Today is the Norwegian constitution day! The biggest celebration of the year in Norway...

Today is the Norwegian constitution day! The biggest celebration of the year in Norway. Wish us happy celebrations and say something nice about Norway in this thread. If you got something to drink then now you have an excuse to open that bottle!

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Cucks.

HEIL HITLER

How's weather in Oslo?

Happy anniversary.

>over 100k poles in Norway

conquest soon

Cloudy but mild. Where are you?

Fet commune. Wanted to go, but now feeling a bit lazy.

Ostfold, Sarpsborg. Stuck inside studying for algorithms and datastructures exam. Enjoy norway-day!

Russ er degenerert fåvæ

brev sotnos rus fåvæ

>Fet commune
>Fet
haha

thank you for my big tittied babyfaced redhead girlfriend

Best wishes from your friends in New Zealand :D

>snakker engelsk
Heng dere.

>on an English tea-artisan forum
>Not speaking English

Du er på Sup Forums din gjok.

>17 mai
>er på en engelsk forum
>snakker engelsk

dra tilbake til r/norge din jævla jode

Dumme froskespammere

Thank you Poland. I love you.

Thank you Hungary. I love you.

Thank you New Zealand. I love you.

Fuck off

>childrens parade
very adorable!

>russ girls
very degenerate!

greetings from your HDI brother

Smarte froskepostere

I'm currently visiting Oslo any suggestions on where I should go?

Have a nice day Norwegian folks :^)

Norway is a great ally with similar constitutional values, one of the few allies I would fight for.

Happy constitution day! Be sure to cherish and respect it every single day.

Ut av Oslo.

Takker.

Best ally.

Takker.

happy anniversary!!

Enjoy you constitution day !

I'll swing by Bergen one day and get a fresh

B A C A L H A U.

>no trucks mowing down kids
today was a good day

Thanks! Cheers HDI m8

kamelåsåsåsåså

17. may was very sad for me. I had no friends to spend my day with, so it was very lonely. I've watched some anime today.

Norway?

LMAO, MORE LIKE SNOREWAY

MOST BORING COUNTRY IN EUROPE!

rude..

it's ironic that they celebrate leaving the union with Denmark, considering they were forced into a union with Sweden instead shortly after that.

Happy anniversary, Norway! You are our best neighbour.

Congratulations.

*claps*

It's the constitution, not leaving Sweden. Having our own constitution probably helped secure the idea of Norway as something unique, and maybe it gave us more freedom under Sweden. But I don't know just speculating

Saw someone carrying a Norwegian sign as he walked in London today, was a bit confused about it, but I guess it makes sense now. Prick should fuck off back to Norway if he likes it so much.

Leaving Denmark I mean

My grandmother is from Finland - I love you guys, too!
I wish you'd speak Scandinavian, though.

we celebrate our own constitution, which the swedish king acknowledged

we actually have a statue of him, cause he started building the foundation of the royal palace

so basically, Sweden founded not only Finland, but also Norway

Most of us can at least somewhat understand you. There's pretty much no use for swedish anymore as everyone speaks english.

oh wow, the insecurity

>we celebrate our own constitution, which the swedish king acknowledged

what the fuck are you talking about you stupid fuck.

Get the fuck out of Norway you swedish asshole

>things swedish assholes will never understand

Can you fags at least post some Norwegian qts in traditional Norwegian dresses? Pic related my girlfriend. Just kidding.

Imo they're the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.

I meant Norwegian flag, no idea why I wrote sign desu.

but he did, norway did manage to deal some damage to the swedes when the war went on and he accepted peace on the terms that the countries would join into a union as two equal kingdoms (for fucks sake, it was called "sweden-norway", not just "sweden") with the swedish king stepping in as king in norway instead of the danish pretender and on the term that norway would keep its constitution/ have their own seperate government. so, norway did its own thing when it came to domestic affairs but sweden took care of foreign policies when they were needed

off course the swedish king had to acknowledge it or else total war would have broken out

>total war
but there was total war.

and Sweden won.

the swedish king even let us keep our flag, with the little untion symbol in the corner

breddy nice of him desu

also worth mentioning that the palace wasn't built by a native swede but one of the french generals that the swedes made their king

>one of the french generals that the swedes made their king
funny fact: he never bothered learning Swedish during his lifetime

not sure whick year we are talking about here now. Are we talking about 1814 when there was starving blockade of Norway done by the allies of the Napoleon war, when Norway wanted independence from Denmark but instead Norway was splitted apart and norwegian land was given to both Denmark and Sweden?

Or are we talking about 1905 when there was full scale war threat, and Swedens ally Germany guaranteed back up of Sweden if there became a war?

>breddy nice of him desu

It wasn't nice. The swedish harassment police squad which constantly harassed norwegian women because they were norwegian. Of course it had to end like it did in 1905, norwegians were fed up

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish–Norwegian_War_(1814)

t. norwegian kang

Yeah.. Why did you swedes have a special police unit which only purpose was to beat up, harass and be total assholes to norwegian women?

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wtf this isn't what Skam taught me about Norwegian girls!

happy birthday norwegia

What is the drinking age in Norway? Everyone in Skam is going to bars at the first year of high school so they are like 16?

Nice!

18 but a lot of underage teenagers drink here, like portrayed in Skam

But how do they all get into bars?
Here bars get shut down if they do that.

There were bar scenes in Skam?

What is Skam? Is it a television show with lots of qt Norwegian girls?

Yes
And yes

Teen drama TV show set in our capital that shows the daily life of teenagers in a high school. It's very popular.

What episode? Either way, I do not know.

>norgay
no such thing, rightfull swedish and danish clay

Best girl
Some in the first season.

>Constitution day
My condolences.

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Norway seems nice but also very expensive to visit

also this if it counts

happy birthday

Happy constitution day.
Thank you for giving us black metal and a real life meme like Varg.
I always wanted to die in a Norwegian forest and leave my bones there.

youtu.be/NQCjsohPmkk

De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas will forever be my favorite album.

youtube.com/watch?v=OkFNgikfTIQ

You just can't get this shit these days.

Agree. One of the best albums. I also like Gorgoroth

youtu.be/mxDiKSHqBIc

tfw we got a bigger army than them now
they are welcome to try and get it

Ibsen and one of the most underrated instances of WWII

wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_heavy_water_sabotage

I wish Happy constitution day for West Sweden, and thank you from the depths of my heart for the invention of cheese slicer, a massive contribution to mankind.

Do you own a cheese slicer, Hellasanon?

eastern iceland*

eastern faroese islands is also acceptable

are lots of norwegian babies being made today?

NO
FUCK OFF
SKAM IS A DISGRACE

Gutaa

Happy independence day boys. I'm glad you got away from Stockholm rule.

Ja sikkert

Happy birthday from Hawaii

Bump. Hungover...

norway is cool. take this varg