Manchester United

>Manchester United
>the city actually has two opposing teams

>Hannover 96
>theres only like 25

>Pumas of Guadalajara
>they're actually humans

>West Ham United
>No ham uniting

>Bayern Munchen
>no Bayern Starven

>RB Leipzig
>They are not red and they are not bulls

>Liverpool Football Club
>Can't play football

>Estudiantes de La Plata
>they don't even know what Au means

>Everton
>Liverpool has only been a town (or "ton") for 800 years

>Benfica
>no staying well

Yes, Manchester United and United of Manchester

>LA Galaxy
>play on earth

>earth isn't in the galaxy

depends which galaxy i guess

they might be their own galaxy

Doesn't stand for Red Bull :^)

>Boca Juniors
>their main squad players are all adults

>Arsenal
>No arse anal

>Corinthian Casuals
>They try and win every match

>grasshoppers
>humans

>Hajduk Split
>is still a single team
>Olympique Gymanstic Club Nice
>Is quite literally none of those four things
>Chelsea
>plays on land

>fulham
>is literally in the same city as west ham, implying it is in no way the entire ham

>newcastle
>don't play in a castle

>Nottingham forest
>don't play in a forest

>Go Ahead Eagles
>They aren't actually ahead of anyone in the Eredivisie

>Jealous Manure customer

Also
>Middlesborough
>Not in the middle

>Sheriff Tiraspol
>they don't keep the peace in the wild west

>Dinamo Tbilisi/Moscow/kiev/bucurest/tirana
>neither of them produces direct current.

>Wolfsburg
>Don't play in a city of wolves

>Sheffield Wednesday
>Play their matches on saturday

>Hamburger SV
Eat only fish

>Juventus (youth)
>referred to as la vecchia signora (old lady)

Formed from the business venture of multiple englishmen, hence "United"
Hannover was founded in 1896
Just a mascot
"United" came from the workers of West Ham, meant to be a club for the commoners
Bayern - Bavaria, Munchen - Munich. Simple
RB stands for RasenBallSport which is another name for football in German
That... wasn't even funny
....what
Not funny
Not funny
Los Angeles is a city filled with celebrity stars. There are a "Galaxy" of stars metaphorically speaking, hence LA Galaxy
They're from La Boca and were founded by Italian boys or "juniors"
Not funny
It's just a club merger name with a hyphen
Founded by a group of Croat students from Split, not the word "split"
Nice was a club that formerly focused on athletics, a.k.a gymnastics hence the name
Chelsea is just the name of a town
Just a name
Just a name
The club was founded in a wooded area
Just a name to spur excitement for the supports, kind of like "Come on you Spurs!"
The club gets its name from the town, which in turn got its name from a church a couple hundred years back in the 12th century named "St Hilda of Middleburg" which was then roughly translated to Middlesborough.
The Moldovan club was named after the policeman who founded the club in the name of the company he worked for - "Sheriff"
All of those clubs were named after the Soviet Dinamo Sports society.
Wolfsburg gets its name from the town which in turn got its name from the local Germany castle
Originally named the Wednesday Cricket club and the "Wednesday" part came from the members having their days off on Wednesday/
Just the name of the town
They were founded by young Turin students. The nickname Old Lady comes from "Old' being a pun on the "Youth" and "Lady" as the affectionate nickname.

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It's hardly autism. I'm just trying to educate the uneducated masses who hide behind regurgitate puns that aren't funny to mask the fact that they don't know where these club names originate from.

>''The Los Angeles Angels''

you had better be baiting

>major league soccer
>is actually a minor league

this is some special autism even if you think you're being funny

>American
>cant be merry

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of Anaheim

literally weapons-grade autism

good post

Underrated post

>Racing White Daring Molenbeek
>very few whites live there
>notwithstanding the implications of the origins of the word molenbeek hardly anybody that lives there speaks Brussels
>no mill (molen)
>no brook (beek)
>very few people actually do get dared
>not much racing unless the cops are chasing

>The The Angels Angels of Anaheim
>Americans

kek

>Botafogo
>Doesn't light anything on fire

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>replying to 23 posts at once
santo autismo, batman

this should be a bannable offense

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>Kermit the Frog: invented by an American puppeteer
Huh.

anyone opposing the caliphate there is p daring 2bh

>hardly anybody that lives there speaks Brussels
I'd venture a bet that hardly anybody speaks Brussels at all.

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>Cheslea
>Don't play in Chelsea

>Kashima Antlers
>Aren't deers

>Oakland Raiders
>they actually raid Las Vegas

>Corinthians
>They are not from Corinth

>It's hardly autism. I'm just trying to educate the uneducated masses who hide behind regurgitate puns that aren't funny to mask the fact that they don't know where these club names originate from.

>Chicago Fire
>Follow all the fire safety regulations

thanks for the post, very informative!

>New York Red Bulls
>all the bulls are black

>Sheffield FC
>Play in Dronfield, Derbyshire

>Blackburn Rovers
>they don't burn black people alive

Got a laff from me

kek

>Borussia Dortmund
>Dortmund was never part of Russia

>BSC Young Boys
>Actually a mens team

>Guangzhou Evergrande Taobao F.C.
>Not the best now or ever

>Charlton Athletic
>Players are far from it

>SS Lazio
>they only represent Rome city

here's the (You) you are craving for

>Toronto Raptors
>No Raptor player

>canadian soccer club
>is actually based in uruguay

>Newport County
>Actually a very old port

>Sup Forumsartans fc
>two stars on crest

>Tampa Bay Rowdies
>Crowd far from rowdy

>Together Forever
>Separated last Spring

fucking kill yourslef