Wake up with this deer on you

Wake up with this deer on you.

What do?

swallow

Only the stock has been broken off of that rifle. I can still put a round in that deer's stupid face.

Eat out its butt.

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> " What do? " ;

Say : " Oh, deer deer ".

Turn him around and gobble on that deer cock mmmmm~

bite down really hard and dont let go
then go for a ride through the forest

make him my bitch and neck him

Eat that cunt, get her wet
Stand up, unzip pants
Hold tail, fuck like she's never been fucked before

pull sidearm and have buck steaks for dinner

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>her

Oh wait, that's a stag

Eat his asshole, play with his balls and sheath

Entice his cock out

Drop pants, let him mount me

>not carrying a sidearm for such a situation.

I always wanted to fuck both Bambi and Faline.

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>sleeping in the woods

I wouldn't be surprised if Bambi was bisexual.

For a male, he's rather feminine.

he isn't

if he had a glock or 1911 on his side he could have shoved it up his ass.

yeah he was a full fledged faggot

In any new version he'd be transgender.

nope

nah

Well, i was going to eat it anyways...

Never tell a soul. Deerts cant talk

well yeah since his voice actor was a girl it makes sense.

Stop breathing and kys myself

Am finally free and one with nature

it doesn't

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Belt out WHAT THE FUCK! at the top of my lungs

why not? if his inner voice is a female why wouldn't he/she/it be genderfluid tranny thingamabob whatchamacallit?

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because no

but why not?ffs even homophobic as fuck walt disney had a woman cast as his/her/it's voice.

bambi is twitterpated for girls and so is thumper and flower

well that just makes y point more valid since twitter and social media in general is geared towards making homosexuals and other degenerates feel like they're the socially accepted norm.

bambi is straight and always will be

what if i told you faline was a trap?

i'd say you're lying

posting a pic of bambi laying on his back waiting for de cock doesn't really help your argument.

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