Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Everyone already knows everything about you because they're all also 34 year old kissless virgins

That might've been the case 7 years ago before the normies invaded.

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Why haven't you just hired a prostitute

If there is no one around to call the NEET a loser, is the NEET still losing?

I oppose prostitution. Trafficking and shit.

Yes.

Well if the NEET is losing always, then failure is not an option since that requires a state of winning, therefore if a NEET tried to kiss a girl, is there not a %100 chance the NEET "wins" in this situation no matter the outcome?

just go outside and force a kiss on some random chick

What?

That's sexual assault.

usually this is the first question(s) asked.

How fat are you

How ugly are you

>How fat are you

180 cm. 72 kg. Not buff but athletic.

>How ugly are you

4 - 5/10.

How tf haven't you kissed anyone for 34 fucking years you pathetic faggot. I kissed in fucking high school and kids nowadays are probably fucking each other in middle school. Congrats, you've failed at life.

well you want to be a winner don't you?

>Congrats, you've failed at life.

Duh!

>oppose prostitution. Trafficking and shit.
You not getting a prostitute ain't gonna stop trafficking.
Plus plenty of escorts out there working from home, being their own boss. $40 for a quick lunch time blowie.
Just saying, not a bad idea to rethink your moral outrage. There's a single mom out there working hard to build a nest egg for her kid. The least you could do is cum down her throat. She would be happy to see you.

just get a white prostitute, those only get sold in saudi-arabia, in western worlds they are just sluts

if real, how'd you get to 34 years? there's fucking real ugly ass niggas out there probably uglier then you who still get pussy and shit like that.

bro come on. make a tinder and say youre a virgin. swipe right on EVERY SINGLE CHICK. when you find one you think you could get hard enough with, go meet her. Do this three times until it finally works and you jizz

As an old man dying on his deathbed, reflecting on his kissless, sexless life of romantic avoidance, will you have any regrets? Answer honestly please.

always wanted to order an escort. Just moved to a new city. How does one do this? and how do i not get sent to jail

Are boobs like bags of sand? I'm 38 kissless virgin

Yes, yes they are. And a vagina feels like a pastry.

Dude, don't have standards. You'll regret it when you're (even) older.

Because they don't have the personality of wet sponge. It's not that looks are the most important thing when it comes to dating or hooking up.

Did that years ago minus the virgin thing.

Cue Roger Daltrey.

They are.

Suicide when?

This.

1)lower your standards. There is an abundance of lonely 4-5 girls that will likely be better fucks than the 10 you'll never get.

2) Don't take yourself too seriously. You don't have to have a serious connection with someone, or even like them to hook up with them.

3) Don't be a nice guy. Do not run around doing favours for a girl and get pissy when she doesn't reward you with sex. Be honest about what you want from the get go.

4) Take care of your body and personal hygiene. Dress well/or at least dress in clean clothes at all times.

5) Expand your social circle. Friends of friends of friends are good options. Do not fuck girls in your immediate everyday social circle. If things go wrong, you'll end up an outcast. Needless to say, don't fuck your friends' exes.

6) Do not worry about underperforming or premature ejaculation. The only way you'll get over it is by having sex. If you're hooking up with a 4, she's just happy you're there.

whats your political affiliation

Not OP 20y/o kissless virgin how do I not get exposed when I go to kiss a girl?

Why does it matter to you?

flirt and talk for a bit and force yourself unto them

Welcome to the club

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I usually go for average girls.

Social democrats.

>Cue Roger Daltrey

I don't get the reference. I see that he is an actor and a musician.

also reminder dont be afraid to fail

however learn something from your mistakes it will help you adn if you only want to fuck a girl you may want to try faking love ive done this before but if you dont know how dont try it can fuck things up for you and her maybe

faking love may blur the lines of the lies and truth happened to me but i got out of it

mind you im no pussy destroyer but i just hang out and talk to a lot girls

rent a hooker

How old are you

'I hope I die before I get old'

I posted this in another thread couple hours ago

Confidence bro. Confidence.

Make yourself as presentable as you can. Right down to your underwear, manscaping the whole thing. Treat life like you could score at any moment. You might be having a coffee with a friend, but always be on the look out and think at best I might be screwing a woman in an hour.
If youre nowhere near that stage yet no problem, you can take steps to work up to it. Next time you are at the mall or out drinking be perceptive and receptive to women around you. There will be chicks who check you out and try size you up. They see something in you they like; haircut, clothes whatever, they dont know you might be a loser or beta but they are at least initially interested. This is the moment they decide if you are worth the effort. If you look away or act flat or beta theyre out already, youve lost all chance. Back yourself, make eye contact with them and hold it, give em a small smile.
Start there, then after you gotten a few smiles back, make small talk, after that hold a conversation with one. Just build it up.
Each time you get a smile back or a 'hi I like your shoes' it really builds up your confidence. Sure you will get chicks who just aren't into you or shut you down straight away. Don't worry about it, forget them immediately and look out for the one who is feeling you. She probably only a few feet away. Focus on her instead
Also being nervous is good mate. It means you care. Just enjoy it. Nothing like a massive ego boost when you get that first smile of the day. Put yourself in her shoes, she's probably feeling frumpy, on her period, she spots some random guy and he gives her a genuine friendly smile. Thats likely gonna make her day

>Make yourself as presentable as you can. Right down to your underwear, manscaping the whole thing.

Check.

>Treat life like you could score at any moment. You might be having a coffee with a friend, but always be on the look out and think at best I might be screwing a woman in an hour.

>Implying I have friends.

>There will be chicks who check you out and try size you up.

Never noticed that.

>Start there, then after you gotten a few smiles back

That never happened.

>Each time you get a smile back or a 'hi I like your shoes' it really builds up your confidence.

It would. But see above.

> 34yo kissless virgin
> How old are you

Yeah, ok

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Are you a virgin?

Im not kissles or fingered herless or blowjobles, but keep your head up OP. Im sure im in a much worse position than you. Just smile at a girl, play shy, it'll catch you one eventually ..

>play shy

Play shy?

You're not missing much. Girls, love... all this shit is over rated.

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thank you anons

What is your favorite color?

Ultramarin.

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Have you considered dating fat chicks?

Maybe not fat but chubby.

What about and ugly skinny chick?

Also what is your finanncial situation

Definitely. I am ugly and skinny myself.

Not good. Work half days in a supermarket at the moment because I wasn't able to find a job in m,y field of study in the last years.

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