B I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW
IM CURRENTLY ON THE TOILET SHITTING BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM
MY SHIT IS TOO HARD AND BIG TO PUSH OUT OF MY ASS
WHAT DO???
B I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW
IM CURRENTLY ON THE TOILET SHITTING BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM
MY SHIT IS TOO HARD AND BIG TO PUSH OUT OF MY ASS
WHAT DO???
this is your life now
PLEASE NO
DRINK LOTS OF WATER CHUG IT DOWN DUDE
dig shit out with your finger. you could also use a spoon.
happened to me once 3 months ago. i'm still in here. this is my life now
#metoo
IM FREAKING OUT THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF ME AND MY ASS
have you tried asking on Sup Forums?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER OF MAKING MATTER
LAXATIVE
lost. kek
LAXITIVE IS POINTLESS. IVE ALREADY GOT THE SHIT LOCKED AND LOADED. IT JUST WONT FIT THROUGH THE DOOR
go to the drug store and get one of these
make sure you read the instructions, its important that the water can follow gravity to where it needs to be
don't waste your time. this is your life now
ill be sure to buy one!! but i need HELP RIGHT NOW
if "right now" were such a big deal, you wouldn't be on here. if it's the disaster you claim, you have time to go to the store. or ask someone to do it for you.
right now? as in your life? now?
I CAN SHIT AND USE MY PHONE ITS NOT THAT HARD
WHAT IS HARD IS TBIS SHIT STICKIBG OUT OF MY ASS THAT WILL NOT BUDGE
pics
I concur, photographing the poo sticking out of your butt forever can be an enriching and forever part of your life now
this is your life now
im losin my fuckin shit dude
big keks right here
lol@your life now
I GOTCHU PHAM
if the feces is solid and actually protruding out of you? have you tried splashing water on it to get it wet? have you considered sticking a fork in it or something and try to push and *gently* tug? if the fork gets stuck in the poo then its part of your life now
do you have any more of these? he'll need lots of different positions to spice up his life now
YES PLEASE THANK YOU MORE
Sharpie in pooper
Empty a shampoo bottle up to your ass
GUYS I THINK THE SHIT IS RETREATING
GRAB IT NOW BEFORE IT SLIPS AWAY
ITS GOING BACK IN THE CAVE
I guess you scared it with your panicked reaction. This is your life now.
it time, you may find yourself losing your awareness of who is the poo and who is the you
user i cant fucking breathe rn rest in peace
You’re done for
go to the bathtub and squat, then push it out.
CURRENTLY WIPING MY ASS.
I LOST THE BATTLE BUTI WILL WIN THE WAR
THIS SHIT WONT ESCAPE ME NEXT TIME
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fill up a container big enough for you to lower your butt into with warm water, squat into that to help it relax your anus and moisten the poo. it wont work though. nothing will work. this is your life now
Reach in just past your enraged sphincter with your thumb and forefinger, and start breaking it up as best as you can and work at the mass. If it's hard enough where you can't break it off or at least pinch off chunks at a time, you're going to need somefucking laxatives and short of having actual laxatives on hand, you're going to pray that you've got some prune juice in your fridge. Short of that as well, google home-made laxative/digestive aid solutions and see what else you can throw together, I've heard of some anons having success with mixtures involving cooking oil however I would advise against that.
I've been in trouble with this after I spent like 3 or 4 hours shit-dildoing it, works the end into gigantic plug-like thing which can make it incredibly hard to pass. Anyways, best of luck OP, you gigantic faggot.
this
this is your life now
this
(is your life now)
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OK GUYS I LEFT THE BATHROOM LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO AND SO FAR THERES NO SIGN OF THE SHIT
I WILL RETURN WHEN THE SHIT MAKES ITS NEXT STRIKE
this is the most love you've ever gotten. without that shit, you're nothing
B IM BACK I POST ON B WHEN IM HAVNG A WEIRD POO I FUCKING SUCK DOOMDICK THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
this is your life now
#yourlifenow
M Y LIFE NOW
massage your colon
from the inside
with warm oil
ps- pics or IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
NO THANKS I'M GOOD
I LIKE MY NEW MY LIFE NOW