Walk into you're father's room

>walk into you're father's room
>see this
wat do?

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*throbbing erection*
e-e-excuse me, do you need anything? would you like a glass of water?

Is she my biological mother?

B-back that ass up

my dick is too small to ever pleasure a woman like that.

are you asian?

>look desperately for a condom because I don't want aids
>violently insert penis in vagina and move it in an or repeteadly while grabbing chocolate boobs
>cum on back
>tell her to fuck off

I'd just get out my BPD and do her, than pretend that I thought it's a present for me.

applaud his taste but steal her for myself

Mine is 13cm (5in)
What about yours?

Rape.

>implying i have father

Kill him and organize a concert where i play djembe but the djembe is his cut off ass

fugg its a woman
then cut hER ass off i guess

4 inches and my girth is pathetic.

is 13cm considered small?

>page 1 for three hours
nice job

mine is 16cm and I consider it small

"Hi, mom"

puke all over her

It is

t.15 cm dicklet

daaaaaaad!
our housemaid has gone mad
may i kill her?

mine is a bit longer, 17cm. sometimes i think it is small but this is because i watch too much porn

Russia has got to be the saddest country in the world, maybe even more than Spain.

Same here. Feels bad.

Fat or asian?

King Leopold II approves it.

puke

white and skinny nothing I can do about it.

Fuck it

sopa

if I can find a condom I give her a quick fuck and leave before my post-ejaculation brain notices her oily skin smell.


Black girls always smell offputtingly oily because they rub tonnes of oil or butter into their skin because if they don't their skin goes "ashy" i.e. they get dandruff all over their body.

No really, black people have such shitty skin they have to rub butter all over themselves or else they get full body dandruff. and subsequently their skin always carries the slightly offputting smell of oil.

18 cm
get cucked

:c

"get the fuck out of my house and country"

Why do black women love white men now? Don't believe me?

Go to youtube and search all the videos about how black women admit they were wrong about white guys and how much they love us I don’t get it either but I would love to date a black woman.

More women are waking up and seeing how good it is to date outside of their race…

youtube.com/watch?v=bJbuQRJBqsI
youtube.com/watch?v=0e33SSZE6KM
youtube.com/watch?v=U5Ni1_OtWpg

I can literally find thousands maybe millions of examples of why black women love white guys.

Sorry, didn't mean it like that, señor.
You shouldn't be worried. When some girls asked me what my size was and I told them, their jaws dropped. 17 is only 1 cm lower, if you fug well it won't make a difference.
Don't get your penis measurements from the internet in any case.

i cannot stand gummy smiles and teeth gaps

i have 19-20 but im a manlet so it doesnt matter and wouldnt matter unless it was 30cm big or more

>implying women get off to penetration
AHAHAHAHA

>i have 19-20
good english manolo

I think it's pretty avarage.
t.fellow 16cm

lol this is the most retarded shit I've read on this site.

i once was waiting for the tram and there was a blacc grill around that really did smell like something like cocoa butter

16cm is above average but well within a standard deviation.

I have seen this in my father's room, only instead of a black woman it was a nigger (Ukrainian slav) and she is my "mail order bride" stepmom.

call her a nigger and leave

It's normal for black women to smell like various scented chemicals. It's all the weird hair products and body creams they use I assume.