Football players with the most patrician taste

Football players with the most patrician taste

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>Gaizka Mendieta
>Xabi Alonso
>Pat Nevin

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>karim benzema: celine dion

lol wtf

did not see that coming

>de gay

Cavani
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Griezmann taste is horrible

Xabi Alonso
>Dinosaur Jr.
>Lou Reed
>Pavement
>My Bloody Valentine
>Velvet Underground
>Wilco
Mata and Olsson have pretty good choices too, others are mostly awful. Especially Greasemann and Flopba

Is xabi alonso Sup Forumstant confirmed?

I'm now a fan of Xabi.

Why is he so perfect, bros?

only Dinosaur Jr is good

>Ronaldo
>Elton John

>he doesn't rate mbv

Ronaldo
>George Michael
>Elton John

Based Gaizka Mendieta

I know Xabi listens to Belle & Sebastian, too

Mata seems like a guy who is just getting into music and started asking Xabi what to listen to and slowly his taste is gittin gud

Also,

>pogba
>giant faggot

pick both

>Cocteau Twins

based

Why is he so based spee?

>Guardiola
>Elvis Costello
I expected that

How did they even get this info? Xabi is pretty much a Sup Forumstant. Pep also has pretty good taste.

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>James Milner: Avicii
kek

>hurr durr soccer for le dumb americans
what a hot take by the writer

What's the source on all this stuff? How does it work?

Also Harry Kane with the total normie-pleb taste

>Baines listens to Can

Sahko is weirder desu

>wayne rooney
holy fuck I couldn't think he was any more stupid

interviews probably

Can has many catchy songs (e.g., Mary, Mary So Contrary; Vitamin C).

>Napalm Death
>Carles Puyol
probably plays with them as well

Gotze, Kane, Rooney and most french players with the shit taste.
Pep, Alonso with the Sup Forums taste.

>Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>listens to Bob Marley before a game

I literally just saw Zlatan say that his favourite music is Bob Marley but he DOESN'T listen to it before a game because it would make him too slow and relaxed.

Justin Bieber


Bieber wins again wtf?

David Beckham (Retired) [ENG]
Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspurs) [ENG]
Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund) [GER]
Mario Gotze (Borussia Dortmund) [GER]

How can one man be so patrician
>Wilco
My fucking man

The young french nowadays have a shit rap culture, and it shows.
Gourcuff kinda saves the day for us

Naw, Drake wins. Saw that coming.

Drake


Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid) [FRA]
Bacary Sagna (Manchester City) [FRA]
Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) [ENG]
Lucas Digne (FC Barcelona) [FRA]
Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich) [GER]
Patrice Evra (Juventus) [FRA]
Paul Pogba (Manchester United) [FRA]
Raheem Sterling (Manchester City) [ENG]

Leighton Baines has pretty good taste desu

in my experience, french people generally have the shittest taste

>almost all American musicians

Errmmm could you guys like,,,,, get your own culture? ??

>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Elton John
>George Michael

Why am I not even surprised!?

>Henry
>DMX

>joey barton listening to the smiths
Who would've thought?

>Marcus Hahnemann

>Five Finger Death Punch
>Malefice
>Mastodon
>Machine Head
>Tool
>Slipknot

No one is surprised. Even looks like that guy from Disturbed, and his name is similar to that dead guy from Slayer.

Ronaldo is so fucking gay

>Carles Puyol - Napalm Death

that explains some things

Pat Nevin is based af

Olsson is the dadrock guy
De Gea is that kind of guy that triggers the real metalheads

Friendly reminder that Based Alonso will win all possible competitions as a coach, most of them with Barcelona (you read that right)

>all that buttmetal

pogba with GOAT taste

Why do French players like rap so much?

heh

Xabi, Jiroo and Cech are patrician af

Because there is nothing but rap in France

>Reminder that if America did Eurovision we'd sweep every year

see We have a shitty musical culture in which rap is now a mainstream genre, and usually of extremely poor quality. At least for mainstream """"""""artists"""""""", I don't know about the others since I mostly dislike rap.

>French player choices
>Nothing but nigger music

Makes sense.

Xabi and Nevin are the only ones with entry level taste.

Cristiano Ronaldo
>Alicia Keys
>Elton John
>Eric Prydz
>George Michael
>Phil Collins
>Swedish House Mafia

>Exaltasamba
>Neymar (FC Barcelona) [BRA]
Based Menino Neymar

wtf I love Hahnemann now

Gaizka Mendieta makes sense. After he retired, he became a DJ.

giroud probably still listens to eiffel 65. they had two new songs last year.

He is not even trying to hide it anymore.

How can anyone even try to deny he's gay?

Juan Mata listens to Radiohead, which makes sense.

Steven Gerrard
>Avicii
>George Benson
>Phil Collins

Manuel Neuer
>Drake
>Gerry and the Pacemakers
>G-Eazy
>Jonas Blue
>Jorge Ben
>Macklemore &RL
>Serani
>Sia
>ToP
>U2

>Johnny Kills
>listens to The Killers

appropriate

I bet Tsu loves In the Air Tonight from Phil and Jesus to a Child from George

The only patrician choice desu

>The Rolling Stones

>John Stones (Manchester City) [ENG]

>nobody listens to Simon and Garfunkel
>nobody listens to Gary Jules

Look at Beckham's music taste, he's basically a 13 year old girl desu

>Leighton Baines

BASED

i was kinda surprised he wasnt listed by ricky martin aswell

>nobody listens to Neil Young

Lloris

>Azealia Banks
>Beyonce
>Coldplay
>David Guetta
>Gala

Knew I disliked him for a reason

>>Gala

pretty funny desu

Lots of unexpected lists, such as Neuer listening to Jorge Ben Jor.

>Lloris
>Ricky Martin

>Bacary Sagna
>andrea Bocelli

WE

>Evra
>Ashanti

>GOAT manager
>GOAT music taste

Is there anything this man can't do

>to intelligent to listen to pleb music

>no krs-one
>no rakim
>no nas
>no tupac
>no tech n9ne

Actually i noticed most english guys only listen to English musicians. With the exception of sturridge.

Iker Casillas

>Alejandro Sanz
>Amaral
>El Canto del Loco
>Black eyed peas
>Camilo Sesto
>'''Social Security''' (more like Seguridad Social actually, XDD)

A man of the people.

win

You'd think Gerrard would listen to Slipknot.

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>not a single liverpool player listens to gerry and the pacemakers

That's why they wont qualify to the UCL

No one listens to TayTay? Blasphemy

>Avenged Sevenfold
>David De Gea

Heh... nothin personel kiddo

maybe cos theres no taytay on spotify

>no Iron Maiden
Am I out of touch? No, it must be those players who are wrong.

Maybe because none of them is a teenage girl

>listening to Spanish music

what do you guys listen to

>not listen Camilo Sesto

pleb

Almost perfect
Wilco are irredeemable shit

what

>wait and concede
>before I forget (the 96)

kekimus maximus

VIVIIIR ASÍIII ES MORIIIR DE AMOOOOR, FAGGOT

Beckham has a shit taste