Cristiano Ronaldo : Michael Jackson :: Lionel Messi : David Bowie
Cristiano Ronaldo : Michael Jackson :: Lionel Messi : David Bowie
what's the bigger compliment?
:: Jamie Vardy : John Lennon+Paul McCartney
Ronaldo Elton John
Messi John Lennon
Neymar Drake
Suárez Pavarotti
Bale Ozzy
Hazard 1 Direction
Ibrahimovic Bijelo Dugme
David Luiz Europe
Gotze Bieber
ronaldo = aretha franklin
messi = kanye west
obviously david bowie, since he wasn't a bleached pedophile whos nose fell off.
Michael Jackson is dead though
Real Madrid: The Rolling Stones
Barcelona: The Beatles
Bayern Munich: The Who
Man Utd: Led Zeppelin
Juventus: Pink Floyd
Chelsea: Cream
Arsenal: The Kinks
Tottenham: The Doors
Liverpool: The Beach Boys
Real Madrid is Elvis in that scenario
Arsenal: Village People
no, Real Madrid are the best club of all time, so get the best band of all time
Man City: Tupac
But Barcelona is the Beatles
Anyway, Porto is The Cure
>barcelona
>the best club ever
>only 4 champions leagues
>the beatles
>the best band ever
kek. either suggestion is laughable
Dad?
I thought Mom told you to stop wasting time on Sup Forums
>you
get you and your nando's haircut to fuck
Fuck off, Dad
Just because you went bald at 21
>I've never listened to Tomorrow Never Knows or Happiness Is A Warm Gun
>you
barcelona are barely Beach Boys tier desu
>you
>you
>you
...
beatles are the best band ever tho
Ronaldo = having a good time with friends and flirting with girls
Messi = collecting common stamps
>Ronaldo
>Flirting with girls
Pick one
>Bowie wasn't a pedophile
He was openly bisexual. Wouldn't surprise me if he fucked his share of kids with Jimmy Saville