I'm thinking of buying a silicone sex doll, I can afford it. Any thoughts on it?

I'm thinking of buying a silicone sex doll, I can afford it. Any thoughts on it?

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Any thoughts on it?
Yes, you're sad

You should display it prominently in your home whenever your family is around

Its the perfect woman no worry about false rape charge no alimony not taken thank god you can punch it win win

Check obscenity laws in your state, and country if you're importing. It can likely be held at customs and t he fbi raids your house
Look it up, its happened, yes for ADULT versions not the pedo shit

Go for it.
Beware tho, it won't make you feel less lonely, those feelings will forever stay, user

Sad? No I work hard, make fat stacks of cash, don't have a life cause of work, couldn't have a gf even if i had the skill to get one, i barely sleep or have time to spend money, so why not bang a humanoid figure?

>thinking of buying something you cant afford

wait until you have the money dumbass

also dont have sex with dolls

learn to read, faggot

>reading comprehension

Do it

I've heard of those cases in European countries, I'm American and the company I'm looking at is American, or at least it I'm assuming it's American anyway.

If I can get by without female companionship, surely you can. It's really not that hard.

Everyone bitches about how hard it is to clean a fleshlight, how hard are these to clean?

Lol k that made me laugh. You've given me a good idea to make it look more innocent

Nice dubs
Which company?

They are pretty easy to make innocent since you can always dress them up

and the ugly people losers try to torture people ugly way and it is funny everybody is being forced to be tortured by the ugly people losers like my short ugly oser father that is disgusting and gay to everybody and even his family and doesnt care and try to hurt people ugly way if people try to leave and but i have no choice and iam pretty much stuch cause ugly people losers and the ugly short father that loser and gross try to trap me ugly way and nobody can say anything cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and try to be better then everybody ugly way and so spend your money cause this time is worth it and talk to the ugly people losers cause they wont try to trap you ugly way and or wont you hurt you ugly way and try to be better then you ugly way and wont feel bad hurt people ugly way like the ugly short bitch and ugly people losers and ugly people losers that outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and smell worse then dog shit and wont feel bad hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way and so talk to the ugly people losers that outnumber

everybody and try to be better then people ugly way and got the all the resources and try to find gross and pathatic ways to be better then people ugly way everyday that will be better then you ugly way in surpised cause the ugly people losers try to be better then people ugly way and try to find ways to be better then people ugly way everyday and the ugly people losers that hurt me ugly way so can be better then me ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and is short like ugly short bitch and ugly people losers outnumber everybody try to be better then ugly popular people and everybody ugly way and so spend your money and act lame with the ugly people losers and ugly popular people that make one room smell like shit having gay short dog shit smelling sex orgy forcing only people to have sex with disgusting ugly people losers the ugly way and no your no having sex with poop if you have sex if ugly people losers the ugly way and no you wont get all the money if you please the ugly people losers the ugly way like my short ugly loser father and so you should spend your money

Hot sexy dolls. Task bar also says American sex dolls

the fuck ?

I couldn't take this seriously I'm not even sure I understand this

Our Mission:
Mission to provide the best and most entertaining high-quality TPE love dolls all over the USA and Worldwide.

So it does seem like they are based in the USA

I doubt it's that much better than masturbating to justify the cost

I certainly can, I don't give a damn if I die a virgin but hell I work hard all day and i lose sleep, I still gotta nut at night, can't be banging but I could fuck a humanoid figure

buy a 5$ jlist onahole then report back. It is better.

Go for it i know i would if i had the money and privacy

These are interesting pics, are they yours or did you find these elsewhere?

There are threads on Sup Forums every so often where I can get doll pics for sources. I made the Check 'Em and Consider the following out of pictures that were posted in the thread but the other one isn't mine. I don't own any dolls as I currently live with four people but I would like to.

>Literally fake tits look better than implants in real girls

Wew lad.

Also, OP, I want you to buy a doll. I want you to have passionate sex with it and while you're doing it, I want you to stare into her lifeless, pale, dead eyes and motionlessness face. Her lack of moans or squeals will echo throughout your mind, a deafening silence. I want you to think about me while all this is happening and I want you to come back here after you cum inside it and tell me just how sad it makes you feel.

