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Nishikori eliminated by Fognini - the first semifinalist.
Socc - Nadal later

First for Nadal, but without conviction

Real new

Shit thread and was too early.

Who /#TeamAngie/ here?

OGRE

why tennis man autistic with threads

Fucking hell; try doing this in heem and you'd get bullied and banned

>heem

Literal homo

>women in charge of holding serve

venus looks hot for once.

Only because she's playing a Williams sister tonight

>inb4 tiebreak
>inb4 three sets

pls no

3.5 hours

Kerber looks worryingly skinny.

She fights till the end

RIP in peace Angelique

She looked so healthy some time ago. What happened?

pls, Angethique Kerbe, pls come back!

Lads. Just got home. USA USA USA has 5/8 of the players in the doubles tournament. And 1 Canada guy, so basically 6/8. How are we so good at doubles? Finals are guaranteed to be all american team vs. possibly a team with 2 americans

Doubles are a meme.

Shutup, our boy Jack is on one of the teams! You should be cheering for him!

Ever her legs aren't god tier like they was last year ;-;

It's because of advertising

>Layer Cake
>The title refers to the social strata, especially in the British criminal underworld

anybody have an ace?

just got home and im using the one that was posted yesterday, but theyre playing fog the god & nishi match

dunno if theyll throw the nadal sock match in a few

Is Venus white?

angie btfo

RAFA TIME

Time 4 j sizzle

Match Point Venus

*unzips cock*

Venus's hair is gross

Venus herself is gross.

hahaha thats racism bro, i love to racism

I agree. Reminds me of Medusa for some reason.

xD

So did Venus's dad eat that entire tub of popcorn?

Who the fuck is the bald homeless black guy eating the popcorn that looks like he doesn't belong?

me. pls nobully

Venus is a national treasure.

unforced errors
27 kerber
33 williams - and she won.
this is for just two sets, jesus christ.

Venus & Serena's dad..... He doesn't get along with their mom anymore, so they probably didn't let him in the player box.

theyre momis hot af

GOTTA HIT BIG TO WIN BIG
CMON

michael, you gonna fap to sharapova's first match back?

How do I get an Argentinian gf?

new to tennis, what is the difference between masters 1000, masters 500, and masters 250?

points

good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this
dennis time lads
winning a masters 1000 gives you 1000 rankings points, ATP 500 gives you 500, and ATP 250 gives you 250
only the 1000 points tournament is called masters btw

N MONEY

money

so masters 1000 gets 1000 points for winning it or what? Is masters 1000 better than masters 250? Is wimbledon a masters 1000 tournament?

grand slams give you 2000 points

>waking up early to see your favorite player bow down to the american demigod Jack Sock?

for shame?

>being a fairweather fan
'no'

The Big Jack Sock :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this

lmao

>went to bed early so I could wake up for this
wew lad

what's so funny Miguel

>went to bed early so I could wake up for this
haha

Doth Sock unironically haveth the best forehand on earth?

stop this

He doth

I think in Wimby the winner receives 2 million pounds

hi swiss lad. how is your night?

>good morning lads. went to bed early so I could wake up for this
Hello. Good strategy m8.

>Jack Sock has been practicing his backhand in doubles
>has been focusing all of his energy to enhance his backhand
Oh dear lord, how badly will our boy Jack beat Nadal?

thanks Stanislas. good day to you too

As of this moment, extremely well. Hope you enjoy the show.

>tfw round 32 makes your salary in one day
fuck my life

Nada looks so swarthy today.

Predict the scoreline
I'm guessing Jack Succ will win 6-0 6-1 6-0

(You)

>3 sets
how new are you?

Pfft good one user

Drinking some mint tea lads.

>all these booty-blasted Rafael Nadull fans

I really do also believe Sock can push him to 3 sets. But beating Nadal, that's another story.

How is it possible that they are interviewing Nadal while he's playing the match?

Xdddd

why the fuck is rafa allowed to challenge so late?
roids

Not our fault you're stupid.

>6-0 6-1 6-0

I know our american friends are memeing, but there is no way jack sock is taking even a set off of Nadal today.
I'm not even watching it because kerber took all my nerves.

>jacc succ

stop taking the b8 m8

that's a double fault xD

Oops, didnt realize that silly mistake. Still, my point stands.

Unlucky Sock

If Sock is to hit the inside out FH he better finish the point there.

Yeah Nadal, in 2 6-3 6-2
American tennis is dogshit

exhaled air out of my nose/10

Fine, I'll admit that your roided out chimp MAY be able to take it to a fourth set, but he'll still lose. Deal with it.

V A M O S

>t vietnam

we're literally the goat tennis nation

yeah I don't think that's too far-fetched. could happen

>the best that american tennis has to offer from this generation is putting up less fight than sam querrey

all of succ's forehands are just landing on the service line

>babolat racquets

Jesus, that BH from Sock was crap itself.

>jacc cocc

>the shanty town of Sock's BH

Why is Babolat such a meme lads? They're genuinely good rackets but I'm not sure why people think they're so much better than Prince or Wilson.