/nocheinmalschlafendannwirdswasgeben/ edition
31.03 - 02.04.2017
26. BuLi matchday
Hertha BSC : 1899 Hoffenheim
Bayern München : FC Augsburg
FC Schalke 04 : Borussia Dortmund
Hamburger SV : 1. FC Köln
SC Freiburg : Werder Bremen
RB Leipzig : SV Darmstadt 98
Eintracht Frankfurt : Borussia Mönchengladbach
FC Ingolstadt 04 : 1. FSV Mainz 05
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : VfL Wolfsburg
Manuel Neuer had minor surgery on his left foot and will miss the next two games against Augsburg and Hoffenheim.
who's their current back up?
Sven Ulreich
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good reflexes, but other than that he's average at best.
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>"""deutsch"""
no need for meme arrows unless you don't consider munich to be german
who /hamburger/ here
you, burger
Dahoud's going to Dortmund at the end of the season
got any source?
Both sides have confirmed it.
mobile.twitter.com
Noice. Not even a BVB fan, but I'm excited to see him play at Dortmund. Perfect Gündogan replacement imo.
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hehe
hello i am here now
ayoo
Rode to Gladbach when?
>tfw six additional tickets to RBL-Bayern
thank you based Red Bull
>dumbers
Nice. I'm hoping for some corporate tickets for Brondby soon, but I guess the playoff thing meant the games were decided much later than usual.
>jan i tor
>Bastian Schweinsteiger was flummoxed when asked at a press conference if his signing for the Chicago Fire could help the MLS club win a World Cup – a competition exclusively for international teams
theguardian.com
>– a competition exclusively for international teams
Thanks for the explanation.
>Eurosnobs don't know about the Club World Cup
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the guardian is pretty much an american news site these days
I could easily see Dortmund winning the Bundesliga next season and honestly also the Champions League within maybe three.
Lell
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lol
>Gnabry out for two games
Ugh
what's the story with transcendental meditation yogi and the BVB?
>Dortmund buying the best players of their immediate rivals again
ugh
>Seit dem letzten Sommer arbeitet der BVB mit dem von Thomas Tuchel empfohlenen Meditations-Guru Dr. Ulrich Bauhofer zusammen, welche anhand von Meditation versucht den Spielern beizubringen, gegen Stress, Schlafprobleme und Bluthochdruck zu arbeiten.
>Wie die BILD berichtet waren die Meditationsübungen nicht im Sinne aller BVB-Profis und einige sollen sich sogar bei der Geschäftsführung über die Praktiken des Gurus beschwert haben.
>Hans-Joachim Watzke dazu: „Herr Bauhofer hat in der Vorrunde Meditationsübungen durchgeführt. Dieses wurde in der Winterpause beendet.“
not so fast!
this
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>>Wie die BILD berichtet waren die Meditationsübungen nicht im Sinne aller BVB-Profis und einige sollen sich sogar bei der Geschäftsführung über die Praktiken des Gurus beschwert haben.
did he touched their no-no areas?
>Toprak, Dahoud
yes
>Schürrle
maybe
>Bürki, Weigl
definitely no
Gebt mir doch mal ein paar Wett Tipps, werte Nachbarn
'ok'
>1860 direkter Konkurrent von Dortmund
>paying 12 million for a has-been like Toprak
>Gladbach kein direkter Konkurrent von Dortmund
>Dortmund direkter Konkurrent von Bayern
>Bayern
>Konkurrent
the name of the thread is /bundes/, not /CL/
Hertha Berlin plan to construct a 55,000-seater football stadium next to the Olympic Stadium by 2025.
looks like they're missing a complete stand
Schürrle, Reus, Götze, Sahin, Kagawa, Mor, Dembélé, Pulisic, Durm, Dahoud, Rode, Ginter, Castro, Bender.
So not only are they hypocritically stealing players from their competitors, they are also hoarding way more players than they need, just like Chelsea.
>have the GOAT stadium from an architecture standpoint
>let's build a playmobil stadium
ugh
It will be bad for the birds in the area
hmmm....
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrdd mooooooooooooooornin
i dig that joke
Grreereeeeereeerreeeedred moioorooooooooooonon
That's nazi
Oh, hun! I can smell your sweet, sweet tears.
twittermark was faster
Is this /Austria bundes/?
Serious question: Is there anything more pathetic than a Buyern customer?
>player transfer from Gladbach to Dortmund
>mad Bauerns are in full defence mode and activate their IDF
hahahha, stay mad Bauern keks.
fuck tweetmark >:(
no apparently this is Buyernbabbie's safe space where they can find shelter from cruel reality.
never did any betting but I'm sure that Bayern is going to win their game
let's just say yes.
nice image
I'm just glad they aren't like Arsenal.
Are any Austrian teams better than Darmstadt and any other first bundesliga teams?
RB Salzburg is probably better than Darmstadt but other than that, not really.
thank you, i edited it a little.
here's the original
RattenBall Salzburg probably.
hehe
Hehe, I like that
Why do so many Czechs have German names? I thought they killed and expelled them all after WW2 (because apparently committing genocide in order to create homogeneous countries is only good when it goes against Germans but gets talked about for decades when it's committed by Germany).
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Höcke pls go
pls kys
because "czech" is an artificial nationality. They are mostly Germanic mixed with a bit Slavic.
its all dresden now
Transfers are a drug
elaborate
This fucking thread
>Buyern
Once a transfer breaks, all you want is more, more more.
This fucking thread
>Boughtmund
>madmark
Ribéry's son visiting Bayern's training
does he know that his daddy fucks underage prostitutes?
what a fatty 0/10 wouldn't parent
why is the son of a sportsman so fat
Because his mom doesn't work so he's probably at home with her all day where she keeps feeding him stuff so he'll leave her alone while she drinks.
his wife looks like she could be his mother desu
did he take his son to the whorehouse already?
From 16 points away? You have a good sense of smell.
for mentally handicapped Buyern fags even basic skills look like high art
his entire look is how I imagine rural Quebecois people to be like
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good ol' timmy
>Buyern
5x5 GET!