You MUST:
A) Worship this pussy and asshole AS IS (no washing) with your tongue for 45 minutes.
B) Consume the contents of this jar (approximately 20 oz. of mixed semen from various donors, currently at room temperature after sitting out for 5 hours and 27 minutes) through a straw.
Choose and give your reason(s) why.
Pretty sure I see a turd coming out of the shit shoot, and that's certainly a milkshake I don't wanna slurp down. Fuck you OP, I an hero
A) Cause after a few minutes I will only taste my own spit. I would puke trying to do B. I can barely stomach warm semen, the texture is so gross.
Ah....the soldiers way.
I salute you Sup Forumsro...
free pussy is free pussy my nigga
Sound logic.
Thank you for your participation
B)
Just pretend it's milk, then I can puke it up afterwards if I don't feel like having it in my body, no harm done. With A I'd be traumatized, not even suicide could redeem my purity.
This guy.
You're allowed to reconsider in the event it isn't clear:
You NO get fucky!
You ONLY do licky and sucky.
Well this killed my erection
Very pragmatic.
Thank you.
It's a fucking shit and cum infested wig between her legs
Is there alcohol or any opiates that I can take beforehand?
So....the slightly congealing, room temperature cock cream then?
Nope.
Right now.
Sentient.
Sober.
Experiencing ALL sensory cues.
Fuck this, I just an hero
Pussy and ass. I'll eventually lick all of the stench off of her
Sorry Sup Forumsro...
Here's a nice cock rate thread to help you get it back.
R.I.P Sup Forumsro.
Now THAT'S the kind of "can do" attitude that makes America great!!
An hero is the only answer
OP should face his own challenge first.
What say You, fag?
Tits or GTFO
Is go for the pussy if the face was hot. I’d only go for the jar if everything about her was atrocious including personality
If she’s ugly and a shit person I’d consume the semen because she doesn’t deserve to feel pleasure.
Easy A, BTW anyone got the sauce on that?
can i have both?
I have the foillowing questions
Does any of the donors have any kind of serious disease? If not, I choose the jar, it they do, the gross pussy
What feminist pussy looks like
Like there's a choice, obviously I would worship the almighty boosh. I'd flick that semen covered shit nugget out of its hiding place and into my mouth where it belongs.
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heres a better deal OP; KILL YOUR SELF
>thinking its a girl
its obviously just a faggot, user
I'll take a bullet to the head instead.
I'd take the cum tbh, this cunt is almost in the blue waffle level
>after sitting out for 5 hours and 27 minutes
Gross.
I'd pick B) if it was fresh.
There's an unwritten rule to these things. You can opt out of the challenge by taking a barefoot medium kick to the groin.
just do a 360 and walk away. there's no gun to your head.
RETARD ALERT
you do 360 then you back were you started, faggot
The wisdom of dubs
Newfag
Checkd
Stupid question. I'd pay money to drink that jar of semen.
both
A, obviously. It doesn't look THAT bad.
No, u
cum. i like cum and 5 hrs isnt that long. i could suck that down in like 1 min flat it i tried. then it'd be over.