>be me, I’ve been dating/banging this cutie for a few weeks now. >Tonight I went to a party at her house, where I met her parents for the first time >she got really really drunk and passed out. >I put her to bed like a total gentlemen, and told her I’m going to head home, she asks me to text her when I get there. >I rejoin the party, I’ll have one more drink and cigarette before I go, hoping to maybe gain some brownie points with her friends before I saw my goodbyes. >One of her friends, who was very drunk, started accusing me of being too drunk to drive, and told me to give her my keys. >I play along, and hand her my keys, and proceed to have another drink. I think she’s just playing around to keep me there so her and the other girls can interview me further >she takes it too far
Oliver Anderson
>Over the course of the next 2 hours or so, I ask for my keys back more than a few times >her drunk mind either thinks it’s funny, or that I’m actually drunk and shouldnt be driving. She refuses to give me the keys. >I wasn’t drunk, I had a few drinks, but I’m 6’1, 220lbs, it takes more than a few to get me drunk >this girl won’t budge, everyone tells me to just sleep there. >I really want my fucking keys back, but since I like this girl, I don’t want to make a fuss. >I wait until everyone passes out for the night and take an Uber home, then text her saying pic related. >When i get home I realize I don’t have my keys and I have to climb into my roof and in through a second story window. FML
Honestly I feel really fucking weird about the whole thing. I feel like what I did was weird, but I also feel like it was weirder to stay in her bed without her permission (especially with how many girls are getting “raped” these days).
And I know it’s kind of faggy to say, but like if the shoe was on the other foot, and my guy friends did this to her (take her keys and keep telling her to go lay down with me) she could have a case for assault.
It just didn’t feel right, but what do my Sup Forumsros think?
Did I do the right thing?
Thomas Sullivan
I think so
Lincoln Myers
Thanks for taking the time to read and give an actual normalfag response. I can sleep tonight.
Anthony Lewis
yeah you did the right thing double standards are everywhere
Jacob Garcia
You did the right thing. Only thing left is to grab a ski mask and a baseball bat, stalk the entitled cunt who took your keys and bash her head in.
Nolan Morales
You did good kid, you did good
Sebastian Allen
you did NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ASSHOLES I FUCKED UR MOM NIGGER
Chase Collins
you're fucking autistic dude.
First you gave the chick your keys which is pants on fucking head retarded, then you begged and whined for 2 hours straight about give me the keys back rather than just pinning her down and taking them like she wanted you to.
Hudson Green
You sound autistic
1). Why would you give someone random your keys 2). Why would you leave without your keys 3). Why didn't you recognize the drunk giggling girl was trying to entice you into forcing her to give you the keys back. 4). Why didn't you just go upstairs and cuddle up with the girl you were trying to be a supreme gentleman with 5). why did you send the most autistic text ever to the girl.
Like legitimately her friends wanted you to stay and man the fuck up and stay and you fucked it.
Owen Nguyen
Never seen someone this autistic call someone else autistic.
Juan Jackson
Did good OP, No false accusations of rape now. Gj
Joshua Scott
Cringe threads are for r9k
Wyatt Brooks
>>One of her friends, who was very drunk, started accusing me of being too drunk to drive, and told me to give her my keys. i don't even have to read any further, i can see where the fuck this is going. if you didn't tell them to fuck themselves and leave right then, you brought it on yourself
Nathan Barnes
yeah the only thing giving her the keys was going to do was get you to manhandle her later.
Evan Kelly
I think this is the right thread to post this
>no gf 22 yo virgin >have a good friend of mine, he's got a gf for a few months now >never minded her, because never had any interest in her anyway >I'm pretty /k/, not too autistic, but I usally hide my powerlevel european by the way >one day friend and I talk about guns, he went shooting with me once before >he casually mentions, that his GF always wanted to go shooting >tell him that I would be glad to introduce her to firearms >fast forward, have a fun time with her on the range, she's really into it (I'm pretty impressed) >drive her home, her BF told her to ask me to go with her to some kind of contest >"how do we meetup?" >say, fuck it and get her number >ffw again, we had a great time there too, we were laughing our asses of >she started texting me after that, because she was bored and the convo with her BF was lame I'm pretty insecure, but quite gibly too as a sidenote >ffw again, I texted with her for 8 hours straight until morning >she's pretty kinky, joking around with her interest being in a gangbang with me and her BFF while her BF watches and such, shit is fun and we have a good time >tfw I think I start developing feeling for this girl
and now I'm sitting here telling this story Sup Forums if you have any questions, ask
Nolan Young
Is her bff a guy, if so shes just a cuckhold fantasy and will cuck you too
Brandon Richardson
it takes a lot of girls and a lot of heartbreak before you stop falling in love with every girl that pays attention to you.
I still fucking do it, and i KNOW i'm doing it.
Benjamin Gutierrez
OP if you know you were 100% good to drive, you should have just agreed with them when drunk cunt asked for keys and said you will call an uber. Jump on app and act like you are doing stuff. Say goodnight bc uber will arrive soon. Jump in car and drive home. They too drunk to remember shit and if they do, zero shits given.
Blake Carter
her BFF is a girl too
never had THAT kind of attention I'm used to have "normal boring" conversations with girls, nothing really all to interesting but it's completly different with her, it's more like a banter, including something like pic related
Daniel Bailey
Her bf is a fucking idiot
Benjamin Taylor
Yo have violent sex with her?
Austin Foster
she implies it
yes, he's getting more jello by the minute
Robert Parker
Bitch move op you should have just went up and slept with the girl. She probably thinks you’re retarded now. And the text is so cringe.
Jacob Powell
You're cool. The text was nice and normal at least. It's no thang if you don't make it one
Easton Evans
Life is a game full of social cutscenes and choices ya shit feels weird sometimes my dude don't sweat it. Ya know I bet if you tell the cutie about it lay back and never mention it again the girl will cringe for quite sometime on her own over it. (If cutie mentions it ever)
Noah Lewis
Ignore these fedora virgins mate, you totally did the right thing. These guys might think you should have stayed/fucked etc, but this is why they are virgins, women these days are totally over the top with anything that doesn't fit with their ideal experiences. If you'd stayed then you may well have been accused of being a rapist or at the least a weirdo who stayed the night uninvited, her friends may well have put an even creepier spin on things as you can't be sure what they really think of you (any gf's friends are super fucking bitches).
Luke Wilson
This. Well sort of. Putting a small barrier between you and your girlfriends friends is important I mean I can only assume you like the girl and the room you sat in you were thinking "oh my fucking god" everytime they said some retarded ass shit. I mean if it comes down to it all you wanted to do was uber home agree that sure you had some drinks impossible to truly argue and appear smarter. Play more on the fact you had to crawl into your own house like a damn monkey.
Charles Brown
I see no other logical option
Easton Watson
Bros before hoes, I'm sure the autism is making this all feel very flattering but the facts are:
1) she's about to cuck your buddy 2) you're about to cuck your buddy 3) she'll cuck you too soon enough
Put your dick away and act like a normally adjusted human being
Nathan Wright
that was more like a "whatever you want, just shut up" response
Jonathan King
Bros before hoes faggot.
Jose Price
>Put your dick away and act like a normally adjusted human being I think this is the most intellegent answer
Gabriel Ortiz
Asssault case wouldn't have happened cus you guys had been banging for a couple weeks.
even scarier to think about:
her friends were trying to hasten your status with chick into relationship territory.