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1000 Year Tory Reich edition

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not a fan of jeremy corbyn lads

every time i make a new thread i always get beaten

why do i even try

never met an australian that I didn't end up twatting

very nice

brute

Hello

can you help me to bump this thread and reach the limit?
everyone is still sleeping in Italy, I just need 20 bumps

thank you for your help, God bless.

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
Never meant to vause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see ypu laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain Purple rain

dislike IRA sympathisers, Argie sympathisers and republicans on a metaphysical level

fuck off wog

*grasps blindly around my desk*
now where could my pipe be?

I'M SORRY MS. JACKSON

I AM FOR REAAAAL

NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY

I APOLOGIZE A TRILLION TIMES

Purple drank

just knicked this vietcong's pipe lads

Wonder if Tim is on his way to Oxford health.

its in your left hand dummy

Why do people go on normie social media and brand themselves as "Kekistani"

Bellends the lot of them

margaret thatcher killed 6 gorillion northerners

3am the right way

on the train

how do you guys come to terms with being ugly? It has been over 15 years since I realised I was ugly and yet every day it still kills me a bit inside.

*commits a holocaust*

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china is surpassing the west

what is this kekistan rubbish i keep hearing about?
i stopped browsing Sup Forums when the trump meme started

quite proud of my post

Haha

Just go bald

me beyond the train

bit angry are we

Honestly don't fully understand it myself lad.
Massive bellends keep saying they're kekistani and shouting stupid shite, it's proper juvenile and I cringe seeing it

How'd you find out lad?

>tfw all my mates are bleeding heart Corbynistas who keep posting about muh evil Tories on Facebook

and people wonder why Shy Tories like me exist

Been uglyaware for close to 15 years, found out about 3 years ago girls will still fuck me if I just talk to them and ask them to wtf are they dumb blood?

worse when they aren't actually kids
I can forgive teenagers being dumb

*forces your head*

>Shy Tories like me exist

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Yeah, if you're over the age of 18 and you do that shit you need to get a grip. I'm not associating with a man in his twenties who publicly proclaims he's a nationality that doesn't exist because of a cartoon frog

*chokes on BAC (big aussie cock)*

> tfw to intelligent too consider women human

>corbyistas
>not Corbynites
Dick

haven't read any of the hunger games books, nor seen any of the films, don't even really know what it's about

Not as bad as people that think they're a woman or a wolf or some shit

good lad

why are women's feet so qt?

your medal's in the post mate

test

Think it's about a cheeky game of football before dinner

Nah it's just as bad I'd say.
Not worse, but not better.

nonce

yet more proof the BBC have simply become the mouthpiece of the ideological extreme right wing tory establishment

i hate cunts

bad fetish

just bought a kekistan flag
doing my bit for the cause

Did anyone believe in that myth?

I guess at first I realised that other people would get different reactions from other people even if acted in the same way. Then I start to look into it and consider the difference in aesthetics and so and quickly became quite obvious that I am aesthetically repellent.

I have never slept with a girl and have approached many of them.

astounding research money as to be spent to come out with that. it's common sense.

really need a qts feet on my face desu

got a cavity on the back of one of my front teeth that's getting bigger all the time but still not arsed to see a dentist about it

just got one of these

bretty decent for not much more than £50 desu

That's fucking weird mate.

I would love to cum on her eyeballs though, also pull my foreskin back, put my tip on her eyeball and pull the foreskin forward to envelop her her eyeball with my foreskin.

if only the Tories actually were far-right

People with low self esteem are more likely to believe they're ugly even if they're not though. Post the lower half of your face and I'll tell you truthfully

looks great

Anything that can encourage delusional fat retards to lose weight will save money for the NHS

fat idiots do to further enforce their denial

*drops out of society*

only gone and forgot the bloody picture lol! what am I like x

want to ask a girl out who im only 60% sure likes me back but im petrified of rejection. haven't got the greatest confidence already.

should i just man the fuck up and do it?

GIRUGAMESH

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plenty of studies have basically said the exact same thing. it won't stop anything. they're delusional and will stay that way, regardless of any study.

Only one way to find out

Yeah but you have to approach them without being a fucking idiot, too, soz.

is it acceptable to ask a girl out via text? or should it always be in person for maximum effect?

nonce

business idea: mandatory fat camps

absolutely boggles the brain that people can spend their ENTIRE lives being fat cunts when if they just ate a little bit less food every day they would lose weight

In person holding their face in your hands at full volume

Kek

once they get really fat they can't just cut out a little food, they need a hard diet to start off so their insulin levels can balance out

I'm aware of BDD and so on but that is for average looking people who think they are ugly. I am ugly and have had it confirmed on multiple occasions by random people from friends to strangers. It is not in my head.

I certainly can't claim to be an amazing approacher but as I said earlier I have imitated the same actions from successful attractive people (and deviations there of) and have received a different response to them.

lads..

'nce

feet aren't really a fetish, unless you consider liking ass or tits one as well

did this shit really need to be 3.87mb

>modus operandi

People who enjoy GuP need to die

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From 2013-15 I met about a hundred girls
This year I've met one

Desperately been trying to discover what happend to me. Feels like I've been blacklisted.

>I have imitated the same actions from successful attractive people
This is what makes you a mentalist and thus unfuckable

used some chalk at the gymnasium today

would recommend using it

>tfw so sexy it huuurts

getting turned on by feet is NOT normal

Fetish is anything that is fucking weird.

So feet ARE a fetish.

>i dislike corbyn for talking to gerry adams and martin mcguiness, so i'm gunna vote for a party that wants to keep selling weapons to saudi arabia, a country with known supply links to terrorist groups

abject hypocrisy

#truth
slaaaay

It could be worse, I've never had a girl-friend or girlfriend.