The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

"I don't know what's gotten into you, but you're being dumb as fuck."

"This is gonna get awkward"
Fitting

If that's want you really want fine, go fuck yourself.

>are you there?
>hello
>hello?
>baby are you there?
>hello?
>etc
i hope its a tall ass tombstone

Love you have fun at aork

Misspell and all

does it cost anything lol

I don’t feel good

"Got it. Picking up some curry paste too."

>"Let's meet up tonight"
Spooky

"Opening day, huh?"

Actually not a terrible headstone line

"what"

>"Nah"

Well... at least its easy to remember.

Fuck you and I hope you die.

"Because you are so perfect that I know no matter what my love for you will never go away" Sorry guys I'm a bit of a cringe

>We're about to finish our match and I'm going to bed. I've psychiatrist next morning.
>So goodnight, I love you

...

Goodnight

"you should get an email and in the web interface there should be a prompt somewhere"

xddd

"I was too busy gulping down jello shots." well thats fitting

>I'm always horny for you baez

"Have you finished watching stranger things yet?"

Kind of a legit tombstone.

are you doing thermo rn?

"Sounds good"
Pretty fitting for a tombstone lol

Who is the girl in the pic?

Oh Jesus. Shoot them in the face

"Duh fuq is with everyone getting a new phone?"

“Let’s meet up again”
Spooky

"I'm good"

"I'm coming. Don't think it'll take long. We go to *****'s house with my car".
K. Sound good

>Just saying hey ... seeing how you’re doing.
I randomly check in with my cousin every so often to let her know that although I’m now married, and we’re no longer lovers, I still think about her. Ha.

"I'll always love you."

Work on your aim.

"I hope you're feeling better. I love you. I'll see you tomorrow."

Goddamn.

Misunderstood, sensitive, caring, intelligent and troubled.

Yes somehow accurate.

"Toaster strudel" meh why not

“I hear music from somewhere it’s loud and annoying and extremely Mexican”

Not too bad

Dammit

'Streams up'
She likes Assassins creed and she wanted to see the new one.

>Hello

Blue emoji heart.

"ok"
kind of minimalist last message

>:)

I'm okay with this.

"Maybe he wants me to come."

Boy that can be taken the wrong way real quick.

"Hungry"

"last night was fun. let's do it again tomorrow"
i'm ok with this

“do you really want that?”

huh, could be worse

I think id be pleased with this on my gravestone

"k"

do not excite yourself

see ya around, probably not though

>oh.

"Holy shit thats awesome"
>Showed me a halloween make up she did

I don't talk to anybody, I'm lonely.

"do you want him to have some of that chicken and rice? or just regular dog food"

my dog is sick :((

My last text to someone who wasn't my fiancee or my mother was "He's a fan favourite"

"Meh, bit disappointed with season 2. They went with bigger, but it was not better, also 11 story feels too separate, hope it comes together. You?"

"So you're pro choice as long as it's not my choice. Good luck raising that baby by yourself, then. I'm out."

"huehue"

“Help me“

Pretty unique, I guess

"There you go, I unblocked you."

>text to my mother about a dessert recipe
I'll probably be remembered as a real sweetie! :3

"I agree"

"you missed the paraplegic terrorist assembly"

Im getting us a wallabie

She seemed like she expected it, to be honest

"i miss you so much right now..."

Check em

"When were you going to do it?"

"Saturday"
Hopefully people confuse it for some bullshit hipster philosophical thing

Sorry for almost killing ya'll

“Extend loan till the first of November. That’s when I get paid from delta.” Uh ok.....

Kek preferably in a speech bubble from Jesus on the cross

Send bobs pics deer
I was pretending to be an Indian on instagram to a girl I know, it was funny

czech

"Also time warner keeps calling"

Can a cover your ass in maple syrup and lick it off?

Kind of creepy if you were just wandering through the graveyard and saw this randomly

"Soft Core Flower Porn"
we were talking about the flowers she bought

...

>good, wbu?
in my language tho

Good night.

Nevermind.

"Bye Schön" well rip me

"I'd be slow, but it'd be because I'm really lazy..."
that WILL get taken out of context

"Sounds perf" with the ok hand sign emoji

...

"Just calling to say hi I love you. See you on Wednesday."

>"Why did you leave me, I really do love you..."

Will you bring me Chipotle?

"have a good day"
that's pretty nice

\o/
looks good for a gravestone

Scratch that, he's a jerk that bites.

You stupid cunt

Thanks mum.

"Tell that lil nigga his Uncle David said good going"

"Mom likes it big"

"Sluts like you aren't worth the heartache"

Pic related

I'm home

Just this. I'm not disappointed