Cristiano Ronaldo : Michael Jackson :: Lionel Messi : David Bowie

Cristiano Ronaldo : Michael Jackson :: Lionel Messi : David Bowie

what's the bigger compliment?

:: Jamie Vardy : John Lennon+Paul McCartney

Ronaldo Elton John
Messi John Lennon
Neymar Drake
Suárez Pavarotti
Bale Ozzy
Hazard 1 Direction
Ibrahimovic Bijelo Dugme
David Luiz Europe
Gotze Bieber

ronaldo = aretha franklin
messi = kanye west

obviously david bowie, since he wasn't a bleached pedophile whos nose fell off.

Michael Jackson is dead though

Real Madrid: The Rolling Stones
Barcelona: The Beatles
Bayern Munich: The Who
Man Utd: Led Zeppelin
Juventus: Pink Floyd
Chelsea: Cream
Arsenal: The Kinks
Tottenham: The Doors
Liverpool: The Beach Boys

Real Madrid is Elvis in that scenario

Arsenal: Village People

no, Real Madrid are the best club of all time, so get the best band of all time

Man City: Tupac

But Barcelona is the Beatles

Anyway, Porto is The Cure

>barcelona
>the best club ever
>only 4 champions leagues

>the beatles
>the best band ever

kek. either suggestion is laughable

Dad?
I thought Mom told you to stop wasting time on Sup Forums

>you

get you and your nando's haircut to fuck

Fuck off, Dad
Just because you went bald at 21

>I've never listened to Tomorrow Never Knows or Happiness Is A Warm Gun

>you

barcelona are barely Beach Boys tier desu

>you

>you

>you

...

beatles are the best band ever tho

Ronaldo = having a good time with friends and flirting with girls
Messi = collecting common stamps

>Ronaldo
>Flirting with girls

Pick one

>Bowie wasn't a pedophile

He was openly bisexual. Wouldn't surprise me if he fucked his share of kids with Jimmy Saville