Gym class

>Gym class
>It's football
>I'm the odd one one so I get picked last
>Play well
>Next time I'm one of the first ones to get picked

>nearly always last
>holdbackthetears.jpg

>Team sport
>I'm the one who has to pick
>People reject my invitation

>gym class its dodgball
>never throw my hardest because too scared to give my all to something and be truly judged for what i am in fear that what i am is not good enough.

>picked last
>"heh I d-don't care a-anyway"

>gym class
>picked first
>my team wins

>gym class
>my best friend doesnt pick me
>"sorry bro i want to win,"

>Playing DONKEY in PE
>Pass rugby ball gently to uncoordinated autist
>He flails his arms around like the gumby fuck he is and smacks the ball into his face
>After the game finishes he tries to hit me with the ball in response to me "belting the ball at him"
I wanted to punch that little cunt so bad
Also
>Dodgeball
>Friend keeps throwing ball at autistic girl on our team for lolz
>She charges at him and makes a bird noise, basically reeing

>Gym class
>play football
>I'm the only one in class who can play somewhat decent football
>get super ambitious
>people on my team play like shit
>get frustrated and shout non stop at them for the remainder of the game
>seen as the über agressive weirdo who takes a game of football way to seriously
:_:

Always hated guys like you. Shitting on others has never made anyone perform better in a team oriented game. Usually also the guys who have a skewed self perception and really aren't any better than the rest of the players, especially once you have determined everybody else is shit and you need to do it completely alone.

Yeah, I was a huge cunt during my teenage years.

>gym class
>every single teacher has a sub
>playing MURICA foosball
>lol let's play tackle since no teachers
>evil_doctrine.exe initialized
>tell the other team to throw the ball to Travis
>everyone hates Travis
>first play of the game, they throw to Travis
>me and my Venezuelan, grew a beard in 5th grade, right hand man Carlos tackle him at the same time
>heads collide
>split my eyebrow completely open
>nigg nogg looks at my face in horror
>dogg u gotta go! U gotta go!
>mfw my friends mom working in the clinic didn't even recognize me because I had so much blood on my face

alexis sanchez in a nutshell

>get a 5 in PE
>fat-ass gets a 7

>picked last
>literally play my guts out to the point of it being weird "lol why are you trying so hard it's just a game"
>still get picked last
heh

>Good enough to be first picked
>not well liked enough to be first picked

4 ever mid pick

>gym class in 7th grade
>have to do half mile run
>friend kept cheating and running across the pitch when gym teacher wasn't looking
>literal Autist gets angry and tells gym teacher.
>friend finds out it was him.
>goes into bathroom stall and jerks off into condom
>goes outside and puts it on Autist kids razor bike handle bar.
>then goes and finds Autist kid and tries shoving another condom in his mouth
>gets suspended

Miss that guy. He's in Hong Kong now

Well, everybody is in some ways. Good on you for recognizing it.

aLWAYS

>gym class
>picking teams for ape hoop
>dumb nigger gets picked last by the other team
>user, you didn't pick me cuz I'm black!
>no, Ricky, I didn't pick you because you suck at basketball
>tfw I picked a true nigga with my first pick
>dumb nigger got so butthurt he just sat out and bitched about being black the whole game

this is the most american post I've read this week.

This.

>caring/remembering times you got picked as a specific number in school gymnastics

i knew people here were autistic as fuck but this is uncharted territory

Why are all muslims such sub humans

>he got picked last every time