Give me your best quote and I will pay with nice pictures

Give me your best quote and I will pay with nice pictures

"Sometimes when you meet someone who's going to change your life... You just know it, I guess."

"I told you I was ill"

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - Daft Punk

It helps no one to be reductive.

"In life you posses only as much as you give away" ~ Nigger.

Say something clever and your name will live forever
-Anonymous

Keep em coming boys

thats actually kind of funny lol

"Shit before you shower"
-Mariah Carey

Correction: In life you posses only as much as you can steal from the whites - The Niggest Nog of all the Wogs

If you'd die right now, how many people would be sad?
Constantly strive to increase that number.

When you have a son, you only need to worry about one dick...

When you have a daughter... you have to worry about all the dicks in the world...

>I will pay with nice picture
>posts the most generic picture on the internet
fuck off

Zero and dropping

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
T Durden

There's no denying that's a nice pic though.

Agreed

"Indians are functioning members of society, unlike niggers."
-Mahatma Gandhi

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams

>Constantly strive to increase that number

And why is that? What kind of ultra giga brain washed labor whore does someone have to be to be that much of a slave?
What the fuck? I don't give a shit who cries when I'm gone and who doesn't.
Single thing I strive for is to ever only do what I think is right and have fun along the way.

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

No matter where you go, there you are.

Wasn't op gonna post something...

“Have you felt it too? Have you seen how your best friends love everything about you- except the things that count? And your most important is nothing to them; nothing, not even a sound they can recognize.”

-Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

>the niggest nog of all the wogs
I lost it user.

Here's a bit more rare one

"You only live once but if you work it right, once is all you need"

"Those who say that we're in a time when there are not heroes, they just don't know where to look" -Reagan

yes, please

"Don't get lost in the sauce"

"You are a nigger" Some cracka

I'm not afraid what bad things they think about me, I'm afraid they're right.

"OwO what this?"

There's nothing else a man has control over than his choice to listen to reason or not.

"Life is like an old tree withered and dying. You never know what branch is gonna land and when it does where."

-Ted Kaczynski, To Kill A Mockingjay

" Thats a pretty fucking good millshake " - John Travolta 1994

"Yes."

Big house like man married to fat woman: hard to get around.
~ Sidney Wang ~

Comparison is the thief of joy.

"Every obstacle is an accomplishment in disguise."

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - man stabbed

I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
~ Rigby Reardon ~

"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content."

In the end, all things you posess will be given. So give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors

You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world

>you can't change the world
>you may change the world

there it is. the most stupid bullshit I'd read all day.
And that's eventhough I texted alot today with my wife!

You like jazz?

God may be dead but that doesnt mean the laughs have to stop

the last line is disproving the first line. it's a pretty hard concept to understand, so don't feel bad. it's one of those things that requires a triple digit IQ to wrap your brain around.

it's lowquality bait but I still go for it since I have no friends and nothing else to do

> it's a pretty hard concept to understand
> requires a triple digit IQ

what a faggot, does he even read what he's typing before posting it?

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat!"
~Al Bundy

bumping for this

"Spread your wings and fly. God be with you."
Major Zero MSG3

"Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough"
-Abraham Lincoln

Actually there's nothing you can do to prevent yourself from changing the world whether you acknowledge it and take responsibility for it or not

"But I poop from here" -Melissa Ashley

"Around blacks, never relax". George Stephanopoulis.

"Your mouths not bleeding".
Me to every bitch on the rag.

"Once you get rid of the impossible, everything that's left, no matter how implausible, is the truth."

"Fuck her right in the pussy"
Anonymoose

"We've got to do something about these goddamn kikes." -Ben Garrison

"They don't think it be like it do, but it do"-Oscar Wilde

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Paul Atreides

" I know not what course others may take. But as for me, GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME HEAD!"
Patrick Henry

"I did nothing wrong"
~Hitler

“For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable – what then?”
-George Orwell, 1984

"What was that noise?" -Osama Bin Laden

"You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before." - Rahm Emanuel

Wow that guy looks like a mans man. Leaking machismo type.

Almost macho in a sense.

soyboy detected

U callin me a faggot?

OP fails to deliver.

.... ahhhh shit.

I don't know.... he chose an awfully sharp rock to sit on.

"Please clap" -Jeb Bush

Thats my favourite one

I feel so bad for him