You could say the same about jerking off

It is an item to enhance pleasure, not to assume the complete role of a female newfag

Not really. My hand doesn't have a face. I've been jerked off by a girl and it feels the same, if not worse than me doing it myself. I've also used a pussy sleeve that a lesbian friend bought me for my birthday and it was just another day to me.

Sitting in a chair and jerking off is a lot different than getting in bed and thrusting into something I can never love.

Why would you want to assume the complete role of a female newfag? Also, is there some sex doll club you're a member of that I just discovered? Suck my balls.

Something tells me you aren't 18+

Did your mommy let you watch south park?

Eh as long as I can get a good nut in and pass out it'll be good, probably get some practice and form ready maybe. I'm not in it for passion or intamacy. I know I won't find it lol. Besides fuck that anyways I love the pussy not the girl that it's attached to lol

Isnn't it amazing how guys who have no shame about fapping to porn or using fleshlights suddenly become judgemental arseholes when someone mentions a sex doll, a much more realistic and stimulating masturbation aid.

Go for it OP, I wish I could afford one.

I bet I'm older than you are. So either I'm an old man or you're younger than 18. Take your pick. And no, she hates South Park. I always loved it though. The latest season kinda sucks, but I'm glad they're doing individual stories in each episode, like they used to.

Then buy a pocket pussy or a Fleshlight or something. If all you're using is the pussy, what the fuck do you need arms, legs, torso and a face for?

Realistic if you're fucking a dead person with rigor mortis.

try a blow up doll first.

Have you picked out which one youre gonna get yet? Post pics

Form and practice, I can get any sex position I desire enjoy to fullest and learn rhythm and momentum in thrusting. Pocket pussy is just an enhanced hand and messier. I could use it even if it didn't have a face

Trips of truth

I don't even know why OP started this thread, it's totally his choice how he gets his rocks off , a good looking sex doll sounds a lot more pleasurable to me than jerking off or pumping a fleshlight.

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I have this one in mind, a little under 4ft tall, nearly $600 when shipping and handling is taken care of, interesting enough I think it's the same as op pic but not sure

Zero issues in US if it looks adult.

>Pocket pussy is just an enhanced hand and messier.

Exactly. That's the point. Also, I don't see how it's messier than cumming inside the cavity of a doll and having to suck it out or leave it in there to mold and ferment.

>I could use it even if it didn't have a face

Now that would be a hell of a thing. Yes, get a doll with no fucking face. That wouldn't be weird at all.

>Mom, Dad, this is Catherine.

Do what you want man, I'm not your dad or your God of choice. I don't really give 30 fucks about what you do with your money or your dick. I just find it depressing.

Remember to draw your little doll a bath and warm up her fuck holes so she doesn't feel too dead! Or you could always dress her up like Elsa and pretend she has an ice cold pussy! Don't get cum in her wig!

Get fucking lost you shit Pedophiles. Everyone's become a fruit cake lately and now it's become acceptable to sexualize a kid.

US distributor, if the dolls are TPE they are Chinese.

Most of us here are talking about adult sex dolls, don't put us all in with that other guy.

Fair point. Do it user but make sure you tell us how it goes later

Looks hot

I bought an 8 pound synthetic ass and pussy and that thing kinda sucks to clean, you would have to wash your sexdoll out after fucking it.

Yeah, that's pretty sad.

Remember to realign her pussy. Looks like they put it on wrong and shaped it wrong...and colored it wrong, because she's obviously supposed to be Asian.

Ah well, you know, the pussy isn't that important anyway. You're probably just going to cuddle her on lonely nights anyway. Hands off the goods! Can't do that in a Christian manga!

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No I'm certain it's just as messy as a pocket pussy, just has more benifets becuase a pocket pussy is simply the pussy, a doll has pussy and body with limbs, ass and mouth included, just as much trouble to clean it out as a pocket pussy but I'm not retarded, i know how to soak clean and sanitize surfaces, no hassle for me. Face isn't necessary for me, it's the figure and curves I'm interested in, plus the silicone surface gives more realistic texture as opposed to the common $30 plastic blow up doll.

>20 POUNDS

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>See, when you clean a pocket pussy, you have to run tap water into it and you're done.

