ITT: We poorly describe video games and others try to guess it
>be reporter
>catastrophe happens
>trying to survive and escape
>conspiracy by government
pic unrelated
ITT: We poorly describe video games and others try to guess it
>be reporter
>catastrophe happens
>trying to survive and escape
>conspiracy by government
pic unrelated
deus ex
no
dead rising
Your sister's been kidnapped and you have to go through 9 theme parks and a quiz show to save her
no
no idea
bio shock
Zak McKracken and the Alien Mind-Benders
Outlast
beyond good and evil
Fuck, thats a hell of a game user. Need to replay that shit soon.
Nope. Hint: no humans in the game
you play as a helicopter in the gulf war
The economy of the entire world is based on dogfighting
Desert Strike
Banjo Tooie
NBA2K17
Michael Vick round 2.
...
No.....is that a thing? I think EA Sports has a new title.
Dead rising. Ez
>Be prisoner
>Freed by scaly boi
>Learn how to yell good
>Become hero
>Fight bigger scary scaly boi
>Become biggest hero
Banjo-Kazooie
Skryim, return of laduin
far cry 2
Cuphead
Well, Banjo-Kazooie but close enough
Idiot! It's Pokemon!
Skyrim
yes, you fuck ! I knew that was too easy
Dead rising 1
>Be me
>short, autistic, goofy
>score QT gurl
>QT gurl always gets taken away from me by a maximum alpha
>I always rescue her
>Maximum alpha always takes her back
>I'm never suspicious
>I'm always cucked
lol Mario
Your waifu dies, and you and your boyband go on a decade long hunt for a creepy uncle in a fedora.
One of the Mario games
Any Mario game, too easy.
Mario!
the new final fantasy game, whatever number it is
>small town kinda guy
>die
>comeback
>go kill dragon with friends from another place
>many choices
>become God
>an hero
"The story of the modern white man"
Doom 1992
>got out of academy
>captain of a boot
>traveled all around britain and atlantic
>enemies dont know shit early
>enemies know shit later on
>is done after 6 years
>Employed by elite
>Faithful and loyal
>Elite is killed! They set me up!
>Go underground w/ a mask
>My friend has a boat
>Chloe Grace, what the hell happened to her?
>Have a uber kewl first name
>Get my revenge, uncover a deeper plot
No
>king wont turn on his barbeque
>his followers abandon him
>one of his retarded half breed subjects has to kill him in order to turn it on again
Just gonna guess mass effect 3
No
Dishonored
Dark Souls 2
No
I'm gonna guess Dishonored, though I've never played it
A winner is you
>be sadboi
>dress like animals
>be furry, maybe?
>kill people because of annoying telemarketers calling
>get free snacks
no
>Be me
>total "Cuck"
>Some faggot keeps calling me
>Go do stuff for him
>go kill a lot of people
>Get pizza after
>Become as God!
>That's it. That's the whole game.
yeppers
Homefront
Deadpool
Hotline Miami
Correctamundo
Hotline Miami
Hmm... well, I see the word "pizza", so I'm gonna guess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game
Speedial Florida
Sims?
>Minecraft but it's actually DayZ
c'mon guys, this should be easy.
Wrongo bongo
>A depressed man
>A drug addict
>An insomniac
>An asthma patient
All look for a kidnapped boy
You got it
Fortnite
Wrongo bonga
Unturned
>You are a nigger niggin around with a fat cunt and an ugly cunt
>Get some bitches because why the fuck not
>fat cunt and ugly cunt fuck with you
You guys actually have to think, your'e first guess shouldn't be a Triple A game that just came out, but whatever.
hotline Fort Lauderdale
Yuhh
>Be stoned as fuck
>Sucked in to drain pipe.
>All the dudes have been turned into coins and shit.
>Fucking turtles and angry mushrooms coming at you.
>Timer going, must make it to flag.
>Twin brother is all green for some shit.
>Some little fat dude in drag tells you their queen is in a different castle.
>Wake up.
>Feel sick.
>Turn on Steam and play a farming sim.
You guys suck. Hint- dragon marks you. Its a cycle
Maybe dragons dogma
Max Paynes big move.
>be "human"
>no more humans on earth
>see machine
>become side character
dragon's dogma
>Be a Dyke taking a lot of picture
>Oregon
>Time travel
Thats the entire game
Grand Theft Auto Five
Nope.
Nice. Win. Did you enjoy the game?
Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too fucking easy.
Plumber Bros 3.
>Be me
>Mail man
>Shot almost dead
>Doctor patches me up nicely
>Over here some thug arguing with the bar-keep
>Only logical thing to do is help thugs take the town that saved my life
>ask town for supplies to help kill them with
>Imagine mfw when it's the doctor's turn to die
>We were kangz
Is it Heavy Rain?
>hat
>Want better hat
Quantum Break?
>king wont turn on his barbeque
>his followers abandon him
>one of his retarded half breed subjects has to kill him in order to turn it on again
gonna just post it again since mine got buried and no-one is responding
Weird sky voice tells you to kill some huge fuckers cause your waifu died
Fo:Nv
Nope, that's not on Steam
Elder Scrolls Nevada?
NieR: Automata
I thought you were just fucking around on that last bit.
Correct.