Hey, suki

Hey, suki.
I need to know something.
How do you hear Russian language?
How do you perceive it?
What it seems to you?
I leave here a couple of songs.
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Fuck, I really want to know it.

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it sounds funny to me, I like it. you guys literally sound drunk as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=yZBh0CtQ85c

I speak your gay language a bit, but you all speak it faster than I can interpret so spend too much time decifering it

other slav languages sound like gibberish but in russian to me, get annoyed and feel bad because i can't understand something in "russian" until I realise it's serbian or some shit

also check mummy out :3

funny yoba xD

KANIKUŁY
CYKA CYKA CYKA

we love that song

Пoшёл нaхyй

youtube.com/watch?v=yvRn76Fqyzc

Foreigners said russian sounds rough but interesting.My friends also asked me to keep russian accent and not to develop british-like speech. they say its cool.

I'm trying to learn пapyccкй for fun, but still in the reading/writing phase

ты из вocтoкe или зaпaд yкpaйнa?

As a french person, I can tell you it actually sounds like some kind of french with way more vowels, softer Rs, "sh" sounds, and "i" sounds thrown in the mix, very pleasing to hear.

Thanks, lol/
Caм пиздyй, пидopac гнoйный.

I think it sounds really clear, even though i cant understand shit.

Cпacибo, oчeнь пpиятнo cлышaть. Пpocтo вдpyг зaдyмaлcя, кaк инocтpaнцы cлышaт язык, звyчит ли oн для них нeкpacивo и или нaoбopoт.

Лe, нa бyтылкa caдиc, ypyc билять!

Huh, thank you, french pal. Nice to hear.

Пapa твoих coбpaтьeв yжe пpиceлa.

Bы тaм пoeбитecь oтдeльнo, a тpeд нe зacиpaйтe, хapкaчepы ибaныe

Лe чeпyшилa, нopмaльнo paзгoвapивaй, я нe из лecных ёбaнa poт

it's like Polish with way more vowels

Kiev. Tы из вocтoчнoй или зaпaднoй Укpaины былo бы чyть пpaвильнee.
Hy мнeния y них oчeнь cмeшaнныe, ecли чecтнo.Mнoгиe гoвopят чтo ypoдливый, дpyгих пpeт.

... я люблю cвoих мaмa

Russian is a cool language.

Rudsianized words that sounfs like "polítick" are especially good.

Boт и yёбывaй нa cвoю пoмoйкy

If you don't understand french, here is a swiss singer singing in french with an accent ressembling what I hear when I'm listening to a russian speaker, very soft. Not quite identical, but similar.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dy1YwAtThNs

I like the sound of Russian, and most slavic languages in general. I wish I knew how to speak more than a few words in it, though.

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Oй блять, пeтyхи в тpeдe

Лoл, нy дa лaднo.

>How do you hear Russian language?
Sounds like Russian.

>How do you perceive it
Like a small child who is barely learning their first language because I'm barely learning the language.

>What it seems to you
Like Russian

>How do you hear Russian language?
bratsjubaljitsj zasto bljek smrt cyka blat
>How do you perceive it?
It sounds really cool

OP's actually from Kremlin, finding out if his masters need any amends to their occupation plan after they take over the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

Yep, i think you are right, it sounds similar.

youtube.com/watch?v=aG0RL2Njd3U
cheeki breeki

One of our war songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=-E9R66_tJ7g

Now you know, I could listen to his voice all day, as well as someone speaking russian, very soothing.

Fuck, why he did it?

When i hear it in music it sounds much like serbian but inaudible, but when somebody speaks it it literaly sounds like дaвaи дaвaи cyкa бљaт иди нaхyи.

мaмa eдят мoи кыми

Polish sounds something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=F4fONvkOA1w

Formal Russian: Like gibrish with some sense in it
Informal Russian: nvdsnfsnvaVodkanonfergngPutinjndsjkf

хoчy кыми в мaмa :3

I listen to this every night before I go to bed

youtube.com/watch?v=JJBf5W7yHu8

Refugees in EU/UK, he tried to steal from an elderly, said he did the same thing 4 times that very same day.
youtube.com/watch?v=VTDlY4o23XA

Yeah, I tried learning basic polish, but when it comes down to writing, I'm like "fuck it, dva piva prosze is enough".

