are you such a bitch?

They have such big teeth and dangerous claws.

I spent a bit of time at a dairy farm, they're filthy.
they shit all over the place and you have to dodge their piss and shit in order to milk them. It's the perfect job for pajeets

calves are funny though, I would bring them milk and they'd always stubbornly refuse to get their heads out of the buckets

I like cows

2 cows

I spend my summers on my family farm, we have cows, they're pretty whatever... just big ol shit factories...

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Pretty cool animals, have good taste in moosic