Ability to get dubs on Sup Forums, but only when banned

Ability to get dubs on Sup Forums, but only when banned.

know the truths of life, but nobody will listen

The mind is a garden. Thoughts are like seeds. You can plant flowers or you can plant weeds.

Able to do all sorts of cool stuff, nobody will ever see that you actually did it

What if it's a rock garden?

What if you plant a turnip but you hate turnips and it grows up to be a strawberry then kills your best friend?

Samefag

Sorry i meantNot

come on dude, most obvious samefag ever

that's just sad

Ability to move objects without touching them. Only works if within a few mm proximity of said object

I'd work handling hot stuff

ability to levitate underwater

I have a success mechanism within me that always gets whats programmed into it. I control this mechanism because I control the programming.

I develop code for a living and I think you might be autistic.

Being really happy with something you cannot ever get

The ability to cause startling coincidences at will.

ability to make profound threads that noone gives a shit about

You could move a car with ease then

Weaponized autism

The ability to manipulate matter but only one atom at a time

Make people go mute after talking to me for too long after like 5 seconds