Wake up

>wake up
>see this

wat do?

i sleep naked.

Leave

make breakfast and drive them to school

sex

Rape has never been this cute.

1, 2 & 4 are probably the dolls I ordered, and 3 is the delivery woman. Tip her and start playing.

Join @sekritklub on Telegram

murder

lol at all of you virgins

how about say "hi"

Go to Jail

...

>Oh no, my worst fear has come to pass.
>"Everyone run, the pod people are here! Run for your lives!"

ask myself how I got beaten up by an elementary school gang. again.

Show them my morningwood.

Call the cops

Cover up my gross beer belly and kindly ask them to stop laughing at me

Yeah, daddy slept on the couch again.. sorry your friends had to see my morning boner but mom is a bitch... Ill take you girls to the mall after my morning dry martini...

i'd lovingly become their parent, and give them all good fulfilling lives.

Is this paradise?

But more seriously ask them what the fuck they do in my room and where are their parents

It depends.
Is this happening in France?

>cp inbound , fbi plz

Call the cops. They're trespassing.

oh shut up, you ~

>Be so warped by Sup Forums to think it is a pedo trap
>Make sure my clothes are on
>Raise hands in the air, yell "I'm not touching, I'm not touching! This is entrapment!"
>Jump out of closest window screaming
>Wife has to drive daughters to school, again

Fucking Sup Forums PTSD

F, K, K, M

Seriously? Freak out and shit the bed. Damn, waking up surrounded by little girls in suits would be the creepiest thing that ever happend to me. I mean horror movie creepy.

>unzips penis

The pod people are here...

I for one welcome our pod overlords.

*points* "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

they promised me 15 of you...

Praise ALLAH!

Wonder how I got let into school again

>Dad detected