You are now the protagonist of the last game you played. How fucked are you?

You are now the protagonist of the last game you played. How fucked are you?

>mirrors edge 2
id fuck me

I'm fucking Venom Snake.

You're all fucked.

Im pretty good. Pokemon Roblox Brick Bronze.

Cuphead

Dark Souls 2
Oh boy

Dragonborn babyy

Nova from Warframe.

Eh, I'm okay.

wolfenstein 2

Hmm darksiders i guess im gonna get raped by some demons

>protagonist in insurgency
What

Artyom, Metro 2033

It just means you're a nobody like your current life

At least i get to shoot people and allahu akbar shit for my job

...

Eyy I get to be Link. Zelda pussy inc.

masterchef
im going to die

Cyka Blyat

Umm Smash Bros

Leisure Suit Larry.
>I'm ok with this

Earthbound... Don't judge my snes addiction

New kid level 12. I should be ok since I have all the superheroes unlocked

pretty fine actually
played starbound last
looks like im just gonna be hopping around on planets looking at the local people and wildlife

Lost to the zone

I'm ok with this

My character in oblivion. Since I cheat I should be pretty fine, otherwise I'll just chill out in the imperial city as a beggar

The Long Dark, Stalker difficulty. Fired all my bullets at a bear and a pack of wolves stalking me at mystery lake. Currently hiding in a lakeside cabin, with supplies for 2 or 3 days. Lake is full of roaming wolves. I may be fucked.

I'm now the hero from Fable II. I own all the homes and shops and make a massive amount of gold from all the rent. Lowering the rent on the parcels in the gypsy camp resulted in literally every female gypsy in the place wanting to fuck me. I have the best weapons available, powerful augments, and enough magic to kick serious ass.
I'm good.

Pokemon Red so I'm aight

Mass effect lvl 59 9999999$ spaceships n shit

Fuck off kike

Cuphead, guess I made a deal with the devil

I played Runescape. lol wtf am I?

>vanilla wow
Am I living as my character or some other important lore hero?

>KH2.5 lvl99 critical mode
welp am about to get fucked by that cunt with the cards at the data rematch

Im jason killing counselors...cool.

I got my squad with me. Not worried at all!

>Crossout
I have a kickass Black & White Police Cruiser on hover jets with four machine guns. I either dangerously accelerate into an enemy and die right away upon impact, or I go 15 games without dying before a drone-spammer joins the server and I get aimbotted to death.

I'm either possesing people by throwing my hat or a warlock guardian of earth. Bit fuzzy on last night's details. I'm ok with both.

I'm Geralt of Rivia

..Fuck

Order up! Aw shit, eyes up; that Phantom is back. I hope he leaves a tip this time.

Geralt of Rivia win rar

reinhardt

Me too!
Managed to get some of the best gear by now too so it's plain sailing.
Same can't be said for the avians I was bringing back on the last mission -_-

Just picked up the first evil within to see if I want the sequel. Guess I'm pretty fuckin fucked

Same here. Slaying monsters and fucking bitches for centuries.

Limbo, what the fuck!

Maaaan.
Do they still make these commandos games? I played one on pc as a kid and the 2nd one on ps2. They were my shit

>Protagonist in WWE 2K18
Wut

Crash Bandicoot.

Am I gonno be turned into a furry now?

red faction: guerrilla steam edition, so I'm a miner on mars blowing up buildings all day, not bad.

Sebastian Castellanos, really would suck to be him rn in the most recent game I played

runescape. can just chop trees all day ez

I'd be Gordon Freeman
Now I don't even have to worry about going through 3 years of hell to get a PhD in theoretical physics
>FUCKYEAH.jpg
>nofucksformepleasesir.jpg
It's like I'm the opposite of fucked...
I'm...not fucked??1?11??11?!!?!?!!??!?11?1?

Doom Slayer...
Im fine with this.

Last thing I played was Destiny 2
>so essentially I'm immortal

I'm a Kerbal so I'm probably super fucked unless it's on easy mode in which case I will respawn.

It's-a-me! Mario! Time to eat magic mushrooms and fuck some princess pussy.

I'm sorry Mario.

The Princess is in another castle.

>have to let either
my Irish lover whose family business I've joined
>or
my cousin who I've been lifting put of poverty
>die
Well shit.

Nope. I am replaying the Destination Paris Mod right now. Got all the missions from the series in the Commandos 2 engine. It's an amazing nostalgia trip if you ask me, with more challenging game play.

>put
am also from Eastern Europe so my English is a bit off I suppose.

Heavy Weapons Guy. I think I'm okay.

>survivor in Empyrion on Akua planet
>mfw may end up as raptor food or the captain of a capital class vessel that floats in space aimlessly

>neverwinter nights 2 OC
you know what fuck this shit

My Pokemon go character

Sweet time to be the best there ever was

The Vault Dweller of Vault 13.

I'd be a Khajit dragonborn, it could be worse

>persona 4

Inaba here we come!

Could be worse i reckon, not sure how though

The new kid from south park. Could be worse

Arma 3
Shiiiieeeet

Farcry 4 so probably pretty fucked

Bayek from new assassins creed. could be worse.

Ill just touch myself until I die

Nah just shoot and then hide. Stealth is easy as shit in that game

>Cold Waters
I'm the captain of the USS Dallas somewhere north of Gremikha at the height of the Cold War.

hopper, a one armed rat lady leading a rebellious mallitia against the establisted totalitarian government and religious sect in order to claim the massive amounts of meat (other fellow anthropomorphic animals) they have access to

>How fucked are you?
>*BING**BING* WAHOO! SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

what happened to the avians?

your gonna die by some faggot on a hill

CS Source

>fireindahol.exe

New Kid from Fractured But Whole... well unfortunately my dad fucked my mum

Im gonna be badass..I dont know if you still remember time crisis but i played it a while ago in the arcade and it is still awsome. Leg and hand combination and not just fingers. Arcade is still the best gaming experience for me.

>Bloodborne

Shit.

Plague inc.
i'm a god damn neurax worm and i'm going to kill every fucking human.

Dungeons & Dragons 5e spoopy halloween campaign

Well fuck..

Last game I played was Tetris. But if that doesn't count I played as Jill Valentine in REmaster

Leader of the Saints, kicking ass left and right.
Also, president of the United States (or what's left of them).

I guess I'm good.

Genital Jousting. I guess I got it coming.

Might as well turn this into a shitty game
>My subjects get turned into zombies
>Decide to kill my subjects before they become zombies
>Big ass dude who made em zombies tells me to fight him up north.
>Gets a magical sword and kills big ass dude and my father too because why not?
>Decides to go to sleep for a couple years

Who am i?

Wolfenstein 2

Fuck yea I'm the new kid in South Park and a member of Freedom Pals

*POP*
*SNAP*
*POP*
*POP*
*CRACK*
*WHIZZ*
*POP"
"Fuck!"
*SNAP*
*CRACKLE*
*POP*
"God damnit."

>Doki Doki literature club

What games is this?

stick of truth cool i guess

I am pretty pleased tbh.

Am I the tank of the person inside?

i am not even fucked. i am blessed.