>But when you clean a doll, you have to sit her in a warm bath and stir the cum out of her holes.

>That's why it's easier, if not just as hard.

>I'm not retarded

I'm not so sure.

Lets see you fuck it user

im a blow up doll expert and they are much better than pocket pussys

>BETTY FAT GIRL BOUNCER

only weighs 8 lbs - pinkcherry.ca/virtual-sex-ultra-cyberskin-pussy-ass?___SID=U

You may be right, i can put in a little work. I do believe parts are interchangeable If i can cough up cash for replacements or adjustments. And cuddling her? May be doable if it were a plush sex toy and those do exist lol.

Sex doll all the way

I don't know, I thought the same thing until I finally tried a fleshlight. It definitely has a better feeling, but requires more maintenance. I suppose it also depends on your fetishes. For me it was fucking crazy to cum *inside* something again. If they made a doll that felt like a flesh light all over, I would be interested. toobad I'm a poorfag

Hail! Caesar!

Nice trips, if it works out I'll use it and will post a thread on it. Maybe next week

What, you don't remember that meme?

>20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

Guess it's just me.

Put in a little work in yourself and get a girlfriend, faggot.

Jesus, imagine if a girl could see this thread right now. No wonder you idiots are buying dolls.

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fuck this guy.
if sticking your dick in a bunch of silicone makes you happy for even a minute id buy it in your working situation

yeah I never heard of that meme

They have Goblin chan sex toys already?

I can definitely see why. The lifestyle doesn't bother me one bit. Just bores me. Working hard is what I do best and I can keep it up forever. I'm not sad just bored and looking for ways to break the norm I guess

Or you could cuddle till she gets warm b4 fucking

I would have thought someone who fucks dolls would be familiar. Oh well. They say great minds think alike, guess that's why you don't.

Listen it's not fucking a slab of rubber, it the fucking clean up when you bust a nut, you really feel like dealing with that?

looks like fun

Kek

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just got a fleshlight some weeks ago. cleaning sucks but has to be done.


also by far not as good as ecpected.


assume the same with your doll

I remember that shit man, dont worry

>cleaning your own sex doll
Silly user, that's what the help is for.

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Lol you must love to be right, no worries I have nothing better to do. Lube the desired hole, may or may not use condom, finish up, use dry cloth to remove excess fluid, apply small amount of soap and soak with wet cloth, dry with paper or cloth towel and use baby wipes for sanitation, a bit of work but doable if your not lazy to take care of it.

A fleshlight feels better than your hand but not as good as real pussy, good for edging sessions.

>dumbass

Kek

Lol that's pretty funny

Your missing the point of me buying it, I don't have the time for a girlfriend even if I did have the skill for it, I can't spend time with a girl, I hardly have time to spend for myself. I'd rather have money than pussy lol

TPE falls apart if you don't oil it. Buy a DS-DollSweet doll instead of the heavy TPE crappers.

I HATE being right, because the things I'm right about usually make me lose faith in humanity. I'm a pessimist though.

>a bit of work but doable if your not lazy

I can't think of anything more lazy than fucking a doll because girls are too much work to you.

MAKE TIME FAGGOT. YOUR GRANDPARENTS WORKED HARDER THAN YOU AND PROBABLY FUCKED MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL.

>I'd rather have money than pussy

You fucking loser.

But do the have pussy muscles or something?
If they can't simulate the feel of a muscle squeezing your dick then save your cash and just fuck a bowl of oatmeal or something.

Yeah I say go for it.

Life is too short to not have nice things if you can afford them.

Where are you looking to buy your's from? Robot or just silicon?

Nah man, think about it. He forsook pussy, so he can get money, so he can buy pussy. Pussy that isn't real. It makes perfect sense!

Most people consider jet skis and ski resort trips as nice things. Sup Forums buys sex dolls.

I work 2 full time jobs, on my feet minumum 18hrs a day, 2-6hrs a sleep a night, can't spend money so it builds up. It's great I love it and I wouldn't end the cycle to get pussy, even if I no shit fell in love I can guarantee making money is way more worth it, so fuck love that shit ain't worth it. I don't need time for love

Robots might be nice but that is retarded expensive lol, can't afford that I'm buying this

How would you be able to tell if it's tpe based on the picture?