God here, AMA

God here, AMA.

O shit waddup?

Seriously?

Where is she?

Why did you make niggers?

Godlike quads checked

10.29782, -72.88959

Why is this place so fucked up?

What do you think of nietzche

Why is my g spot up my ass

They came about as an accident. I shouldn't have put them in Africa.

But whereever you put them they riot and steal and murder other groups.I think its time to end that

Because the devil shoved his finger up your ass when you were a baby.

Because it's a containment board.

Do we live in a simulation?

Tell me about my future.

kill yourself?

Do you drop acid?

Would You mind to deactivate the Muslim content Patch?

Whats in the box

what are the best questions to ask?what are the most beneficial to my species questions to ask? how do these two differ?

Is /x/ finally kicking you fuckers off or what?

no god

Best not. You're not gonna like what happens next.

You live in a fish tank in my house.

How?

Every once in a while.

That wasn't me who added that. That was a human creation.

A head.

One at a time, man!

Why did you make us from apes rather than the superior Chameleon?

I made both. You happened to evolve to be intelligent first. That is also why genocide happens. I wanted Chameleons.

Does heaven accept traps?

If you're really God then tell me what's my brother doing right now.

Does heaven accept gay people?

Is there life on other planets?

how can you be god if you're OP, and OP is a faggot?

Is my milk bad or just turning?

Ever watch the office?

Why did you give us free will if you going to fuck us up if dont do what you say?

Kindly explain your sense of humor to us.

>Because it's a containment board.
You're on the wrong board, Sparky.

About to fap? what should i fap to

Yes.

I defy logic, that's how.

If you wanna drink it right now, you will survive. But not in an hour

I made the office.

I like what's funny.

Because that's false. The bible was made by a bunch of humans.

Mexican Sugar Dancing.

God can you delete a thread about this deformed girl? pseople are calling me a meanie and its pissing me off.

Are traps gay?

No, you are a meanie. You deserve it.
Yes. Very.

Is Muhammed your bro?

Fuck you god.
> Floods whole planet
> made hillary clinton
> Won't wipe out all niggers
> Nietzche called you a cuck and you ignored him
> didn't warn napoleon not to invade russia
> Won't send hitler back home
For a devine being you sure are one hell of a cunt.

No idea where that guy got that idea about Gabriel.

Yeah but is he ya boi tho?

He's alright I guess.

> Nietzsche called you a cuck and you ignored him
You do realize Nietzsche was mourning the death of god right?

You're a faggot god

quads checked

Masturbating. He is less than 30 seconds away from ejaculating.

That explains a lot. I guess I'll have to get all those bundles of sticks out of hell.

Mourning and denoncing at the same time. he realized what we could become.

Whats the deal with the wave/particle duality?

Guess so. Alright man nice talking to you, bye god.

y u so evil ?

One of the angels did that. I have no idea what he was thinking.

God is my cat too fat?

An obese cat is typically over 20% it's ideal body weight. Most cats, while there are some exceptions for some breeds, are between 8 and 10 pounds. Although Persians can range from 6-12, and Maine Coons are normal under 25 pounds.

He is part Maine Coon, how much I don’t know. He is 23 lbs so I guess that’s “normal.” Thanks God. And uh, bless my mother and stuff and tell Jesus thanks for dying for my sins.

is the girl who works behind the till flirting with me or is she just being overly nice because I have a weird leg or she wants me to buy more shit?

she's never said anything super specific that makes me know for 100% she's flirting but she seems really nice to me and a few friends say she's always miserable to them

Can you make sure EA doesn't fuck up the new Star Wars game?