Guess why I've been to prison

Guess why I've been to prison

genetic destiny

Public urination

First degree faggotry

pedophilea

Cp?

You stole a bubblegum from the super market

U ran from MNU

Racism?

You were wanted in Nevada for banging horses

Nonce

Calling someone the wrong pronoun in California

Assault with forced memes

Your house had too many unpaid parking tickets

Public masturbation

You beat someone up for insulting your haircut

Didn't pay child support

Drugs or rape of some kind.

Impersonating Daniel Craig.

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Because of your haircut.

Lol

Sodomy

cuz ya look like daniel craig
minors definitely related

Philadelphia

Drug dealing

Stealing some picking mix

In the end it doesn't even matter.