"Come on lads! user doesn't have a team yet. Who will pick user?"

>"Come on lads! user doesn't have a team yet. Who will pick user?"

Never had this problem. Rarely a first pick but usually second tier regardless of what we were playing.

i always got picked first

dumb frogposter

You're the same German from the last thread aren't you

t.fatso that everyone went for in dodgeball

>Elite at bullrush
>Elite at cricket

Lunchtimes felt good lads.

What's the capital of Thailand user?

>tfw mediocre at cricket and football
Don't know that feel OP.

who /elite/ at dodgeball here

Creamofsumyungai?

I have been and always will be an exceptional athlete. First pick in basketball, football and soccer. Second pick in any other game or sport.

Dumb frogposter

Thailand City?

>projecting

it's ok autismo

IT'S FUCKING BANGKOK
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY BANGKOK AND THEN I PUCH YOU IN THE NADS FOR FUCKS SAKE

I was a lanklet with no skills but got picked fairly quickly because everyone else were manlets.
>Basquetball
>Volleyball
>Goalkeeper
It was, ok

>was fit and tall during high school
>still always one of the last to be picked because I wasn't friends with anyone

I was bad to mediocre at just about every sport and usually picked in the middle of the pack every time.

The joke is:

"Confucious say, man walk through doorway sideways with erection, going to bangkok."

Jesus christ sort your life out.

>denial

Sure thing loserhead

>tfw pretended to be bad at sports so that no one could know my true power level

>No boys picked me for boy sports
>So I played badminton with the girls
>They all liked me and congratulated me for not being like 'all the other boys'

>tfw in extension class in secondary school so my classmates were all asian, autistic or female
>except for me and a few lads

>extension class
What is that?

Not OP, but a class that accelerates your learnding.

for intelligent people like myself

Thank you for the quick rundown.

>tfw always a second-round pick after all the best players had been chosen
At least I wasn't last

They thought you were a fag btw

>fearing competition

No best feeling than beating the Chads who put themselves all together in the same team nearly all alone

Was never the best at anything (except kickball) but I was fast so I never got picked last

Dickgirlopolis?

All of the kids in my class used to say this joke without understanding the punchline. The first time they did it to me I said "Oh that's funny, because the capital is Bangkok" and they were surprised that the capital actually was Bangkok. They thought it was just a funny Asian sounding word. It was one of those rare moments of such profound stupidity that I could only feel awestruck by it.

how can they be girls if they have dicks??

They have boobies

>not being near last pick the first time, then ahowing every one you're actually good and then becoming 2nd to 4th pick every time

Is this /bundes/?