Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host.
Its almost halloween what will you do for it?
The rules
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death
My channel link
cpUYEs
GIVE ME MY DAMN FORTUNE WOMAN
Fortune please
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>"You're getting in the way of my shit fetish and brazilian facebook fap threads"
kill yourself unironically and sincerely
Ok just calm down and relax
>your fortune says to put the rock down to avoid getting shot at
Ok
>your fortune say to learn to see pain in both a negative and positive way to make better judgments about hurting yourself on purpose
Why do I need to go to /bant/
>your fortune say to bring the book of randomness to understand completely on what goes on there
Osaka doesnt know when to bump
Fuck it if it dies then let it die
i want my fortune hopefully it involves my ex wife
Oh im so sorry for your loss *hugs* I bet you must be really angry right now
>your fortune says to expect seeing her again in a new convertible that her boyfriend bought but notice the tears in her eyes
Fortune please
>Why do I need to go to /bant/
Blow it out your ass
Ok
>your fortune say you will get stuck in a pot hole for six hours and fracture your ankle
Ok then that's all you had to say?
>Ok then that's all you had to say?
Yes
What's my fortune this time? It's been a while.
she was a whore that stabbed me in the leg when she found the hooker that i was fucking in a dennys parking lot at 3am because she wouldnt put out.
nothing of value was lost except my time and a few stitches
Hace me por favor! 1 fortune pls
We meet again young seer of fortunes, what can I expect in my future?
She's staying on Sup Forums fuckwit, deal with it
Last time I just said hello, this time I had a little more to say
Well enjoy the rest of your day then
It sure has been Alice its nice that the hurricane didn't kill you
>your fortune says to sleep on the right side of the bed today and touch the ceiling
Well karmas a bitch then and you did devere it tbh well at least your alive
Yes anonu Heheh
>your fortune says the vending machine where you usally go to will malfunction and take your dollar away
Hmm I have a bad memory sorry but welcome back
>your fortune says some problems can be solved by themselves without intervention from you
We surprisingly got very little from it, it headed out west away from us when it was coming our way, we only got a little rain thankfully.
Got snow today though.
That fortune is insane sounding... I love it.
Oh thank you ill make them that way for you next them then and that's actually very fortunate heheh wow it must be cold right now can you take a picture of outside please I really like snow
Well it's 9:42 here so it's pretty dark out, you wouldn't be able to see much.
It was beautiful when I woke up this morning though, the limbs on all the trees had froze through the night and all the snow stuck to them, no snow on the ground, just white trees as far as the eye could see.
what should I expect sir?
(me)
These are fun, keep it up
fortune pls osaka fren
That sounds really beautiful still I wouldn't mind a picture and wow cold
Hmm
>your fortune says to expect a dick to boss you around and tell you to shut up for Halloween
Will Sono ever be my gf? I love her so much
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Praying for the sweet get hit by a truck and die fortune.
What is my fortune today?
Please tell me about my future.
If I remember I'll take one tomorrow and show ya next time I run into ya. Here is one of my favorite pictures I've taken around my house in the mean time though, it's a bit old, my house is just out of frame down below it and the trees have grown up a bit since it was taken.
May I have a fortune?
Osaka has forsaken us. I’m off to bed friendo, figured it had been a while. Good night