ITT: We poorly describe video games and others try to guess it

ITT: We poorly describe video games and others try to guess it

>be reporter
>catastrophe happens
>trying to survive and escape
>conspiracy by government


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deus ex

no

dead rising

Your sister's been kidnapped and you have to go through 9 theme parks and a quiz show to save her

no

no idea

bio shock

Zak McKracken and the Alien Mind-Benders

Outlast

beyond good and evil

Fuck, thats a hell of a game user. Need to replay that shit soon.

Nope. Hint: no humans in the game

you play as a helicopter in the gulf war

The economy of the entire world is based on dogfighting

Desert Strike

Banjo Tooie

NBA2K17

Michael Vick round 2.

...

No.....is that a thing? I think EA Sports has a new title.

Dead rising. Ez

>Be prisoner
>Freed by scaly boi
>Learn how to yell good
>Become hero
>Fight bigger scary scaly boi
>Become biggest hero

Banjo-Kazooie

Skryim, return of laduin

far cry 2

Cuphead

Well, Banjo-Kazooie but close enough

Idiot! It's Pokemon!

Skyrim

yes, you fuck ! I knew that was too easy

Dead rising 1

>Be me
>short, autistic, goofy
>score QT gurl
>QT gurl always gets taken away from me by a maximum alpha
>I always rescue her
>Maximum alpha always takes her back
>I'm never suspicious
>I'm always cucked

lol Mario

Your waifu dies, and you and your boyband go on a decade long hunt for a creepy uncle in a fedora.

One of the Mario games

Any Mario game, too easy.

Mario!

the new final fantasy game, whatever number it is

>small town kinda guy
>die
>comeback
>go kill dragon with friends from another place
>many choices
>become God
>an hero

"The story of the modern white man"

Doom 1992

>got out of academy
>captain of a boot
>traveled all around britain and atlantic
>enemies dont know shit early
>enemies know shit later on
>is done after 6 years

>Employed by elite
>Faithful and loyal
>Elite is killed! They set me up!
>Go underground w/ a mask
>My friend has a boat
>Chloe Grace, what the hell happened to her?
>Have a uber kewl first name
>Get my revenge, uncover a deeper plot

No

>king wont turn on his barbeque
>his followers abandon him
>one of his retarded half breed subjects has to kill him in order to turn it on again

Just gonna guess mass effect 3

No

Dishonored

Dark Souls 2

No

I'm gonna guess Dishonored, though I've never played it

A winner is you

>be sadboi
>dress like animals
>be furry, maybe?
>kill people because of annoying telemarketers calling
>get free snacks

no

>Be me
>total "Cuck"
>Some faggot keeps calling me
>Go do stuff for him
>go kill a lot of people
>Get pizza after

>Become as God!
>That's it. That's the whole game.

yeppers

Homefront

Deadpool

Hotline Miami

Correctamundo

Hotline Miami

Hmm... well, I see the word "pizza", so I'm gonna guess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game

Speedial Florida

Sims?

>Minecraft but it's actually DayZ

c'mon guys, this should be easy.

Wrongo bongo

>A depressed man
>A drug addict
>An insomniac
>An asthma patient
All look for a kidnapped boy

You got it

Fortnite

Wrongo bonga

Unturned

>You are a nigger niggin around with a fat cunt and an ugly cunt
>Get some bitches because why the fuck not
>fat cunt and ugly cunt fuck with you

You guys actually have to think, your'e first guess shouldn't be a Triple A game that just came out, but whatever.

hotline Fort Lauderdale

Yuhh

>Be stoned as fuck
>Sucked in to drain pipe.
>All the dudes have been turned into coins and shit.
>Fucking turtles and angry mushrooms coming at you.
>Timer going, must make it to flag.
>Twin brother is all green for some shit.
>Some little fat dude in drag tells you their queen is in a different castle.
>Wake up.
>Feel sick.
>Turn on Steam and play a farming sim.

You guys suck. Hint- dragon marks you. Its a cycle

Maybe dragons dogma

Max Paynes big move.

>be "human"
>no more humans on earth
>see machine
>become side character

dragon's dogma

>Be a Dyke taking a lot of picture
>Oregon
>Time travel
Thats the entire game

Grand Theft Auto Five

Nope.

Nice. Win. Did you enjoy the game?

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too fucking easy.
Plumber Bros 3.

>Be me
>Mail man
>Shot almost dead
>Doctor patches me up nicely
>Over here some thug arguing with the bar-keep
>Only logical thing to do is help thugs take the town that saved my life
>ask town for supplies to help kill them with
>Imagine mfw when it's the doctor's turn to die
>We were kangz

Is it Heavy Rain?

>hat
>Want better hat

Quantum Break?

>king wont turn on his barbeque
>his followers abandon him
>one of his retarded half breed subjects has to kill him in order to turn it on again

gonna just post it again since mine got buried and no-one is responding

Weird sky voice tells you to kill some huge fuckers cause your waifu died

Fo:Nv

Nope, that's not on Steam

Elder Scrolls Nevada?

NieR: Automata

I thought you were just fucking around on that last bit.

Correct.