Why are you not running right now?

Why are you not running right now?

Because it's 10:13pm and I'm drunk and tired

you first

Cuz da cops aint chasin me right now my nigga

Because I'm not a faggot who wants to go out in Lycra shorts showing off my bulge to all the other homosexuals

Cuz it's 10 pm and I'm tired

no excuse

run at night then. nobody around.

im too fat and my knees hurt

Any of you run shirtless? I find it so alpha and confident when I see someone running wihtout a shirt tbh

10:25 pm and already worked out today.

...

do you workout in the morning or evening?

I want to show off my bulge, not to homosexuals specifically, but if they feel like looking I can't stop them.

Because it's fucking 3:30am in my fucking country, fucking faggot.

Generally evening, morning if I have plans.

Because I'm sitting

have you been lifting for long? whats your height and weight

was a paratrooper for 12 years
my knees are fucked for running
walking doesn't hurt
so I'm cool not getting surgery

because i ran this morning

Running for health is like running a car engine at max revs for health.

Do cardio, find a real sport, eat healthy.

Do you ever notice that runners look like holocaust victims?

pale skin, receding hairlines, pathetic upper body mass, etc.

Since around February. 5'10", 142 lbs.

>Why are you not running right now?
Huh? I AM holding down the E button.

>paratrooper
mein negger

same here. just finished my 2 mile. running at night is much better imo

Because depression makes me tired.

thank you for your service.

in cinemas now

Cause I ran last night and I need a night off

okay, try walking first. walk around your block once a day maybe and build from there. if you have a dog or something, bonus.

it doesn't take that long to recover from running, unless you ran like 100 miles or some shit

good

uh, they don't? regular runners have pretty developed and toned muscles.