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real depression hours edition

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Need a cute British woman to give me a blowie.

3am Girls und Panzer masterrace

animé

jannys gonna go doopin mental

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extremely early
janitor will be upset

ffs i always post just after the new is made

virgin here
do women really leave their underwear behind as much as tv would have us believe

how do you change your life guys? how do you change your outlook i've consciously tried over 10 years now to be a more confident and happy person but i haven't acheived anything if anything the "real world" has made it even more difficult.

think you've buggered it up la

just gotta be yourself

unironically stop watching porn

I value my privacy, Imperial. Can you say the same?

What do you mean

you can't
either accept your miserable life or kys its the only way

Exist as what you are and nothing else

opened this and now i have wannacry wtf???

often a point of conflict in shows is a woman throwing a pair of panties at a guy and say they aren't hers so whose are they dun dun dun

trying to chug a pint before facetime with the gf so she doesn't see me drinking

belly is already overstuffed from lunch as well

>see the most stunning girl I've ever seen at this middle eastern restaurant I just went to for lunch
>pretty sure she was giving me looks the entire time I was there
>can't make a move because we'd probably both get murdered by her uncle because I'm a filthy kaffir

stop touching green boxes

>being scared of a few paki manlets with kebab knives
bint

need to go to dentist but don't want a lecture with metal tools in my mouth

Pay Vinay a visit and have a chat about Tim instead

starting to get annoyed with my 2bh

not bad looking but I seem to have a face that attracts sympathy, and everyone tries to stop me doing stupid shit

could really go for an entire bucket of chicken

*initiating shart sequence*
*aligning phase-vector targeting*
*target acquired: mart*
*arming shartheads*
*launching....*
*impact in 3...2...1...*
*mart destroyed*
*mission accomplished*

bit expensive

Cant say ive ever heard of such a thing in real łîfé
Other items of clothing maybe
Dont imagine one would forget to put knickers on before leaving the house of a made man as opposed to a jacket, jumper, hairband etc
Unless she put it em in the laundry and changed

it doesnt happen often

in real life or in shows

don't like myself

rarely watch porn

yeh this is how I feel don't have balls to kill myself although as each day passes I wonder why I don't

the difference beteen who i want to be and what i am is too great

in real life, theyd be more likely to leave a hairband or something behind

Europeans aren't bow-legged enough. How do they walk into town making it clear that they're the baddest hombre this side of the Rip Grande?

honestly no idea what the gf sees in me

might just break up with her now so she doesn't have to go through the process of working out she's in love with a sack of poo

I'm in love with a sack of poo

mm thats what i thought
why are jewish writers so weird

matched a family friend on tinder
>feminist, leftie, literature lover
>don't even glance in my direction if you're a fucking tory

TRILLING at runts who dont use legacy captcha

>tfw literally a sack of shit and bacteria

just go for it la, learn from my mistakes
>lebanese girl at school
>unironically gorgeous, skinny but BIG CHEBS
>get on with her really well, she would always touch her hair and laugh uncontrollably around me
>think about asking her to leavers
>"nah she's muslim so she can't, just leave her" - the so called lads
>we both go alone
>saw her in town a few weeks ago, not seen her in about 5 years
>holding hands with a white guy, cross necklace on
still seething desu

they're not, it's just runts would arch up because an actual piece of clothing left behind would be far more sutble and it's gotta be obvious.

Its just dramatic shorthand for "evidence of adultery"
Its more dramatic finding undies than ovies cos of the sexual connotations or else itd be "omg this is ellies coat have you been fucking her" and he could easily say "no i just took it home to sniff" and the crisis woild be averted

good plan

lebs are a legit bunch tbqh

you deserve to kick yourself forever over that

WISH i had a lebanese gf
would literally move to beirut for the chance

More like beirunt

FOT

Do you lads keep a nice piece of pipe around in case of migrants breaking in? Everyone I know has a weapon around their home in case they need it, even if there's never been any violent crime where they live.

everything is just particles

haha

wannabe paki

doin a big cum

how pathetic can you get?

Quite eerie without Tim posting videos. Quite concerned about how his meeting will go.

I have my fists on my at all times

not a tory but it's still a grim bio

instilling doubt into the minds of /biz/ cryptocurrency traders :^) may have found myself a new hobby.

Never been in a fight but I think some runt wants to knock me out because I accidently brushed against his girlfriend one night and now he keeps eyeing me

Give me some pointers for the inevitable fight

supposed to be 90 out today

think i'll stay inside like i always do

might even turn the ac on

the gf just faxed me this

actual paki

Dads had a painted baseball bat in his room since before i was born
I have a spear shaft and a carbon fibre sword waster

poo particles really

Punch him in the throat

wtf? that excuse makes way more sense if it was in fact her undies

how pathetic can YOU get? fucking vermin

I got a high of 67 for today

whats cracking with tim

been stuck cheeseless in italy for a bit so am out of the loop

Coat sniffing is harmless fun
Knicker theft is perverse not to mention impossible
I'm watching you sonny

Fuck his gf beforehand. If he must punch you, might as well be for a good reason

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Watched GuP for the first time this weekend. Great show. Yukari > Momo > Dajeerling > *

Very good point my French ally

kick his girlfriend's ass

He's got his meeting with Oxford health today.

i come to /brit/ to pretend i'm part of high-society

she into trannies then?

Also a lot of people messing with him at the same time.

this another incident of /brit/ going too far and sending a picture of pakiboo and dhl and vinay to him?

Even the normiest live on validation.

You need to socialize with kind people

Sombre Dimanche/Gloomy Sunday
Don't listen this!
youtube.com/watch?v=A4RimLetPHA

what happens if tim doesn't attend the consultation with the psychiatrist?

Neighbour is texting him asking to stop playing piano at 11pm (hes not happy)
Marcus Hausen keeps threatening him online
Keeps getting stuff in post from /brit/

might get sectioned i suppose

I come to /brit/ to roleplay a normal, social life. I come to /brit/ to pretend like I don't actually have all my insecurities, anxieties and panic attacks. I come here because I use /brit/ as surrogate social interactivity

just received 60 euros of cheese from my contact on the dark web lads

I come here because I'm a huge Britboo

Wish I had a deep voice

They'll escalate his case. They will anyway when he gets there and they see the decline.

just emptied the dishwasher

fuck off

And laundrey being thrown at his window.

new Tommy
youtu.be/nNpNCQQLEJM

When your skin is black is voice really your priority?

>Marcus Hausen
really? 10/10 top keks

how'd /brit/ find his addy? did he start posting it like before?

sorry

>Keeps getting stuff in post from /brit/

what did he get now? something since buzz?

Neck yourself.

True. It's a tertiary concern

I come to /brit/ because the masses wouldnt get most of my jokes