Lead singer is a girl

>lead singer is a girl
>band is all male
>none of them are fucking her

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>saying "none of them are fucking her" instead of "none of them are fucking"

How would you know?

REEEEEEEEE CHADS DON'T TOUCH MY LAUREN

they fuck each other

>lead singer is a girl
>band is all male
>one of them is fucking her

>band is a male/female multi ethnic 10+ person collective
>they're not having violent faeces sprouting degenerate orgies

thee rest of the band is gay

I worked a major festival green room once and there were a few female lead indie electro pop bands, don't remember which ones specifically, not really into indie-pop type shit.
>One of them had a very cute lead singer
>Her bandmates were all male
>She totally had all of them by the balls, took full control of all stage presence
>I'm sure they were all somewhaattracted to her
>In order to get the band on the same level she did some weird shit
>Poke head in back-stage cabana area to see if they needed any refreshments before the show
>Catch her taking her pants off for some reason
>Starts rubbing her crotch and moaning
>notice a few of the bandmates were in there too
>They were all blindfolded with black tube socks
>She was making them listen to her pleasure herself in the same room
>none of the guys were moving, arms at sides
>She must not allow them to see this for some reason
>Take head out of doorway before they notice
>Never did find out if they wanted any egg rolls

AMA about weird festival experiences I guess.

itt: things that never happened

deleb!

lavren is pure

>"Lauren"

You must have never worked with tours before, that wasn't even the weirdest thing to happen. The riders would contain some weird shit.

>lead singer is a girl
>band is all male
>she gets BLACKED

That's honestly nothing. I've seen some shit back when working at Chicago's Riviera Theater.

>lead singer is japanese
>band is all german
>they arent killing jews and chinese

>implying all of your favorite artists are role models and the music scene isn't a cesspool of degeneracy and cuckold fetishes

>she doesn't play an instrument
>she doesn't help writing songs
>she doesn't even write her own lyrics

women are an instrument of sorts

stories you bastards

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this

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>Had one band order 3 disgusting obese black hookers
>Had a (psych?) band perform under the influence of backstage brewed ayahuasca
>Caught an alt-rock band in an Orgy, all of them being guys
>Had to stop countless flambouyant queercore/scene bands from bringing girls as young as 13 backstage. (Worst fucking genre of bands to deal with, fuck what Warped has become the feds need to look into this shit)

they are literally the embodiment of nu-males. this picture represents everything that's wrong with the modern man in 2017

Ive heard all those extra as fuck scene bands bang kiddies.

>"Scene" bands banging kiddies.

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. That is the vast majority of their audience after all.

Moar

>girl
>i'm not fucking her

How does one know if nobody from the band is banging the female vocalist. Is there a special list of those?

moar

Scottish men have always looked like that, we sprout ginger beards at 10 years of age

you can just tell

>Lead singer is a girl
>One of the guys in the band is fucking her so much she's perpetually pregnant and now has no time to release and tour new material.

Within Temptation somehow makes time for albums.