/hoc/

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First and ducks win the stan lee

>making a new one before 500

cheeky

EESTI EESTI EESTI EESTI

W i L D

I'm a normie fan of the Rangers, what does that make me?

brother!

out in the 1st round

Swedish

Holy shit how is someone shorter than Spurgeon? He is like the king of manlets.

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this triggers the yuroshit

that also explains why I like snus

what is that?

dasani tastes like shit

Wait so does this mean Canada is my sister?
wtf I hate siblings now

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Professori

It's the greatest bottled water of all time. Truly revolutionary stuff.

hey bro

WincestM

superior beverage coming through

*ssiiiippp*

reddit: the beverage

>he lives in a country where he has to buy bottled water

>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder who we are going to give the flowers to maybe some sick kids?
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab to TD Garden and take a tour of the place
>I got to meet a lot of the staff and see the locker room, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says before leaving is "call my agent to get signed shit our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.

>imagine being this pleb

Whats your favorite snus?

>wheat kings swept
>nolan patrick 0 points
winning the lottery this year is like a punishment

PATRICIAN CHOICE

>mfw ameriledwaters have to drink bottled water

Enjoying some H2O straight out of the tap right now actually. A few ice cubes to cool it down but not too many that they don't melt and bump against your face as you take a drink. I assume you know that though.

hischier is going 1st overall

Could you be more sunbelt?

most people get their water from refrigerators

>implying
I drink Bill Peters certified Kineticoâ„¢ purified drinking water

i fucking hate white people

There are countries where you can't drink tap water?

>be me
>have girl over
>"do you want something to drink"
>"water please"
>get a glass
>"do you have any bottles, the tap water in thia city makes me sick"
>mfw

Are you fucking kidding? Paying $5 for a single bottle of water?

>yurocucks dont keep a 24 pack in the trunk of their car for emergencies or just when thirsty on the road
Oh wait, you euroniggers dont even own cars! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Good job, now she knows you're a cheapskate

>Are you fucking kidding
obviously

it's not a sunbelt thing, it's for women

she sounds high maintenance. probably would not invite over for a tall cold one

>keeping bottled water in your car

you know when the bottles heat up, some of the plastic gets into the water

Why is this the only Sup Forums general wioth completely unrelated OP images

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You haven't travelled a lot have you?
unless this was a cheeky remark.

Even in Spain it's not recommended for finns to drink the tap water. It won't kill you but it's not great for you either.

My friend's fridge tells you the volume of water dispensed. I found that fascinating.

that shit is awesome, my wife makes it all the time

this. enjoy your endocrine disruptors

that's every country

What is the chance of Devils winning the draft

white odens, yours?

that's nice, I know a few people from murica, but they all drink bottled water and claim their tap water is shit

>drinking bottled water

>not having your AC running 24/7 in case you decide to drive somewhere
can you be any more poor?

Threadly reminder that Chicago is reddit and saying so Triggers the chiraqi

When are we changing this general from /hoc/ to /water/?

the bottom phrase, everyone knows manufacturing in ontario is dead.

>plastic gets into the water
that amount of "plastic" in your water does nothing.

It's also the only thing why there are expiration dates on the water bottles. Companies have to put them due to marketing reasons. The water gets a bit darker when the plastic starts to get into the water.

bonaqua is literallly
>Reddit: The Bottled Water

go back

*Ahem* HEYYYAY DON'T PAY NO MIND YOU'RE UNDER 18 YOU WON'T BE DOING ANY TIIIEYIM

>i enjoy the taste of aluminium with my water

enjoy your BPA bud

>He doesn't the most patrician of water
Get off my planet.

can we start banning these reddit posters? they fucking annoying.

probably the same reason /hoc/ is the only general that literally cannot stay on topic for more than 5 minutes. Unbridled and unhinged, pure, unadulterated autism.

These faggots are literally arguing about water. AGAIN.

>he has no idea what borjomi is
plebs, all of you

>Not enjoy the metallic taste

>Companies have to put them due to marketing reasons.

Seems like they have to put those dates for health reason, considering the "water gets darker when the plastic starts to get into the water"

Finns make no fucking sense. They constantly contradict themselves in the same sentence.

Where do they live? The tap water here is fine, although some people get the pitchers with carbon filters. I just assume they are picky but having chilled water on hand is one benefit.

~~Minh in St. Paul

>being this triggered because your faggy water is /r/eddit tier

kek you get 10x more in normal microwave foods and can foods. Trust me water bottles are the last thing to worry about BPA.

stop drinking reddit water then

Well considering the sport is played on water it wouldn't be that much of a stretch.

They're inbred mongols m8, what are you expecting

fuck you, ketchup cake is delicious
if you tried it before you slang shit you'd think it was awesome too

Eh i just like the good ol' Ettan and General Strong White

i hope you're not implying that when water gets darker it's more unhealthy?(meaningful amount of)

So, how far will Mild advance in the ploffs?

Conference finals

Shut up this is not a hockey thread

Go drink some shit water then. because according to you the color of water doesn't matter when you drink it.

New York, Key West (FL) and Las Vegas, big cities probably have shit water supply

I can't feel anything from either, bought ettan last time I went to sweden and had regrets tbqh

2nd round loss
It is tradition.

Bonaqua is literally just Disani. Finlan just needs to kill itself.

Real winners drink Biosteel

fuck off faggot Bonaqua is the king of waters.

Thank you Bonaqua merchant.

>comparing bottled water to water in nature
kek

Bonaqua has carbonation you inbred.

Yeah snus builds up tolerance real quick

>bonaqua
>not evian

k

>naturalistic fallacy

not even the same user but don't they teach you this shit in your mongol schools

How many litres of Gatorade are used in one NHL game?

bonaqua has non-carbonated as well

AND SHE'S HOLDING ONTO MY HEART LIKE A HAND GRENADE

Fuck off Disani drinker

>static gif

you need to go back

my penis when i go to america
american slags cant resist purebred white finns

step aside, peasants.

What flag are you?

Isklar is probably what gave him autism anyway.