This is my first time in the US and I like it here. There is however one thing that freaks me out...

This is my first time in the US and I like it here. There is however one thing that freaks me out. The bathroom negro you have in some public restrooms. They scare me. I don't want them to hand me towels or offer me perfume and it creeps me out that they listen while I'm going to the toilet.
Why do you have them?

No clue. I swear its just another way for niggers and Mexicans to get money. I could easily grab a paper towel for myself but these cunts stand there, hand them to you and expect a tip for their "serbice" this post hit me close to home I feel the same way OP they creep me out.

Good to know I'm not the only one.

prevent rape and clean vomit at places with alcohol since no one could hear you screaming outside where it's loud.

They are there so people don't shoot up or snort powder. I don't like to be around black people so I hate them too

Most people don't notice that these fine gentlemen are packing heat. Look closely.

Youre supposed to let them freshen up your dick with your choice of their selection of fragrances, lotions, and tinctures

They'll give you a handjob if you give them 50 cents.

I can't imagine what life would be like if I had to sit in a bathroom and listen to grown men shit 8 hours a day every day. They must go mental.

Could be worse. They could switch places with Rex Tillerson.

Candian here.
Literally never seen this anywhere but on tv.
I'd just not ever go anywhere where this was a thing, it's fucking creepy as hell. If it's that prevalent, I'd likely ask every establishment I went to if they had a bathroom negro, and leave if they did.
the whole idea just seems so bizarre to me.

>I'd likely ask every establishment I went to if they had a bathroom negro, and leave if they did.
Lol "Do you have a bathroom negro?"

yomp, casinos and bars it's very common.

One has an old ass cellphone and the other is unarmed

Wasn't referring to these pictures. A casino i used to frequent hired Jamaicans to act in similar capacities. A wire hanger and a belt go a long, long way. Poor enough to accept the pay, acquainted enough with violence not to be turned off.

regardless many swanky bars around vegas and other party cities have bouncers in the bathroom. You can't put a camera in there so they just pay someone to sit there and do other shit for tips.

"How are you this evening?"

Oh no. There's a bathroom attendant. Unfortunately, you can't hold it any longer. The seal is now broken and you're in for a long night of awkward encounters with the babysitter of the bathroom.

After the first visit, things are gonna get weird. For the rest of the night, expect a half-pump of soap, only one paper towel, and a death glare if you aren't tipping this Charmin chaperone.

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Seriously ?

If you want anything at the club, this is the guy to ask.
He literally can find you ANY drugs.
He literally is the club sanctioned drug dealer.
Step into the large stall and do your business.

>current year
>being this new

Hey you fucking foreigner, they provide a valuable service. Their ears are KEENLY tuned to tell if you're having colon health issues. The noises you make in the bathroom tell a story, and these guys can decipher the song of your bowels and weave it into a tale of the tape so to speak. They are modern medicine men, and could save your life! You better recgonize!

>creeps me out

How’d you get into a toilet that has an attendant when you’re 12?

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Cant tell if this whole thing is a meme or not, but i've never seen a bathroom negro in my entire life. I am from the US

No it's real. But I almost never see it except in bars and nightclubs. It's not common there, but it happens occasionally. To be fair, their real job is to keep the bathroom clean (and keep people from doing creepy shit in the bathroom) and they tend to do a pretty decent job at that.

Yeah, it's real, but you only see them in classy places. It's not like they're going to have them at your local McDonald's.

these dudes are everywhere in the south florida night life scene. Clubs, hotels, casinos, etc. Stopped getting wasted every weekend and don't have to deal with it any more. My social life is suffering though.

underage fag detected

nightclubs so they keep the bathrooms clean

They have them here too. I usually give them a 5 at the start of the night that way they don't rat you out to security for sniffing coke.

>return to table
>would you like one of these mints?
>w-where'd you get that?
>the toilet

Just swipe all their shit onto the ground and call them a nigger. It's all stolen or fake garbage anyways.

I've been to a lot of bars and have never seen it. Jeez, i would be so uncomfortable though. (I dont go to nightclcubs though)

>It's not like they're going to have them at your local McDonald's.
i saw one of these guys at a mcDonalds in Amsterdam, it was creepy as fuck and he was hanging out with his sketchy friends, and the bathroom was really messy and his fucking products were all over the counter

lol where are you from that you don't have bathroom negros? I can't even imagine going to the bathroom without one tbh. do you not have running water either?

We have the same here in Europe we call it the
>Klo Yugo
or
>Polnische Toilettenwächterin

but usually it's a woman from eastern Europe who wants a tip for keeping the toiletts clean.

I hate it when a bathroom attendant hands me a paper towel. How do I know how clean his hands are-his duties do include cleaning toilets after all.

does she do other things for tips ?

Bathroom negro stories.

> be me
> be visiting nyc
> be in some shitty club
> go to take a piss
> notice bathroom negro sitting next to the urinals
> have seen east European women sitting in front of bathrooms wanting money for cleaning them but this is a new level
> go to an urinal
> from the point where I entered the bathroom the negro eye contacted me
> step in front of the urinal and waddle my dick out my pants
> negro still eye contact and smiling
> try to ignore him, so I can piss in peace
> feeling watched, can’t piss
> negro‘s right next to me
> you need any help sir?

He was offering to drink your piss for a price, usually $10 or so. Worth it if you can't go normally.

here in america, we don't use the term negro.

we call them niggers

They do, but most look like shit.

>Candian here.
>I'd just not ever go anywhere where this was a thing

Bullshit, you'd go and you'd apologize for feeling uncomfortable about it.

Soory foor gettin' roused by yoor toilet negro eh, i did noot expect im eh, does he alwaays stand theer eh?

This is an epic thread!

Buying drugs in toilets, you peasant scum

This. I had no idea these guys existed until I encountered a bathroom negro at a stripclub that my friend claimed to run drugs in, so we could basically do anything we wanted. He held the rest of the cokeline in the washroom just for us and we were in there for like 5 minutes. Then one of my buddies grabbed a cuban cigar from the bathroom negroes stash and said something like "i could go for one of these". Some white kid saw him and tried telling on us to this bathroom negro. The negro basically told him to shut the fuck up, and when he kept talking he grabbed him by the throat and held him while we exited the washroom.

I dont think I realized until just now how VIP i was in that club that night

Fake and gay

why would i want to buy drugs from jamal the shit inhaler?

literal jenkem vendor

"The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics does not keep separate data on restroom attendants, but they can be grouped with locker room, coat room and dressing room attendants. People in these professions made an average of $9.49 per hour or $19,750 per year in 2009. These positions are expected to grow between 7 and 13 percent by 2018, which is an average rate of growth."
Fuck they are multiplying.

This is why murricans are so poor. The can't save anything, they even have to "tip" some guy to hand them toilet paper.

In North America, the bathroom negro is typically found at exclusive restaurants, night clubs, or bars.