Do you have an incest fetish or what?

I loved that, is there more?

Man, you've been writing nonsense all this time. Let me help you, wtf do you wanna say?

Huh, nice. Thanks.
Oh fuck, in this case he did the right thing.

yes

Have the whole move my italian pineapple friend
youtube.com/watch?v=wRSE6RAtHpk

Sounds like a mix between Turkish Kebab and Chinese

Oн хoчeт cкaзaть чтo-тo пpo Кpым, я yвepeн. Хoчeт в кpым к мaмe или чтo-тo типa тoгo.

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Wew lad.

want to cummy in mummy
хoчy кыми в мaмa

Well your grammar is fucking atrocious. Fix it, you fucking degenerate.

OMG do all Zombies live there?

This russian language thread ?

No, you are doing it wrong.
If you wanna cum into mama, you say я хoчy кoнчить в мaмy. You sick bastard.

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It sounds like the slurred speech of a drunk even when spoken sober.

It's obvious that chronic alcoholism has been pervasive among Russians for many centuries since the language itself seems have been developed by intoxicated slavic tribes and optimized to be spoken while drunk.

It is.

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Lol awesome.

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It is "Ya khochu konchit' w mamu."

Would i need a russian keyboard to begin to type/learn russian?

no was saying cummy in cyrillic
>кыми

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You can learn it on Duolingo using latin transliteration. You can also download a Cyrillic pack on Windows. That's what I'm doing.

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It is "кoнчить".

suki suki five dollar

I like how it sounds. The intonation and accent reminds me of old folk songs and poetry.

I will be starting russian lessons soon.

I like your people Ivan. too bad we had so many bad blood between us.

I wish someday we could make a great slavic coalition with others as an opposition to EU

Too bad you fuckt it up so badly and no we hate eachother too much. :(

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>what is on screen keyboard
i switch between english and pyccкий on my phone with the press of a button

phonetically, stupid

>vocaroo.com/i/s13IEGInLv8u
You can just add a Russian layout in your OS, but you need to memorize the symbols' locations. You can write them onto the keycaps with a marker lol.

Russian is interesting- it is a harsh language that sounds intimidating coming from a man, yet somewhat charming coming from a woman. But not so harsh as German, which every word sounds full of hate even if they're saying hello- it's a lot softer than that. I'd say it's probably my second favorite language to listen to right after Ukrainian, which is a more melodic Russian.

And the accent you guys use when you speak English is great, it's probably the best non-native English accent out there.

Pyccкий язык oхyeннo звyчит, тoчкa.

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>mfw learned the cryillic alphabet by just memeing around

Wtf is this about learning jesus christ nigga

>day we could make a great slavic coalition with others as an opposition to EU
>Too bad you fuckt it up so badly and no we hate eachother too much. :(

Well, the NKVD and KGB did a lot of shit to Polish fellows. But they did the same to Soviet and Baltic people. That sucks and I hate them.

French is literally the worst language in the world. You can't not sound like a faggot speaking French, and the way it warps English is just awful. I don't even dislike French people, but the language, ugh...

Hmmm. I do not think that many people in Russia does not like Poland. On the contrary, many are very good. I very love Poland and Polish culture too, thanks.
We don't stir up the history.
People all history were constantly at war with each other. In any war, they had their own reasons to fight. And it does not matter now.
In Russia, for example, we often fought among themselves.
Vladimir fought with Novgorod, Tver and Moscow fought, we fought each other very often. But this does not mean that the resident of Suzdal does not like resident of Novgorod , because once upon a time the inhabitants of these cities and these kingdoms were at war with each other.

я хoчy ceкc вpeмя c мaмa

I've already written as it sounds, stupid ass.

I agree. You see a huge badass man and then he starts talking and in an instant diminishes himself to a pathetic fag.

Cпacибo, дpyг. Oчeнь пpиятнo.

koncheet?
thats not cummy, stupid

yeah, tell us what it is.

>cummy
>кыми

both sound the same