Summer is here

Summer is here.

Are you ready, my German friends?

*puts khaki shorts on*

Ja

I'm ready for summer

they are ready since march. Fucking degenerate barbarians like going to the beach during winter

me on the right

You got a problem with that?

>wake up
>go outside
>see a kraut

day ruined

made me kek, I have one of these

Suck it you faggot

who hasn't?

Disgusting.
What is the point of the socks?
You need to buy some havaianas.

My grandad does this shit too...

What's wrong with wearing socks and sandals together? I don't get it.

seems we have some volga germans remaining here

do you ride your horse while wearing sandals, too

>German

Why German? I thought it's exclusively Russian thing.

>not wearing socks all the time
no wonder 1939 happened

WHY DO YOU WEAR SOCKS AND SANDALS?

superior first world summer footwear reporting in

come home, huwhite man.

EW

*blocks your path*

*breaks*

no, I need a new pair of comfy sandals

Literally only women wear those in burgerland
My mom has a pair

gay af

I don't get the ''wearing socks to sandals is bad'' meme showing feet is disgusting.

And murrican men wear running shoes

Nothing wrong with that.

at least get some decent walking shoes if you're not going to run
running shoes aren't suited for walking

>running shoes aren't suited for walking
pure autism I don't think you understand the power of ADIDAS I'm not sure what kind of running shoes you have in Mongolia that you can jog in them yet somehow walking is troublesome. If the shoes were called ''walking shoes'' you would never run in them as well?

I'm really curious about the logic of a chink brain on frostbite you're displaying. Would you try to make an omelette out of an eggplant because it has ''egg'' in it?

The thing is running shoes isn't compatible with most casual clothes. You'd look like an autist if you were wearing running shoes every day.

i sleep with the socks on m8

ughhhh

You're retarded and your mother is a krokodil addicted mongol whore. Dress shoes aren't compatible with tracksuits yet gopniks still do it.

>Be a gopnik is ok
Gotcha.

Well here we can afford more than one pair of shoes.

Yet you can't afford competent police force and stabbings are more prevalent than in most of eastern Europe.

Are all poles this autistic or can't handle any banter?

what did he mean by this?

Swear to God I saw a German tourist caricature in the grocery the other day, he had on obnoxious sunglasses, khaki short shorts, long white socks, a backpack, and sandals. Knew he was German because he had a funny accent

Women's shoes lmao

>implying only Germans do this
I live in a tourist part of Florida so I've seen my fair share of yuro tourists and you all fucking do this. It doesn't matter what country you're from, its like some kind of European holiday uniform your required to wear when traveling outside the EU.
Also you all wear Capri pants a lot kek.

>summer comes
>all the old boys are shirtless
>they have every inch of their skin tattooed

they look like lovely people but what on earth, every single one of them are inked

>wake up
>go outside
>see a kraut
>he buys crap from my mama
>see beloved mama cry every night because she spends the little money she has on your 27 year old neet ass
>f-fucking Germs ;_;

ftfy.

I wear this + white tennis socks + Adiletten

Its also great for travelling to Thailand and having sex with underage prostitutess

'no'

Nigga those are gay as fuck
Picrel without socks is the upper limit allowed if youre not a fag

poofter shoes
neck yourself Hans

>without socks
Western "German" spotted

sandals with socks are kawaii af

This, boat shoes are swag af, I have like 4 of them

>boat shoes are swag af
WTF I hate my boat shoes now

here in belgium they're everywhere
send help

>summer is here
>my foot fetish when

waitin on dem toes

>trying to hide my boner in public transports

dak!