Wholly shit Sup Forums just had 5 cop cars roll up after having a knife pulled on me. Story time? >be me >be Sunday morning here (ausfag) out shopping with my wife and son >coming up to summer here so wanting to buy some mosquito netting for little guys crib, so went to this girlie arts and crafts store where they are selling mosquito netting for only $15. >shop layout is shit tier with narrow isles and shit everywhere >be us >near checkout but not in line, looking at stuff with my Mrs >Inadvertently have stroller blocking one small isle but there is another isle 1m away so probably why I wasn't too worried and not watching closely (I'm not Chinese who always seem oblivious to those around them, rather I am always conscious of those around as to not get in their way for no reason) >30-ish year old neckbeard loudly asks to move stroller >immediately move stroller and apologise thinking nothing of it >he gets into line at checkout and starts being abusive >kinda in shock bc it was a non issue and ask if he is talking to me >He proceeds to tell me how rude I am by blocking the isle on purpose just to fuck with him >tell him he has mental issues and that I simply did not see him bc my Mrs was showing me something at the time >we have an isle between us at this stage so can only see him from belly button up. (I'm 6'6 and my Mrs is 5'6 at best) >he looks at my wife (holding our baby) and tells her to 'please look at my eyes not my junk! My eyes are up here.' >my brain decides that his comment to my wife is enough to trigger me.
Just finish the fucking story you retarded nigger-faggot.
Sebastian Nelson
Hurry up cunt, post ur shit mate
Ayden Myers
CONTINUE
Sebastian Brown
Did you smash that Nimbin looking cunt user? Fuck I would have.
Noah Wright
>cont?
Stop doing this you fucking faggot. You made the fucking thread, just tell the fucking story
Robert Rogers
This.
Jeremiah Cook
For real man. Nothing has ever pissed me off more in a greentext thread than when faggots do this.
Brayden Perry
Cont >after said comment, I tell him that I will wait outside to 'talk about it.' >I go outside, take off hat, take phone out of pocket and remove watch >thinking if he will apologise that's cool if not, well immature beat him tfo. >get a good five minutes to limber up, all the while rage intensifies >he finally exits and the only comment I had thought of was 'you have three seconds to apologise' >he ain't gonna apologise just starting to spout more nonsense >probably was only one second but I swung hard >obvious hail maker so he just dodged it >over committed so but long arms so I cleaned him up good with an hard elbow on my pull back right on the temple >wind up good and smash him with next right hook >Good Samaritan separates us and by now a good 10-20 people are all around wanting to watch the action >suddenly everyone is shouting 'knife, knife, knife!'
Tbc asap. Typing on my iPad.
Continuing soon. Typing on iPad sorry
Caleb Murphy
Fuck this, user prolly got cucked by the cunt with the knife and had to watch him fuck his wife in the arse.
Andrew Stewart
dude you gotta type the shit beforehand. we're gonna get dinosaur'd and even though I know it's coming, it's going to piss me off
Cameron Jackson
Mmm, I agree.
Aiden Murphy
>gUY rAPES mE The end
Wyatt Carter
Fucking aussie cunts not bothering to type shit up.
Luke Russell
op im deathing here
Nicholas Rodriguez
OP, I'm Ausfag too so I'll be nice. Look cunt you should have knocked that prick out. Here's what you do next time.....let him know your going to him by way of shaping up. Make sure your feet are apart, widen stance. And for fucks sakes, stand at 45° to the cunt. Now, simultaneously step left (if you're left handed, step right if you're right handed) and throw a jab at Hus nose. It doesn't need to connect, because as soon as you step, jab, pivot off right foot, launch overhand right. Boom! That cunt is snoring.
Gavin Miller
Oi. I just thought OP how to throw a knockout punch.
Parker Young
Taught*
Andrew Baker
Op, hurry the fuck up
Ayden Wood
Yeah 'cont?' Pisses me off too but gets thread bumped so I can write more before 404
>so I loo, down and he has pulled a knife from his girlie bag at his waist >luckily for me, the Good Samaritan had pulled me off bc I was not going to finish till he was on the ground begging me to stop >he shouts repeatedly 'give me an excuse to use it' >notice lots of phones are out now recording so play it coolish >back off and request someone to call the cops >he tries to go back inside but they had Locke the door lol >tell him cops have been called so to wait >manager comes out of store pissed and understandably tells us to wait down further until cops arrive >he starts to walk off but he goofed by pulling the knife so I tell him if he is innocent as he claims, he should stay >he say she's too busy as needs to go home to cook >follow him a ways through back of shopping complex but no one around and knife so head back. >two cop cars come in at that stage and I flag them down and tell t hem he is behind on back street >they tell me to go back to identify him >go back and watch them take him down with guns drawn >three more cop cars come screaming along >stand back bc I know that's just what they are going to tell me to do anyway >give statement and watch him taken away in paddy wagon >pretty sure he had drugs in his bag bc they kept that glad Good Samaritan stepped in or I would likely have several puncture wounds in my side right about now Wonder how long he will be in jail? Wonder how much bail will be? Sorry for gay ending but that's how it went down Anyone else got a good green text fight story?
Owen Parker
What kinda dumb nigger tries to fuck with a dude that's 6'6 whom they don't know
Kayden Harris
Fuck that was shit mate.
Robert Sullivan
am i being detained????
Chase Hill
How did u not get done for fighting in public?
Henry Nguyen
Prolly would have if he didn't pull knife.
Cameron Sanders
arent gunZ banned in Straylia
Zachary Nguyen
Wait, Australians can get arrested for pulling out a knife?
